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The Mutant Chronicles - 6/4/2007 5:07:55 AM

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Thomas Jane - 6/4/2007 5:07:55 AM

acurrie

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Thomas Jane as an evil mutant bashing hero. YES PLEASE

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Trailer - 3/7/2008 10:08:49 AM

Penguin of Death

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There's a Mutant Chronicles Trailer on Thomas Jane's site

http://www.thomasjane.com/mutantChronicles/

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i've seen the trailer... - 15/7/2008 5:04:58 AM

acurrie

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... and it RULES, action all the way baby, it looks like it's been amde the same way as sky captain and world of tomorrow

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3 stars but DTV me thinks - 17/7/2008 10:48:10 PM

sonofjor-el

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Just watched this on R5 and found it oddly enjoyable. For the shortcomings of its budget, i'd give it a very loose three stars. Decent cast offsets the thinnish story, and very strange effects (some are of a good calibre). Malkovich is listed as a central character here, but he must total around five minutes of screen time!!! Not a bad effort though, considering its budget restraints and definitely worth a rental on a friday night when it gets(I imagine)a DTV status.

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- 14/10/2008 3:15:56 AM

brian21

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Seriously, honestly, trust me - this film is woeful. There's plot holes galore, you'll find yourslef constantly laughing saying - why did he just spit - what was that look about - did he really say that - how did he not die- why on earth would he do that - why do people where the exact same clothes as they did in WWI in the future - why is this film so bad, and so on. I honestly couldn't take it seriously and I;m very easy to please when it comes to movies. At best it would make a half decent video game. I wouldn't even give it a star.

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Where is Empire's Review? - 16/10/2008 10:28:07 PM

onetwo

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I watched this last night and can honestly say it's the worst film I have ever seen. I have no idea how they got John Malkovich to agree to even a minor role in this and having watched hellboy 2 and being quite impressed by Ron Pearlman's performance I wouldn't be suprised if he never gets a decent role again. In fact everyone should watch this because it's almost funny it's that bad

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Pure excelence - 21/10/2008 4:10:09 PM

BigDaveP

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Honestly - i thought this film was brilliant.

A few iffy dialogue scenes aside, i loved every single second of this movie, having went in only seeing the trailer once, and knowing no background.

But i can see how the general masses and posh-up-your-arse critics will simply detest the film.,.

9.5/10 for me

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Looks good, otherwise straight-to-video - 31/10/2008 2:41:45 PM

Natmandu

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There are some beautiful design touches, an old-future look, but other than that this is a pretty lame movie. Wait for it on TV.

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When was this released? - 23/12/2008 2:59:16 PM

mullerweb

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Hi.

I waited for this one, but despite keeping my eye on the new releases, didn't see this one advertised on billboards, or at my local multiplex - was it just a brief token release? what happened??

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Oh God... - 16/6/2009 9:54:57 PM

The Boo

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Just seen this film on DVD - 108 minutes of my life I will never get back!

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- 15/10/2012 5:30:31 PM

Alex Doran

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Why is this on future films when it is already out?