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Rhubarb -> Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (6/10/2012 2:41:34 PM)

So I wanted to make a thread
that said what needed to be said
this thread is all about Des'ree
last saturday I saw a bumblebee.




Rhubarb -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (6/10/2012 3:01:02 PM)

No replies so far
one i had a car
and I used to own a bar
In 2000 I was a star




matty_b -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (6/10/2012 5:18:29 PM)

I'll reply to this
But I'll not give you a kiss
That guy Spaldron, you don't miss
Now I need a piss




Gimli The Dwarf -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (6/10/2012 5:20:12 PM)

Who's Des'ree?




Super Hans -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (6/10/2012 7:29:11 PM)

I've just eaten a cur-ree,
My wife's called Racheal, not Marie,
Camomile's my favourite herbal tea,
My poo earlier smelt of beans.

Life!




UTB -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (6/10/2012 9:58:53 PM)

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[;)] [:D]




Olaf -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (7/10/2012 12:50:38 AM)

Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo




MonsterCat -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (7/10/2012 1:10:34 AM)

Goodfella won't like this thread
Thinks Off Topic is a mess
Me and Rawlinson's mum having sex
I suck at this Des'ree game




SadFace -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (7/10/2012 2:17:48 PM)

I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na




Rhubarb -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (7/10/2012 2:28:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gimli The Dwarf

Who's Des'ree?



A singer and songwriter, well known for her brilliant ability to rhyme words together. Lyrical example:

I don't want to see a ghost
Its the sight I fear the most
I'd rather have a piece of toast





sharkboy -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (8/10/2012 1:17:48 PM)

Unlike me, Seal had a No.1
He's just split up from Heidi Klum
News like this just makes me glum
He's got a face like a puckered plum




Hobbitonlass -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (8/10/2012 1:53:58 PM)

I've got a cold, oh woe is me
Not sure what I'm gonna have for me tea
whatever it is, it won't be free
Got to go, need a wee




superdan -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (8/10/2012 2:26:01 PM)

I'm playing Skyrim again,
Just on the road to Riften,
My character's name isn't Ben,
My Daedric armour's really sweet




vad3r -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (8/10/2012 2:35:40 PM)

I'm still a single virgin
I got me an urgin'
For some vad3r to female mergin'
Whose got the number for a free surgeon?

[sm=icon_smile_pistols.gif]




talpacino -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (8/10/2012 3:07:49 PM)

I need to pay my college fees.
Can someone give me the money please?
E's
are good




Woger -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (9/10/2012 9:41:39 PM)

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm not good at this
Des'ree aint too




Shifty Bench -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (9/10/2012 9:51:15 PM)

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I am a dog
Woof




Darth Marenghi -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (9/10/2012 11:31:35 PM)

Rhub, oh Rhub, oh Rhub, oh Rhub, doo, doot doot dooo...




great_badir -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (10/10/2012 1:27:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace
I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na


But borange rhymes with orange
Borange is what they call the fake tan
I heard it from a bloke called Stan
Something else that rhymes with orange
is sporange




Woger -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (10/10/2012 2:30:57 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace

I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na


Flange is a half rhyme.




SadFace -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (10/10/2012 3:04:28 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Woger


quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace

I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na


Flange is a half rhyme.


Half rhymes do not count
I want a 10% discount
The next time I go to the shop
I clean the floor with a mop





SadFace -> RE: Oh Life! - Reply like you are Des'ree (10/10/2012 3:10:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: great_badir

quote:

ORIGINAL: SadFace
I just ate a juicy orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
I might get another orange
And then a ba-na-na


But borange rhymes with orange
Borange is what they call the fake tan
I heard it from a bloke called Stan
Something else that rhymes with orange
is sporange


But borange is made up
I drink tea out of a cup
The opposite of down is up
A baby seal is a pup





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