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Void Indigo -> *sigh*... (1/10/2012 4:07:22 PM)

No big secret. YES. It's ME.

EMPIRE... I'll save you a lot of time and effort: You guys HATE Stallone. Always have, always will. You'll do some initial coverage about BULLET TO THE HEAD and THE TOMB, pretend to be excited but then, just like the true fucking hipsters that you are, you'll probably give each film a one or two star review and slag it off no matter how ass-kickiingly awesome it is.

FACT.




the real quint -> oh dear (1/10/2012 4:26:35 PM)

this looks worse than expendables 2 , used to like stallone but lets face facts his recent output sucks




durelius -> Bullet to the Head (1/10/2012 7:20:37 PM)

Looks like a pretty functional action movie to me, Momoa swinging axes. I'm just amazed at how much energy sly has at his age.




UTB -> RE: *sigh*... (1/10/2012 9:47:33 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

No big secret. YES. It's ME.

EMPIRE... I'll save you a lot of time and effort: You guys HATE Stallone. Always have, always will. You'll do some initial coverage about BULLET TO THE HEAD and THE TOMB, pretend to be excited but then, just like the true fucking hipsters that you are, you'll probably give each film a one or two star review and slag it off no matter how ass-kickiingly awesome it is.

FACT.


Its called having your cake and eating it. They sell the magazine using these household names and then slag off the putrid shitpiles these two has-beens keep diarhearring out.







MonsterCat -> RE: *sigh*... (1/10/2012 9:54:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

No big secret. YES. It's ME.



Who are you again?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

EMPIRE... I'll save you a lot of time and effort: You guys HATE Stallone. Always have, always will. You'll do some initial coverage about BULLET TO THE HEAD and THE TOMB, pretend to be excited but then, just like the true fucking hipsters that you are, you'll probably give each film a one or two star review and slag it off no matter how ass-kickiingly awesome it is.



I don't think you know that word actually means.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

FACT.



lol no.




My name is Legion -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 1:04:30 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB


quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

No big secret. YES. It's ME.

EMPIRE... I'll save you a lot of time and effort: You guys HATE Stallone. Always have, always will. You'll do some initial coverage about BULLET TO THE HEAD and THE TOMB, pretend to be excited but then, just like the true fucking hipsters that you are, you'll probably give each film a one or two star review and slag it off no matter how ass-kickiingly awesome it is.

FACT.


Its called having your cake and eating it. They sell the magazine using these household names and then slag off the putrid shitpiles these two has-beens keep diarhearring out.






"has-beens"? Who are you?

Schwarzenegger WAS The Terminator.

Stallone gave us Rocky, a film that has, and will continue to inspire millions.

The Expendables 2 is currently at $285,525,347 worldwide.

What have you done mate? Lets have it, come on, tell us all about your contribution to the world.




UTB -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 7:39:03 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: My name is Legion


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB


quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

No big secret. YES. It's ME.

EMPIRE... I'll save you a lot of time and effort: You guys HATE Stallone. Always have, always will. You'll do some initial coverage about BULLET TO THE HEAD and THE TOMB, pretend to be excited but then, just like the true fucking hipsters that you are, you'll probably give each film a one or two star review and slag it off no matter how ass-kickiingly awesome it is.

FACT.


Its called having your cake and eating it. They sell the magazine using these household names and then slag off the putrid shitpiles these two has-beens keep diarhearring out.






"has-beens"? Who are you?

Schwarzenegger WAS The Terminator.

Stallone gave us Rocky, a film that has, and will continue to inspire millions.

The Expendables 2 is currently at $285,525,347 worldwide.

What have you done mate? Lets have it, come on, tell us all about your contribution to the world.


Really I'm just trying to wind up ole Snake Eyes as he gets hilariously hysterical each time someone might not like Stallion as much as he does.

But I'd also probably not choose two films over 20 years old to prove the pair aren't hasbeens.

Still, as .for my contribution to the world, my many, many life changing and genre breaking posts on this very here forum will be turned into rhyme and repeated at dinner parties and taught in schools for many moons to come.




matty_b -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 7:47:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: My name is Legion


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB


quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

No big secret. YES. It's ME.

EMPIRE... I'll save you a lot of time and effort: You guys HATE Stallone. Always have, always will. You'll do some initial coverage about BULLET TO THE HEAD and THE TOMB, pretend to be excited but then, just like the true fucking hipsters that you are, you'll probably give each film a one or two star review and slag it off no matter how ass-kickiingly awesome it is.

FACT.


Its called having your cake and eating it. They sell the magazine using these household names and then slag off the putrid shitpiles these two has-beens keep diarhearring out.






"has-beens"? Who are you?

Schwarzenegger WAS The Terminator.

Stallone gave us Rocky, a film that has, and will continue to inspire millions.

The Expendables 2 is currently at $285,525,347 worldwide.

What have you done mate? Lets have it, come on, tell us all about your contribution to the world.


"He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have YOU done?"




blade32 -> sweet (2/10/2012 9:09:12 AM)

looks pretty good. seems like its got its tongue firmly in its cheek with some good old school one liners. Good to see Stallone in a stand alone film and not an ensemble. Looking forward to it.




UTB -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 9:12:54 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

quote:

ORIGINAL: My name is Legion


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB


quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

No big secret. YES. It's ME.

EMPIRE... I'll save you a lot of time and effort: You guys HATE Stallone. Always have, always will. You'll do some initial coverage about BULLET TO THE HEAD and THE TOMB, pretend to be excited but then, just like the true fucking hipsters that you are, you'll probably give each film a one or two star review and slag it off no matter how ass-kickiingly awesome it is.

FACT.


Its called having your cake and eating it. They sell the magazine using these household names and then slag off the putrid shitpiles these two has-beens keep diarhearring out.






"has-beens"? Who are you?

Schwarzenegger WAS The Terminator.

Stallone gave us Rocky, a film that has, and will continue to inspire millions.

The Expendables 2 is currently at $285,525,347 worldwide.

What have you done mate? Lets have it, come on, tell us all about your contribution to the world.


"He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have YOU done?"




haha!

It was this that made me giggle...

quote:

"has-beens"?

Schwarzenegger WAS The Terminator.




My name is Legion -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 1:08:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB


quote:

ORIGINAL: My name is Legion


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB


quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

No big secret. YES. It's ME.

EMPIRE... I'll save you a lot of time and effort: You guys HATE Stallone. Always have, always will. You'll do some initial coverage about BULLET TO THE HEAD and THE TOMB, pretend to be excited but then, just like the true fucking hipsters that you are, you'll probably give each film a one or two star review and slag it off no matter how ass-kickiingly awesome it is.

FACT.


Its called having your cake and eating it. They sell the magazine using these household names and then slag off the putrid shitpiles these two has-beens keep diarhearring out.






"has-beens"? Who are you?

Schwarzenegger WAS The Terminator.

Stallone gave us Rocky, a film that has, and will continue to inspire millions.

The Expendables 2 is currently at $285,525,347 worldwide.

What have you done mate? Lets have it, come on, tell us all about your contribution to the world.

But I'd also probably not choose two films over 20 years old to prove the pair aren't hasbeens.

Still, as .for my contribution to the world, my many, many life changing and genre breaking posts on this very here forum will be turned into rhyme and repeated at dinner parties and taught in schools for many moons to come.


For someone who takes such pride in her posts I'd expect you to understand how they are structured.

I noted two films that helped secure their iconic status, then I noted a current film in which they both feature that is making a healthy profit, ergo they are not "has-beens".

Understand?

I'll leave you to your giggling...




UTB -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 1:33:37 PM)

Us girls don't understand structure, I'm afraid. We're far too busy playing with each other's boobs. WHO'S WITH ME GIRLS???!!




MonsterCat -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 2:02:02 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB

Us girls don't understand structure, I'm afraid. We're far too busy playing with each other's boobs. WHO'S WITH ME GIRLS???!!


You're still coming over for film night, right? It's The Notebook, and there will be chocolates and wine, OK?




shool -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 2:08:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

No big secret. YES. It's ME.



Who are you again?



Really?!




horribleives -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 2:45:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Void Indigo

No big secret. YES. It's ME.

EMPIRE... I'll save you a lot of time and effort: You guys HATE Stallone. Always have, always will. You'll do some initial coverage about BULLET TO THE HEAD and THE TOMB, pretend to be excited but then, just like the true fucking hipsters that you are, you'll probably give each film a one or two star review and slag it off no matter how ass-kickiingly awesome it is.

FACT.


Just out of interest, why do you think Empire do this? What do the writers achieve by pretending to dislike a film they actually think is ass-kickingly awesome?
It seems like a very bizarre way to run a magazine.




Hood_Man -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 2:51:29 PM)

Void_Eyes can't reply to anyone anymore [sm=rolleyes.gif]




UTB -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:04:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB

Us girls don't understand structure, I'm afraid. We're far too busy playing with each other's boobs. WHO'S WITH ME GIRLS???!!


You're still coming over for film night, right? It's The Notebook, and there will be chocolates and wine, OK?


Love me some Gosling.




My name is Legion -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:15:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB

Us girls don't understand structure, I'm afraid. We're far too busy playing with each other's boobs. WHO'S WITH ME GIRLS???!!


No comeback.

No substance.

No surprise.

At least you have your little friend "MonsterCat" to play with. Keep on keeping on with the vacuous, sarcastic repl... WOW! Over five thousand posts since March last year!

I envy you Cat.




matty_b -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:35:16 PM)

Yeah, how dare someone be on this forum that you're on posting just like you're doing! The loser!

And why is MonsterCat in ""?

Unless you're implying he's not really a monstrous feline.







In which case, you're probably right.




Rgirvan44 -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:40:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: matty_b

Yeah, how dare someone be on this forum that you're on posting just like you're doing! The loser!

And why is MonsterCat in ""?

Unless you're implying he's not really a monstrous feline.







In which case, you're probably right.


I dunno about you Matty "_b"....




MonsterCat -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:44:59 PM)

It is true, folks: I am not a monstrous feline.

I feel like such a sham. Can we just move past this unfortunate episode and move on with our lives?




matty_b -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:45:01 PM)

Hey, stop posting, dude. Your post count is far too high already.

And yeah, "44".

When are you really going to admit you're nothing but a 29, huh?

WHEN?




MonsterCat -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:49:19 PM)

Oh, shit, sorry.

Fuck, I posted again. Damn these fingers of mine!




Rgirvan44 -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:51:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

Oh, shit, sorry.

Fuck, I posted again. Damn these fingers of mine!


Looking at Mr. Legion - you must ONLY post once a month.

So you are already over your quota by a large margin. I look forward to hearing from you in 2013.




MonsterCat -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:54:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: My name is Legion

WOW! Over five thousand posts since March last year!

I envy you Cat.


Yeah, it's almost as impressive as my cock.

Actually, that's another lie. My cock isn't as impressive as my post count. My cock is small and has welts all over it.

Can you find room in your heart for me despite my egregious fibs?




UTB -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 3:57:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: My name is Legion

quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB

Us girls don't understand structure, I'm afraid. We're far too busy playing with each other's boobs. WHO'S WITH ME GIRLS???!!


No comeback.

No substance.

No surprise.



Coincidentally the tagline for the film.



But seriously, I apologise. I admitted in my follow up post that I was merely trying to get a reaction from the hilariously over the top former-member who must not be named, for old time's sake.

I shall cease and desist before I am moderated.










elab49 -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 4:02:02 PM)

Don't be silly ladies - can't be that poster. I'm sure we were told he was too far above trying the old fake ID trick? [sm=33.gif]

And as some of us are, in fact, female the ridiculously fake hyper-masculine BS attempt to demean posters by pretending they're female seems utterly pointless. And one doesn't need to save the world to submit an opinion on here. It isn't a trade-off. As is slamming someone for posting somewhere while posting somewhere - if you're here, you post elsewhere. All adds up.   [8|]

So, chaps and, apparently, chappesses - don't bite the bait please?




Deviation -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 4:03:06 PM)

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaw I missed this. [:(]




My name is Legion -> RE: *sigh*... (2/10/2012 4:03:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB


quote:

ORIGINAL: My name is Legion

quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB

Us girls don't understand structure, I'm afraid. We're far too busy playing with each other's boobs. WHO'S WITH ME GIRLS???!!


No comeback.

No substance.

No surprise.



Coincidentally the tagline for the film.


Now that's pretty good mate.

No need to apologise, it's just the Internet, although it seems I've touched a raw nerve with some here.

I'm out, have a good one.




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