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spark1 -> Old School Bond (5/4/2013 10:11:35 AM)

a reminder of what is missing from the craig 007 era-really over the top, supersexy posters.

bring them back!




Marcus Brody -> (5/4/2013 8:24:18 PM)

I remember some film from the late 90's/early 00's starring Donal Logue. The name escapes me but the poster was him in between two half-naked women.




dansator -> Boat Trip (6/4/2013 1:11:56 AM)

What about the incredible poster showing Victoria Silvstedt straddling a giant banana? See http://www.impawards.com/2003/boat_trip_ver2.html -- the poster is a lot sexier than anything in the film itself.




QuietLife -> RE: (6/4/2013 10:00:39 AM)

@Marcus Brody - Was it "The Tao of Steve"? I remember that poster, but more so the education in the word "Tao". Helped me out in Boggle no end of times!



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ORIGINAL: Marcus Brody

I remember some film from the late 90's/early 00's starring Donal Logue. The name escapes me but the poster was him in between two half-naked women.





TPM007 -> Teeth? Maybe not! (8/4/2013 11:01:15 PM)

Surprised Teeth didn't get a mention!

Though 'sexy' wasn't what I thought when I first saw that poster!




meroteboy -> Disclosure (17/4/2013 2:44:43 PM)

that poster always did it for me ....




danielthompson99 -> Seriously .......? (17/4/2013 4:33:14 PM)

Stop complaining ! I love boobs !

"Why'd we do it, Dan? Dress up like that?"
- No one else would.
"Yeah, but do you remember my costume? All that tight latex? I mean, it was awful."
-Uh... Yeah, yeah, awful.




Pike_Bishop -> More on "You only Live Twice" (27/1/2014 9:42:47 PM)

This posterhad to be the pinnacle of selling the sexual angle of James Bond in the entire franchise. It's not even close. Look at, it is 98% sex.

Connery in a Japanese bathhouse, being tended to by eight (eight! My God! And they didn't even have Viagra back then) bikini clad, barefoot, long-legged, raven haired beauties. At least two of them are probably topless. BTW, look closely at the standing girl on the far left. I really think the art directors slipped one past the censors on that one. I believe she is fully nude and the bikini is actually her tan lines. This is James Bond and he is going to pleasure every one of those women.

A girl holds a gun and there is a shot of Connery standing holding a space helmet and a gun. That's it. The only references to the action of the film are those two props, the rest is one big Japanese bathhouse orgy, the Western Geisha fantasy come to life.

I've looked at the other posters and this one is in a league by itself, the only "honorable mention" would be Thunderball , Bond with four women, wearing a wetsuit, but YOLT takes the cake. All Bond posters have used the sex angle and the main Bond girl in a featured position, but there were other plot hints, pictures of the Villain, the Maguffin, an action shot or two, a little image of a colorful henchman etc. but not here.




Pike_Bishop -> More on "You only Live Twice" (27/1/2014 9:44:29 PM)

This posterhad to be the pinnacle of selling the sexual angle of James Bond in the entire franchise. It's not even close. Look at, it is 98% sex.

Connery in a Japanese bathhouse, being tended to by eight (eight! My God! And they didn't even have Viagra back then) bikini clad, barefoot, long-legged, raven haired beauties. At least two of them are probably topless. BTW, look closely at the standing girl on the far left. I really think the art directors slipped one past the censors on that one. I believe she is fully nude and the bikini is actually her tan lines. This is James Bond and he is going to pleasure every one of those women.

A girl holds a gun and there is a shot of Connery standing holding a space helmet and a gun. That's it. The only references to the action of the film are those two props, the rest is one big Japanese bathhouse orgy, the Western Geisha fantasy come to life.

I've looked at the other posters and this one is in a league by itself, the only "honorable mention" would be Thunderball , Bond with four women, wearing a wetsuit, but YOLT takes the cake. All Bond posters have used the sex angle and the main Bond girl in a featured position, but there were other plot hints, pictures of the Villain, the Maguffin, an action shot or two, a little image of a colorful henchman etc. but not here.




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