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Juan Dolio -> Top Movie Insults (21/9/2012 1:01:35 PM)
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This must have been done before but somebody just quoted Joe pesci at me and I was inspired to try and think about the all time top insults committed to celluloid...
1. Casino: "You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You s**t-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherf**ker you. You f**k me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the f**kin' desert."
2. Gangs of New York: “I don’t give a tuppeny f**k about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed s**t sack.”
3. In the Loop: “You’re a real boring f**k. Sorry, sorry, I know that you disapprove of swearing, so I’ll sort that. You are a boring f-star-star-C**T!”
4. Sexy Beast: “Shut up, c**t. You louse. You got some f**king neck ain't you. Retired? F**k off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a f**king suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat b**tard. You look like f**king Idi Amin, you know what I mean?”
5. Bad Santa: “You’re an emotional f**king cripple. Your soul is dogs**t. Every single f**king thing about you is ugly.”
6. Billy Madison: “What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.”
7. In Bruges: “You’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, you’ve always been a cunt and the only thing that’s gonna change is you’re gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.”
8. Blade Trinity: “You c**k-juggling thunder c**t.”
9. Goodfellas: "Hey, Spider, that f**kin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your f**kin' head."
10. Full Metal Jacket: “It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”
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