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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 21/12/2011 3:26:31 PM   
Funkyrae


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Well, we all know that it's only the Ringers that count. The deadites are there to make up numbers.

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 21/12/2011 4:27:33 PM   
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Well, we all know that it's only the Ringers that count. The deadites are there to make up numbers.


This is why Reb is my favourite Mod...

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 22/12/2011 5:57:50 AM   
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Reb's a Deadite? That makes me

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 22/12/2011 6:21:16 AM   
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Aragorn would waste Ash's ass! Fuck that chainsaw, he's got Anduril.

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 22/12/2011 11:40:49 AM   
Funkyrae


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gimli The Dwarf

Reb's a Deadite? That makes me



Don't worry, we still have Hobs.

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 22/12/2011 11:55:01 AM   
Harry Tuttle


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Aragorn would waste Ash's ass! Fuck that chainsaw, he's got Anduril.


Boomstick > Sword

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 22/12/2011 2:18:34 PM   
Olaf


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is this thread back then? I have to do my annual Christmas LOTR watch at some point over the next fortnight. So much coursework though :(

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 22/12/2011 3:24:41 PM   
clownfoot


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Olaf

is this thread back then? I have to do my annual Christmas LOTR watch at some point over the next fortnight. So much coursework though :(


Watch Evil Dead 2 instead. Then you get to watch an amazing film and complete your coursework on time. It's the perfect balance.


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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 22/12/2011 7:42:06 PM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Aragorn would waste Ash's ass! Fuck that chainsaw, he's got Anduril.


Boomstick > Sword



My comrade-in-arms in the Queen thread, my enemy in here


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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 22/12/2011 10:14:42 PM   
Harry Tuttle


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gimli The Dwarf


quote:

ORIGINAL: Harry Tuttle


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Aragorn would waste Ash's ass! Fuck that chainsaw, he's got Anduril.


Boomstick > Sword



My comrade-in-arms in the Queen thread, my enemy in here



I've not stated my allegiance yet. I've merely pointed out that in a battle situation I'd opt for a shotgun over a sword


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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 23/12/2011 12:45:08 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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A fair point!

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 28/12/2011 7:00:05 PM   
Ref


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A shotgun against mithril chainmail - tough as dragon scales, man!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 11/1/2012 1:40:05 PM   
clownfoot


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ref

A shotgun against mithril chainmail - tough as dragon scales, man!



Headshot! Take that chainmail...

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 24/1/2012 12:41:44 AM   
Incanus


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So I'm watching this film, it's about a bunch of guys --some are tall, some are ridiculously short-- who are traversing wilderness on foot and then, guess what, nine riders all dressed in black, looking really menacing, are pursuing them. And there's dramatic music and then some more walking and riding and then mountains and more mountains with jugged tops and snow and an eagle comes swooping from outta nowhere. And the scenery is all green, by the way.


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Cuiva Olorin
Narendur.
Tira nottolya
Tulta tuolya.
An mauya mahtie
Ter oiomornie
Ter ondicilyar
Mettanna.
Nurunna!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 24/1/2012 1:59:49 AM   
Spaldron


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Incanus

So I'm watching this film, it's about a bunch of guys --some are tall, some are ridiculously short-- who are traversing wilderness on foot and then, guess what, nine riders all dressed in black, looking really menacing, are pursuing them. And there's dramatic music and then some more walking and riding and then mountains and more mountains with jugged tops and snow and an eagle comes swooping from outta nowhere. And the scenery is all green, by the way.



Never seen it.

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And I looked and behold, a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Death
And Hell followed with him.

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 24/1/2012 2:55:09 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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Inky's back!

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 24/1/2012 1:04:21 PM   
homersimpson_esq


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Incanus

So I'm watching this film, it's about a bunch of guys --some are tall, some are ridiculously short-- who are traversing wilderness on foot and then, guess what, nine riders all dressed in black, looking really menacing, are pursuing them. And there's dramatic music and then some more walking and riding and then mountains and more mountains with jugged tops and snow and an eagle comes swooping from outta nowhere. And the scenery is all green, by the way.



I want to know more about the green.


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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 24/1/2012 2:00:29 PM   
Incanus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: homersimpson_esq

quote:

ORIGINAL: Incanus

So I'm watching this film, it's about a bunch of guys --some are tall, some are ridiculously short-- who are traversing wilderness on foot and then, guess what, nine riders all dressed in black, looking really menacing, are pursuing them. And there's dramatic music and then some more walking and riding and then mountains and more mountains with jugged tops and snow and an eagle comes swooping from outta nowhere. And the scenery is all green, by the way.



I want to know more about the green.



Let me see...there was rich forest green, leafy golden-green, hues of beryl and aquamarine in the water, pale green and grassy emerald, silver-green on the boughs of chartreuse trees under a jade-green night-sky, and I could swear I caught glimpses of viridian and lime somewhere under a mossy rock. Now, in Rohan...


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Narendur.
Tira nottolya
Tulta tuolya.
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Ter oiomornie
Ter ondicilyar
Mettanna.
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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 24/1/2012 2:45:21 PM   
Rhubarb


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That's a direct quote from the novels.

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 24/1/2012 4:13:19 PM   
shool


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Funkyrae


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gimli The Dwarf

Reb's a Deadite? That makes me



Don't worry, we still have Hobs.


And me too.

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 24/1/2012 6:00:53 PM   
Incanus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shool


quote:

ORIGINAL: Funkyrae


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gimli The Dwarf

Reb's a Deadite? That makes me



Don't worry, we still have Hobs.


And me too.


And my bow!


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WINTER IS COMING

T h e 2 4 t h F r a m e . c o . u k

Cuiva Olorin
Narendur.
Tira nottolya
Tulta tuolya.
An mauya mahtie
Ter oiomornie
Ter ondicilyar
Mettanna.
Nurunna!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 28/1/2012 12:04:43 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 13/3/2012 1:49:08 AM   
Incanus


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It began with the forging of the Great Rings.

Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.

And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power.

For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race.

But they were all of them deceived, for a new ring was made.

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others.

And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

One ring to rule them all.

One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring.

But there were some who resisted.

A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth.

Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone.

It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword.

And Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated.

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WINTER IS COMING

T h e 2 4 t h F r a m e . c o . u k

Cuiva Olorin
Narendur.
Tira nottolya
Tulta tuolya.
An mauya mahtie
Ter oiomornie
Ter ondicilyar
Mettanna.
Nurunna!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 13/3/2012 1:59:37 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 16/3/2012 10:23:36 AM   
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Been reading this thread from a few years ago. Good times

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 16/3/2012 10:38:34 AM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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We can bring it back to its former glory!


"This thread was once the jewel of our kingdom. A place of light and beauty and music. And so it shall be once more! Let the armies of Empire know this: Never again will the land of my people fall into enemy hands. This thread of LOTR vs ED of Osgiliath has been reclaimed."





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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 16/3/2012 11:01:51 AM   
shool


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I love your enthusiasm Gimli.

It seem our enemies don't want to put up a fight anymore. Its like roaming around on a battlefield years after a war.

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 16/3/2012 2:22:23 PM   
Gimli The Dwarf


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I like to think of us as the Beacon Keepers, ready and waiting for times of need.

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So, sir, we let him have it right up! And I have to report, sir, he did not like it, sir.

Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

Much more better!

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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 16/3/2012 2:53:35 PM   
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RE: LotR Rulz! ED not so much. - 16/3/2012 2:57:20 PM   
shool


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Homophobe!

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