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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 2:26:14 PM   
Peppermint


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1. Christopher  Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.


Yeah and he ended up where he was meant to be going, didn't he?

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 2:39:34 PM   
HIM


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ORIGINAL: Peppermint

1. Christopher  Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

Yeah and he ended up where he was meant to be going, didn't he?


Yeah but he discovered America. Therefore even when a man is wrong he is right.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 2:44:41 PM   
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Actually he never set foot in North America.  He managed Central America but discovered the West Indies and the Caribbean islands.  Then in typical blokey style he managed to screw it all up and took glory for something he didn't do.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 2:57:36 PM   
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Plus his first voyage brought back syphilis and his crew helped spread it through Europe.

On these grounds Columbus fails as a mans-man.


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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 3:08:08 PM   
HIM


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Well let's see either of you discover a whole continent then. He may have brought syphalis back but he also discovered the home of every man's sparring partner of choice; the grizzly bear. That classifies him as a man in my book.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 3:11:29 PM   
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Again, you tend not to find too many grizzlies in central America or the West Indies. 

Besides, discovering it?  It was hardly lost.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 3:13:18 PM   
shool


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If we can find evidence of him wrestling a grizzly, he does go up in my estimation. 

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 3:16:28 PM   
HIM


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shool

If we can find evidence of him wrestling a grizzly, he does go up in my estimation. 


He was a man. Of course he wrestled a grizzly! He invented the sport. But if it's proof you require then look no further:


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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 3:18:34 PM   
shool


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Sold!

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 3:21:03 PM   
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And they say women are gullible.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 3:23:16 PM   
shool


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Fickle is my middle name.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 3:24:00 PM   
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Ahh it's ok Shool.  You're a bloke, you can't help it

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 3:24:38 PM   
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BB PORN SHOCK ON EMPIRE WEB SITE!


< Message edited by Baby Bear -- 6/4/2009 3:26:18 PM >


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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 4:33:20 PM   
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It's 4.30 and I'm in full slap, tottering around on 4" wedges.

How girly did I get in 5 months?

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 4:34:46 PM   
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Pics?

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 6:18:36 PM   
Baby Bear


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quote:

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It's 4.30 and I'm in full slap, tottering around on 4" wedges.
How girly did I get in 5 months?

It's 6.15 and I'm out of the heels and back into my Converse Basies and punk T-shirt............

It was a toss up between glamour or pain for two days. We are only going to the pictures, I'll save the hooker heels for Saturday.........
 

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 6:44:16 PM   
HIM


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Pft if you were a man you would have made that decision straight away. The only reason women are good at multi-tasking is because they're incapable of making a quick decision, hence they've always got loads to do.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/4/2009 6:53:13 PM   
Baby Bear


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pm.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 10/4/2009 12:33:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: shool

[posts this in the girsl thread and runs and hides]

These are our rules!  Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.  You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.  You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.  Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.  And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if  you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.  Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something.
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher  Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.  Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.  We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is
just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.  Yes, I know, I have to sleepon the couch tonight;


well said

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 1/5/2009 9:40:45 AM   
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Girls rule and Boys drool
seriously I can't think of anything productive to add at this hour except for I am not a fan of pink (the color)

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 1/5/2009 9:54:00 AM   
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Men are responsible for Swine flu...Same animal after all!

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 3/5/2009 4:27:09 AM   
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Men can contract verbal diraheria very quickly if not monitored properly.



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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/10/2009 2:53:33 AM   
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Man oh man. This thing is still here!

It's beautiful.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/10/2009 10:38:03 AM   
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Man oh man Lulu's here!

It's beautiful

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 6/10/2009 3:53:28 PM   
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*strolls in, slumps into a chair, has a scratch, releases an belch an laughs, looks for the remote, scratches again...this time inside the trousers, has a stretch an falls asleep*

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 8/10/2009 3:03:02 PM   
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A GIRL'S THREAD!?! Can I gush here? I'm getting married and it's only just hit me, it's going to be amazing. Just like I dreamed it to life... ahhhhhh. I belong in a Disney movie right now.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 8/10/2009 3:03:45 PM   
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You can gush!

Go for it!



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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 8/10/2009 3:05:46 PM   
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A winter wedding. Full of creams and golds and fairy lights and mulled wine and hopefully frosty weather. So so very excited.

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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 8/10/2009 3:08:21 PM   
Harley Quinn


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Ahh Fidget, you've just described my Dream wedding!

When's the big day?
How long have you and the groom been together.

Details give us details.

*settles down with a cuppa and biscuit to listen*

Edit: there's a nifty trick to get rid of all the pages of blank stuff, can someone remind me what it is or perform said trick. Thanks.


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RE: The Girl Stuff Thread: Germy Boys Keep Out - 8/10/2009 3:13:45 PM   
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2nd January at our church and then afterwards in a cosy converted barn with beautiful stone walls and wooden beams.

We've been together about a year and a half and he proposed in June in Venice on a gondola (cheesy but I forgave him when he said we weren't going back to the campsite and lead me to a 5* hotel). We've been friends for about 8 years though. Always had chemistry. Never single at the same time.

He's my best friend. Gush, gush, gush. You'll need a bucket if I continue, lol.

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