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The Box Game! - 6/5/2007 5:34:23 PM   
RonocNiderb

 

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Quite simple rules.

I have a box in my hands (use your imagination kids!) and the next person to post writes how they'll get it off me. eg: "Shoots RonocNiderb in the knee, picks up box and runs"

GO!

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RE: The Box Game! - 6/5/2007 6:15:11 PM   
Zaphod121


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"Shoots RonocNiderb in the eye and then pins him to the ground using a wooden stake, then grabs the box and runs like hell"

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RE: The Box Game! - 6/5/2007 8:13:45 PM   
Zaphod121


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"shoots self in the head and leaves box wide open for the taking"

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RE: The Box Game! - 6/5/2007 8:22:11 PM   
RonocNiderb

 

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Runs up beside Zaphod121's dead body, takes box, runs. NAY Frolicks away...

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 12:19:10 PM   
emogeek


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Waits for everyone to get bored and start doing sudoku, then legs it with the box.

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 3:34:17 PM   
ednamode


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tickles emo to death and runs off with the box.....

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 4:40:37 PM   
King_Bard

 

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*rams edna with a truck, picks up box and runs away laughing manically*

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 10:17:30 PM   
RonocNiderb

 

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Constructs an elaborate trap involving two poles and piano wire to kill King_Bard; which fails miserably.


King_Bard still has the box

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 10:34:46 PM   
wgamador


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From: A polluted womb...
King_Bard walks down the street picking up the pace every 4 feet but he finds a ticket on the ground that reads :
"Admit One:  Hot Fuzz"
He enters the theatre sits down, lays the box next to him. He yawns during the opening credits and is hit on the head by my rubber sledge-hammer rendering him unconscious in a puddle of his own urine.

The box is mine.

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 10:36:28 PM   
emogeek


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Wgamador takes a detour to watch the Devils.

Whilst he cries into his beer following defeat, I stealthily sneak up behind him and leg it with the box.


Is Gwyneth Paltrows head in there btw?

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 10:39:42 PM   
wgamador


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While Emogeek curiously looks inside the  box to see if indeed it is Paltrow's head, I come out from behind the tree and a rubber sledge-hammer meets his
testicles, while i shout .."Go Devils!!" ,
he drops the box and the gay porn DVD in his pocket and begins to roll on the ground in pain.

The box conveniently falls at my feet and i pick it up and get on the bus.

The box is mine.

< Message edited by wgamador -- 7/5/2007 10:40:21 PM >


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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 10:42:31 PM   
emogeek


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Sadly for Wags, the bus driver is Otto from the Simpsons.

While they share a fatty, and sit giggling for hours, I disguise myself as a pizza delivery guy and swap the box for a large meat feast.

Emo prevails again

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 10:45:34 PM   
RonocNiderb

 

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Using a rocket launcher I blow up the bus in true xXx style.

I trudge through the remains of the bus to get the box: which, naturally enough, is indestructable.

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 10:48:41 PM   
wgamador


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Unbeknownst to Ronoc, he has just stolen the box from one of my many clones and has not realized that the box he is holding has an automatic rubber sledgehammer that has just popped out of the box and has made wonderful contact with his face. The real me steps from behind the dumpster and hit Ronoc in the balls with the "real" box.

The box never left my hands.

< Message edited by wgamador -- 7/5/2007 10:49:24 PM >


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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 10:50:37 PM   
emogeek


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The sight of me holding my balls was strangely arousing to Wags, and he could not resist some sexy time.

While he took his hands off the box, and placed them on one of the swedish sisters, unbeknownst to him the other one hid it in a very tight spot, before delivering it to me.

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The Fear Of Blood Tends To Create Fear For The Flesh

Have you ever been halfway through eating a horse and then realised you weren't as hungry as you thought you were?

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 10:59:29 PM   
RonocNiderb

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: wgamador

Unbeknownst to Ronoc, he has just stolen the box from one of my many clones and has not realized that the box he is holding has an automatic rubber sledgehammer that has just popped out of the box and has made wonderful contact with his face. The real me steps from behind the dumpster and hit Ronoc in the balls with the "real" box.

The box never left my hands.


I hate it when people do that.

The thought of Wgamador getting the chance for some sexy time lures emogeek to have some sexy time of his own.
 
He foolishly leaves the box unguarded, and I pick it up

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Colm Lynch just said he's a left tit.

Don't know who he is eh?

Google!!!

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 11:02:20 PM   
wgamador


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Ronoc begins to itch feverishly....he had not realized the bottle of Instant Crabs i spilled on his crotch back on the bus route, before he launched his rocket launcher..
He strips naked and drops the box while a look of relief hits his face as he manhandles his genital area. Good crabbies! Good boys!
Oh, whats this....oh its a box. Ill take that.

Thank you itchy-scratchy.

< Message edited by wgamador -- 7/5/2007 11:03:17 PM >


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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 11:09:07 PM   
DJ Rob C: Mark II!


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Whilst Waggers pegs it, I trip him up with the spidey-web (ala Spidey3) and nab the box

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 11:16:44 PM   
emogeek


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As Rob is suddenly struck by the realisation that Spidey 3 isn't actually all that good, I don my cloak of invisibilty and its gone before he realises

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Have you ever been halfway through eating a horse and then realised you weren't as hungry as you thought you were?

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 11:17:53 PM   
DJ Rob C: Mark II!


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With my Heroes-like power of seeing through cloaks I kickly stick out my foot and trip Emo up, the box be mine

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 11:21:17 PM   
emogeek


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I throw a Scrubs box set into the air.

In his desperation to catch it, Rob is forced to drop the box, which my army of Jawa's swiftly recover.

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 11:22:21 PM   
DJ Rob C: Mark II!


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I realise that I already have the Scrubs box and throw it at Emo, knocking him unconcious... I nab his Jawa controlling kit and get the box back

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 11:23:50 PM   
emogeek


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Using my Jedi mind powers, I convinve Rob that "this is not the box he is looking for", and he gives it me back so that I may "go about my business"

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RE: The Box Game! - 7/5/2007 11:26:47 PM   
DJ Rob C: Mark II!


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I feigned a mind trick and gave Emo an exploding box.... I walk off safe in the knowledge that I have the right box stowed away

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RE: The Box Game! - 8/5/2007 3:00:58 AM   
fernetcontonica


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 I'll just cut DJ Rob C:Marc II's boxholding hands with a Bastard Short Sword of Boxholdinghand Severing and take the box... I'll take the hands too... they may come handy...   

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RE: The Box Game! - 8/5/2007 8:47:35 AM   
King_Bard

 

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I pretend to be a hand seller and lead ferntcontonica on to a minefield......BOOM.......i take the box and robs hands out of fernetcontica remains...a few seconds later i come back and take fernetcontinica hands else well....

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RE: The Box Game! - 8/5/2007 10:09:01 AM   
Zaphod121


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I distract King Bard with a shiney penny, and while he's mesmerized by the great shineyness I grab the box and jumb onto my moped and drive off

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RE: The Box Game! - 8/5/2007 10:39:57 AM   
emogeek


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Sadly, Zaphod's moped is no match for my Scania truck, and the resultant collision sends him back in time to 1973, where he receives a kicking from Gene Hunt.

With box in hand, I use the Dalek "temporal time shift cop-out" and vanish to another time and place

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RE: The Box Game! - 8/5/2007 2:04:53 PM   
King_Bard

 

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Unfortunely emogeek reappears on Alderaan just as the death star blows it up.....i take the box as it floats in space with emos time machine, i go back to earth laughing madly

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RE: The Box Game! - 8/5/2007 2:20:28 PM   
emogeek


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as the time machine is set to my brain wave patterns, it malfunctions and strands Bard on prehistoric Earth, where he is eaten by a t-rex.

A few million years later, my expedition unearths the fossilised box.

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