02PARSIM
Posts: 73
Joined: 6/9/2006 From: Ipswich
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There are very few circustances that I give a movie the lowest rating of all, in fact there are only a small handful of movies that I can think of that I have ever trully been able to give a 1/10. I usually find a small bit of enjoyment out of a movie no matter how lame, how predictable, or just how poorly made it is. However, the rare movies that have defied this are films such as Batman and Robin, The Avengers, Ocean's Twelve, Waterworld and of course the hideous movie The Postman. I wasn't admiteddly over enthusiastic over the thought of seeing this movie, neverhteless I never realised I would dislike it quite as much as I did. In fact disliking this movie is actually one of the biggest understatements I could make about this film, I utterly despised this movie! In fact this is also one of those rare movies I honestlly considered walking out of. This movie is entirely loathsome, made more so by the fact all my friends seemed to adore it while I felt on the verge of vomiting at the prospect of seeing it ever again. Then one of my friends said the most terrifying thing to me, "I hope they make Employee of the Month 2" at that moment I realised just how much I hated the movie. Most movies a thought of a sequel usually makes me feel slightlly aprehensive over, but never on the verge of tears. This movie did that to me. Okay I am slightlly over exaggerating, but the fact is that this movie really does deserve never to be seen by human eyes. The movie is full of unfunny situations, poor acting (with the exception of one castmember) and just too many cliches to handle. Jokes that could have been funny fall flat on their faces, and lines that raise a smirk are unfortunately way too forgettable. There were two times I laughed, they were admiteddly quite big laughs but the rest was hideous. After a very long 2 hours I clambered out of the cinema begging that I never see a movie like that again. Okay the plot of Employee of the Month, as if anyone actually give
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