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omgitsgray -> (12/4/2013 2:26:39 PM)

NO WAY! I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT I'M COUNTERING THIS WITH 5 STARS!!

You guys are just hating on it 'cause it doesn't use things conventional comedies do, like gags and puns and sarcasm but this is going to just be laugh out loud, rolling around FUNNY but for all the reasons you don't understand! Lindsay Lohan is amazingly talented and she's never stopped being amazing and such a role model for girls. She was totally on the finger in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen which was hilar as well as the fat girl with her though she looked like a Moomin. Charlie Sheen. WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN UHHH HE'S BI-WINNING. That man can do no wrong and if Scientology has taught us anything, it's that they own the minds of some of the richest players of Hollywood! E! entertainment taught me this! anyway peace out I'm gonna knock one out over the poster of Lohan's bulbous lips.




Samurai7 -> ... (12/4/2013 2:48:44 PM)

I counter your "you must 12 years old" 5 stars with this 1.




lkdisney -> Oh dear. (12/4/2013 3:35:36 PM)

I can't tell if the comment below is a joke or not. If it isn't people like that should be banned from the cinema, owning a television and having any access to social media.

This franchise should have died with the second film.




TheMightyBlackout -> Truly appalling. (13/4/2013 10:54:38 AM)

Cycling haphazardly between the plots of Mama, Black Swan and Rise of the Planet of the Apes, this is an old joke, badly told. It's not 'offensive', it's not 'gross-out', it's not 'risky', it's just not funny (entirely subjective, I know).
Hey, at least they didn't make it in 3D, right?




MonsterCat -> RE: (13/4/2013 11:14:34 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: omgitsgray

NO WAY! I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT I'M COUNTERING THIS WITH 5 STARS!!

You guys are just hating on it 'cause it doesn't use things conventional comedies do, like gags and puns and sarcasm but this is going to just be laugh out loud, rolling around FUNNY but for all the reasons you don't understand! Lindsay Lohan is amazingly talented and she's never stopped being amazing and such a role model for girls. She was totally on the finger in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen which was hilar as well as the fat girl with her though she looked like a Moomin. Charlie Sheen. WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN UHHH HE'S BI-WINNING. That man can do no wrong and if Scientology has taught us anything, it's that they own the minds of some of the richest players of Hollywood! E! entertainment taught me this! anyway peace out I'm gonna knock one out over the poster of Lohan's bulbous lips.


I... Um...




garvielloken -> RE: (13/4/2013 11:26:07 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: omgitsgray

NO WAY! I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT I'M COUNTERING THIS WITH 5 STARS!!

You guys are just hating on it 'cause it doesn't use things conventional comedies do, like gags and puns and sarcasm but this is going to just be laugh out loud, rolling around FUNNY but for all the reasons you don't understand! Lindsay Lohan is amazingly talented and she's never stopped being amazing and such a role model for girls. She was totally on the finger in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen which was hilar as well as the fat girl with her though she looked like a Moomin. Charlie Sheen. WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN UHHH HE'S BI-WINNING. That man can do no wrong and if Scientology has taught us anything, it's that they own the minds of some of the richest players of Hollywood! E! entertainment taught me this! anyway peace out I'm gonna knock one out over the poster of Lohan's bulbous lips.


This has to be a wind up. Nobody could be that stupid.




Mister Coe -> RE: RE: (14/4/2013 2:07:14 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: garvielloken


quote:

ORIGINAL: omgitsgray

NO WAY! I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT I'M COUNTERING THIS WITH 5 STARS!!

You guys are just hating on it 'cause it doesn't use things conventional comedies do, like gags and puns and sarcasm but this is going to just be laugh out loud, rolling around FUNNY but for all the reasons you don't understand! Lindsay Lohan is amazingly talented and she's never stopped being amazing and such a role model for girls. She was totally on the finger in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen which was hilar as well as the fat girl with her though she looked like a Moomin. Charlie Sheen. WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN UHHH HE'S BI-WINNING. That man can do no wrong and if Scientology has taught us anything, it's that they own the minds of some of the richest players of Hollywood! E! entertainment taught me this! anyway peace out I'm gonna knock one out over the poster of Lohan's bulbous lips.


This has to be a wind up. Nobody could be that stupid.


The fact that this fuck-awful franchise has gotten to a fifth installment indicates that people CAN be that stupid...




tysmuse -> Bizarre (14/4/2013 8:41:15 PM)

I remember laughing at the 3rd movie. Missed the 4th. Should have missed the 5th. The best part was when I left to go to the toilet. To add insult to injury I was meant to make it a double bill with Beyond the Pines, but the cinema/screen broke down and the screening got cancelled! : (




ElephantBoy -> RE: (21/4/2013 2:01:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: omgitsgray

NO WAY! I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT I'M COUNTERING THIS WITH 5 STARS!!

You guys are just hating on it 'cause it doesn't use things conventional comedies do, like gags and puns and sarcasm but this is going to just be laugh out loud, rolling around FUNNY but for all the reasons you don't understand! Lindsay Lohan is amazingly talented and she's never stopped being amazing and such a role model for girls. She was totally on the finger in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen which was hilar as well as the fat girl with her though she looked like a Moomin. Charlie Sheen. WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN UHHH HE'S BI-WINNING. That man can do no wrong and if Scientology has taught us anything, it's that they own the minds of some of the richest players of Hollywood! E! entertainment taught me this! anyway peace out I'm gonna knock one out over the poster of Lohan's bulbous lips.

Have nothing against Lohan, but appearing in this series maybe her worse ever mistake.

Judging by the fact this bombed in America and has only entered at number three in the UK, maybe we are in luck and this will be the last part.




classics_are_best -> RE: RE: (1/5/2013 4:35:02 PM)

1st and second movie are decent the 3rd was crap the 4th was crap the 5th probably crap




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