Dr Lenera
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ORIGINAL: evil bill Here's my old review, I had this on Laserdisc many moons ago, and then VHS, I've still to get the DVD, but i'm hoping it pops up on Blu-Ray at some point. Tony's father Sam, abducted by aliens three years earlier, returns to earth and seeks out his wife and son, but Rachel has since been living with Joe and the reunion is awkward. Joe doesn't trust Sam, and Rachel can't quite decide what her feelings are for her two men. Sam is not the same as when he left, and he begins affecting Tony in frightening ways. XTRO is one low budget British Sci/Fi /horror flick, that is one of the sickest, twisted movie's ever released to the big screen.The film is fun to watch because it's so wonky and bizarre that it makes it impossible to stop looking at it. And the cheap synth music, coupled with the UFO storyline and the odd looking alien all give the film a unique otherworldly feel to it that's more effective than 99% of big budgeted films made in Hollywood. If early David Cronenberg had directed an alien movie, it probably would have looked something like XTRO. But even all of its good aspects don't hide the fact that the film doesn't make much sense and the acting and dialogue are for the most part, bad.I remember reading about the making of XTRO, and how the director and most of the crew where stoned for most of the time. Some LSD was involved too during the scripting stage, and as you said they kept on adding just about anything just for the fun of it. The movie was cut for it's US release yet the BBFC passed it uncut for the UK cinema release, though it was banned from Video release for a number of years. It is a truly discussing movie, just perfect for us sickos, and only the British could make a movie as crazy as this, or David Cronenberg maybe David Lynch. But if you're a fan of films about sci/fi horror like me, make sure to check this film out. And watch for the most crazy scene ever, a woman giving birth to a fully grown man, that's just for starters. There's also toy killer soldiers, a father eating his son's pet snakes eggs,and so much more twisted sick moments, you might just need a sick bag. I just wish this a got a make over and a release on Blu-Ray, for it deserves to be seen on that new format, and in my book is the most Bizarre film of all time.7/10 I recently dug Xtro (1982) and gave it a watch again recently. A truly nasty and surreal sci-fi horror with effects ranging from repellent to laughable. The director admitted in the DVD extras that both the crew and himself were out of their faces on drugs for most of the shoot so they threw everything, including the kitchen sink, at the audience. One of the investors insisted on a big cat being included in the action hense the inclusion of the death by big cat in one of the more bizarre setpieces. I have no shame in saying that I really enjoyed this film. It is everything that a video nasty should be and some of the makeup effects are extremely gruesome. [image]http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq87/murderhahaha/xtro11.jpg?t=1251755683[/image] XTRO must be one of the most tasteless disturbing Brit flicks of all time, and yes there's a lot of it makes you squirm, or laugh out loud, but overall it's disturbing big time. Now for something more light hearted and a film that will like Xtro never be mainstream, even though there still talking of a remake. Got this on Blu-Ray so though it's not extreme, it is a very bizarre film in it's own right, and looks great on the shiny disc; BARBARELLA (1968) Barbarella (Jane Fonda), an interstellar representative of the united Earth government in the 41st century, is dispatched to locate scientist Durand Durand, whose positronic ray, if not recovered, could signal the end of humanity. Outfitted in an array of stunning Star Trek/Bond girl outfits and cruising around in a plush, psychedelic spaceship, Barbarella travels to the Tau Seti system and promptly crash-lands. She then spends the rest of the film discovering the joys of interstellar sex with a keeper of feral children (Ugo Tognazzi), a blind, beatific angel (John Phillip Law), and an inept revolutionary named Dildano (David Hemmings). Slowly but surely, she also finds her way to Durand Durand by moving from one exotic, Wizard of Oz-style locale to another. Along the way, she meets the kindly Professor Ping (Marcel Marceau), a Eurotrash dominatrix named the Great Tyrant (Anita Pallenberg), and the Concierge (Milo O'Shea), a strangely familiar lackey of the Great Tyrant who tries to destroy Barbarella with his great big organ of love. There's been talk of a remake of this film for some time now, and still no sign of it, but I think it's time to remember this mad fantasy/comic sci/fi movie that had are dad's foaming at the mouth and mum's not too pleased. It was taken from the comic created by Jean-Claude Forest in 1962 for V-Magazine, he also film served as visual advisor on the adaptation. The film's missing scientist character famously inspired the band name of '80s pop stars Duran Duran, who altered the spelling slightly. Almost two decades later, the film also inspired electronic act Matmos, which was named after the aqueous personification of evil unleashed by the Concierge at the movie's climax.The film on release only made $2.5 at the box office, and got heavily paned by the critics of the time,it was re-released from 1977-1980 with a PG rating, and found a bigger audience, as it was now a cult film, that a certain Howard Stern championed, though he watched it with some LSD, it is said. Me I just get out the Vodka sit back and enjoy, though be warned production is flawed with a cast that is not particularly comic, a flat plodding script, by Terry Southern of Dr Strangelove fame, which to be honest has some fun dialogue which occasionally works. The direction from Rodger Vadim(Jane Fonda's husband at that time, nudge, nudge wink wink, you know what I mean, very expensive soft porn film) is average and only get's saved by the wild sets,and it's mix of French, Italian and British film crew that give it a real Euro trash feel, and very much a cult classic in it's own way. This movie opens with the most famous striptease in cinema history, as a weightless Jane Fonda(Barbarella) strips from a cumbersome space suit to her birthday suit. Her sex kitten looks were enough to drive young men crazy and made her a household name, very much the way Pamla Anderson hit the big time after Baywatch. Only Jane went on to become a true actor in her own right, Pamla's attempt to enter the sexy comic heroine in Barbed Wire(1996),failed to get her more movie roles, but Jane went on to higher film, but for sheer fun this is one her most famous roles. Yeah it's got real camp humour of the sexual kind, though not that explicit more Carry on humour than anything to adult, and Jane finds it imposable to keep her clothes on for long periods. But that's all part of the fun as it's amazing sets, sexy costumes(with every bit of the PVC clinging in the right places)and even epic comic book look add up to a great visual treat. The film that boasts some truly stunning beautiful photography sort of a more kinky version of Flash Gordon(1980),which I loved with it's arty over the top look and pounding soundtrack, well this too has a great soundtrack though very 60's.Some have compared this to Flesh Gordon, but that's a proper porn film which this is no where near, after all it's got a PG rating, which might put you off but there's plenty of beautiful women, and guys for the girls. There's also the lesbian Black Queen who can make your most bizarre fantasies come true, in her dream chamber, the evil organ of desire scene, a killer lava lamp,and lot's more bizarre being's right through this zany, fun, sexy, sometimes erotic and totally bizarre movie.7/10 I love Barbarella, such fun, and astounding to look at, even if, in the end, not a great film really!
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