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RE: THE BARROWMAN IS BACK IN WORK! - 18/5/2012 12:36:29 PM   
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RE: THE BARROWMAN IS BACK IN WORK! - 18/5/2012 11:47:02 PM   
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Shark Swarm for me tonight :)

Ruthless Developer = Yep
Shark teeth falling out all over the place = Yep
Sharks attacking boats = Yep
Some form of toxin/sewage/nuclear waste in the water = Yep

Also it actually had a trailer for itself just before the film began??? I've already bought the DVD - I'm sold!!!

All kinds of fun :)

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RE: THE BARROWMAN IS BACK IN WORK! - 19/5/2012 12:43:39 PM   
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quote:

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Watched this last night. Actually really good fun. It helped that I'm a Fred Olen Ray fan anyway. Worth a sniff.





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RE: THE BARROWMAN IS BACK IN WORK! - 19/5/2012 1:05:05 PM   
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bowed to pressure and ordered Shark Attack 1, 2,3.

Also ordered Frankenfish, I REALLY like that one.

Watched "2 headed shark attack", thought it was nice of the victims to fall into the water in pairs.

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RE: THE BARROWMAN IS BACK IN WORK! - 20/5/2012 12:01:07 AM   
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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Swoz_MK

Watched this last night. Actually really good fun. It helped that I'm a Fred Olen Ray fan anyway. Worth a sniff.





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I came on here to post about this :)

I caught a bit of it on TV earlier and am currently searching for it on an imported DVD at a reasonable price - the bit I saw was amazing! The shark walked up the beach - brilliant!! :)


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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 22/5/2012 3:21:02 PM   
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Ladies, Gentlemen and Jonson.

I return once again from the Cannes Film Festival, having popped by The Asylum's office and taken a look at their line-up.

I'll scan in the literature about their new creature flicks this evening, but I assure you - you WILL be impressed.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 22/5/2012 10:15:43 PM   
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Brace yourselves, Sharkies. This time next year, an epic trilogy will be complete:




And as if that wasn't enough, coming in December 2013...



I'm fucking sold.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 23/5/2012 7:57:18 AM   
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awesome stuff nutteronabus. Sharknado!!!
I think that just proves that you can actually put Shark in front of any word to get a great film idea

Butch Cassidy and The Shark
The Blair Witch Shark
Independence Shark
Avashark


And nutteronabus - so cool you popped by to see The Asylum in Cannes, brilliant stuff thanks for sharing!


Swoz - Bait in 3D. Any good? I saw Tontoterera a long time ago, Supershark a couple of weeks ago (I hate to use the word "awful" in this thread, for fear of people thinking I mean "fucking amazing" ) and Shark Attack in the Mediterranean I hadn't heard of

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 23/5/2012 10:02:34 AM   
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Jurassic Shark (big prehistoric shark)
The Dark Shark (avenging, righteous shark)
The Sharks Assemble (sharks of various breeds and skill sets)
The Exorshark (shark possessed by the devil)
Night of the Living Shark (Zombie shark)
The Sharktrix (Shark discovers he has lived in The Matrix and discovers he has the ability to attack in super slow mo)
To Kill A Mocking Shark (First shark on trial movie)

And barely one of the above is any more insane than what is already out there!

LOVE shark movies. All of them. Still haven't got round to watching Shark In Venice yet (paid 50p for it). But any film where the lead actor gets his leg bitten off and then it is back in the next scene without neary a mention has got to be class!

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 23/5/2012 11:19:47 AM   
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I just want to have The Asylum's babies.

I need to pitch my ideas; Sky-Sharks and Dinosaur SWAT Team.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 23/5/2012 12:02:19 PM   
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quote:

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Swoz - Bait in 3D. Any good? I saw Tontoterera a long time ago, Supershark a couple of weeks ago (I hate to use the word "awful" in this thread, for fear of people thinking I mean "fucking amazing" ) and Shark Attack in the Mediterranean I hadn't heard of


I don't think Bait is out for a while, but the redband trailer is pretty cool.

Might pay Barrowman a visit with a pen and certain DVD in a few weeks...
http://www.collectormania.com/miltonkeynes/index.php?option=com_flexicontent&view=items&cid=22&id=175&Itemid=10


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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 28/5/2012 8:05:42 AM   
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Ok so I finally watched Shark Attack. Not enough sharks for me. Not the worst movie ever, some of the acting is hilarious, the splicing of docu footage into Ernie Hudsons death is so poor as to be fun.

Is Shark Attack 2 any "better"?

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 28/5/2012 8:59:50 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sleazy

Ok so I finally watched Shark Attack. Not enough sharks for me. Not the worst movie ever, some of the acting is hilarious, the splicing of docu footage into Ernie Hudsons death is so poor as to be fun.

Is Shark Attack 2 any "better"?


Hi Sleazy

Shark Attack 2 and 3 are much better then the first Shark Attack. Shark Attack 1 was just boring.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 28/5/2012 12:27:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NCC1701A
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ORIGINAL: Sleazy

Ok so I finally watched Shark Attack. Not enough sharks for me. Not the worst movie ever, some of the acting is hilarious, the splicing of docu footage into Ernie Hudsons death is so poor as to be fun.

Is Shark Attack 2 any "better"?


Hi Sleazy

Shark Attack 2 and 3 are much better then the first Shark Attack. Shark Attack 1 was just boring.


Yeah - Shark Attack 1 is verging on competent film making (albeit with a made-for-TV vibe about it), 2 is better and has its moments, but 3...

Let's just say 3 is where the magic is.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 28/5/2012 8:02:01 PM   
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Just watched the Bait 3D trailer. Looks good in a "Deep Blue Sea" kind of way. Loved the bit with shopping-basket-as-protective-shark-helmet! As if!!

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 6/6/2012 11:05:01 PM   
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JAWS NEXT FRIDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 8/6/2012 3:28:03 PM   
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Craptastic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5HU_0CX1go

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 10/6/2012 6:13:15 PM   
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watched Sand Sharks last night, great fun ( Brooke Hogan as a Dr??) , the title of the movie gives away the end but decent laugh overall. Still no Frankenfish mind.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 13/7/2012 5:45:33 PM   
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Boaz Davidson/Nu Image have done it again!!


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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 29/7/2012 4:33:22 PM   
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quote:

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watched Sand Sharks last night, great fun ( Brooke Hogan as a Dr??) , the title of the movie gives away the end but decent laugh overall. Still no Frankenfish mind.


any nekkidness? ;)

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 30/7/2012 8:38:25 AM   
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not from Brooke sadly.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 22/8/2012 9:39:35 PM   
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Sharknado sounds right up my street!!! My fave film as a kid was Alligator - loved it when the alligator was wandering round the town and lying in wait in the swimming pool!

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 25/8/2012 9:16:21 AM   
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My fave film as a kid was Alligator - loved it when the alligator was wandering round the town and lying in wait in the swimming pool!


Oh yeah, I remember seeing this on holiday in Devon, and someone hired it out on video.
I don't think I was much older than 9, but had been told it was based on a true story (I'm not sure thinking about it now whether it says that at the start of the film) I didn't dare go in the campsite swimming pool for the rest of the holiday

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 28/8/2012 7:18:15 AM   
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Shark Night (not in 3D)

Desperate, dreadful, bad, awful - struggling to think of any more words to describe it. The first attack is a complete "Chrissie" homage, whihc to be fair is a pretty good nod to Jaws. I would rather use the word hommage than rip-off as I can see why they were doing it. Also, the second victim looks like being a dog, in the same way that Pippit dies. Chasing a stick, the stick is seen bobbing around, but sadly the dog survives (not that I have anything against dogs, just I was hoping that the film was more of a direct hommage to Jaws so I could enjoy myself spotting things instead of waiting for the final credits to roll)
It get worse when the bad guys arrive and we find that this lake has been filled with hungry sharks just for the amusement of the local rednecks. Why they don't all stay out the water after this is anybodies guess, probably as we wouldn't have a film.
Either way, it's a mess, tring to be funny/gory in the way Lake Placid did so brilliantly, or off-the-wall a la Frankenfish, or even a teenage boys wet dream like the recent Piranha films, but it doesn't actually know either way what it wants to be, and ends up a complete mess.
I thkn I've probably spent more time reviewing this film thatn the writers spent actually writing the damn thing, but at least you've been warned.

1/5 (and the 1 is purely for a couple of unintentional funny moments and a couple of quite nice Jaws nods.

As this is the thread for bad/good shark films, this doesn't qualify for either. That great promo shot of the shark growling at the woman trapped underwater was brilliant. I would say it was the only still image you could take from the film to make it look half decent.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 29/8/2012 8:34:49 PM   
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I watched the first half hour of this the other night but gave up. Just so dull. Not even bad in a good way. Just... bad.
Was really hoping that I was gonna be entertained but alas. Thinking of trying Swamp Sharks later with Robert Davi. Any good?

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 31/8/2012 10:42:51 PM   
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On Epic Fail - or some such site - the other day there was a photoshopped picture of a seagull with a sharks head!  I couldn't help but think what an awesome film that would make!!

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 3/9/2012 12:25:37 PM   
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Thinking of trying Swamp Sharks later with Robert Davi. Any good?


Not "good" but it's up-there in the post-SA3 crapfests.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 7/9/2012 2:20:53 PM   
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It might be a bit too 'land-based' for some members of the SA3 fanclub, but I've just picked this up from a Major High Street Retailer™ (a.k.a. Poundland).



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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 7/9/2012 3:33:05 PM   
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Makes me want to stick Razorback on again.

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RE: Kinda Wired: The Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Fan-Club - 7/9/2012 7:55:24 PM   
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Problem with pighunt is the pigs are hardly in it. Its all about the hillbilly baddies. Sadly.

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