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will1000 -> Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 8:22:59 PM)

Not bad dialogue, but the best bad guy speeches and ones liners!

"If God was a villain, he'd be me."

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"I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite."

[image]http://uberfriendship.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hans-gruber.jpg[/image]




Super Hans -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 8:31:13 PM)

At the lighter end of the scale:

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"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"





will1000 -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 8:42:03 PM)

" Ah ah. You lay another finger on me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes. "

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You could probably do a whole thread on just Shooter McGavin if you wanted too!




vad3r -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 8:51:20 PM)

''They offered me a hundred grand. You want to know something? When I found out I could get my hands on you, I said I'd do it for nothing.''


/THREAD.




Cool Breeze -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 9:11:51 PM)

'' I used to fuck guys like you in prison ! ''




Shifty Bench -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 9:15:42 PM)

'No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!'





Hotlips -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 9:48:57 PM)

"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner"





OPEN YOUR EYES -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 10:48:35 PM)

The Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

Khan:To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.

and finally..

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.





Biggus -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 11:41:42 PM)

[image]http://www.movievillains.com/images/boddicker.jpg[/image]

"You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy."




MonsterCat -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (3/9/2012 11:44:14 PM)

I'm not going to post the whole thing here, but Michael Park's homophobic screed during his sermon is chilling and brilliantly written.

Possibly the best dialogue Kevin Smith has written in a long time.




Whistler -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 5:00:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

I'm not going to post the whole thing here, but Michael Park's homophobic screed during his sermon is chilling and brilliantly written.

Possibly the best dialogue Kevin Smith has written in a long time.


Yeah, that was a great scene, if incredibly disturbing.

Deacon (Waterworld) : "Don't just stand there, kill something!"

I imagine DiCaprio will have loads of great villainy lines in Django Unchained.





grucl -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 9:22:37 AM)

Hudson Hawk was pretty shit but it had some good villainous dialogue:

I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.

Listen, Hawk, this might be hard to believe, but I'm just a regular Joe. I just want to be happy. And happiness comes from the achievement of goals. It's just that when you've made your first billion by the age of nineteen, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones. But now, finally, I've got myself a new goal... World domination!

History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!




SwozTheRevenge -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 10:10:42 AM)

“For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.”
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Discodez -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 11:04:42 AM)

Seeing as I've been talking about the film elsewhere, I was reminded of:

"On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife" (Hannibal)




AxlReznor -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 11:10:35 AM)

The second part of this quote was cut out of the final release, but I love...

"Where does he get those wonderful toys? Well? Go ASK HIM!"




jcthefirst -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 12:58:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: will1000

"I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite."



If we're going for Gruber lines, surely the best has to be '...so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.'




DancingClown -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 1:06:02 PM)

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

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Keyser Sozzled -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 1:08:10 PM)

No love for the Emporer?

"...and your faith in your friends is yours"

"Oh I assure the shield is quite operational"

"Take you fathers place by my side"

"Riiiiiise"

"Wipe them out. All of them"




DancingClown -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 1:11:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Keyser Sozzled

No love for the Emporer?

"...and your faith in your friends is yours"

"Oh I assure the shield is quite operational"

"Take you fathers place by my side"

"Riiiiiise"

"Wipe them out. All of them"


[sm=whistle.gif]




spark1 -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 1:14:18 PM)

''you know what your trouble is? you're a bleeder''
'you like my collection, dalton? all thats missing is your ass!'

ben gazzara's vile brad wesley in 'roadhouse'.




spark1 -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 1:16:35 PM)

'you have a problem, sir?'
'yes, officer, i seem to have too many bullets in this gun!'

'push this vile fuck off the road, man!'

milo in 'last boy scout'.




Keyser Sozzled -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 1:30:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown


quote:

ORIGINAL: Keyser Sozzled

No love for the Emporer?

"...and your faith in your friends is yours"

"Oh I assure the shield is quite operational"

"Take you fathers place by my side"

"Riiiiiise"

"Wipe them out. All of them"


[sm=whistle.gif]


DEFLECTOR !........"I'm afraid the DEFLECTOR will be quite operational".........

Jesus my head is a mess today [:D]




DONOVAN KURTWOOD -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 1:54:44 PM)

"You wanted to be immortal, why?"
"To live.... FOREVER!!!!!!" [:D]




Whistler -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 2:04:25 PM)

Just remembered this great speech from Loki in The Avengers. After all his false smiles and mocking taunts, he suddenly turns deadly sinister.

"No, I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Sowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And when he wakes, he'll have just enough time to see the work he's done, and when he screams, I'll break his skull. This is my bargain, you mewling quim!"

(Lifted it from IMDB, might not be exact)




DancingClown -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 2:05:04 PM)

"Ahhhh, no tears, please...it's a waste of good suffering."

"We'll tear your soul....aparrrttt!"

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TheSpleen -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 2:58:02 PM)

Anything uttered by Cyrus 'The Virus' - Con Air.

That's right, I said it!




DancingClown -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 3:36:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheSpleen

Anything uttered by Cyrus 'The Virus' - Con Air.

That's right, I said it!



I'd agree with that.

"And if you say a word of this to anyone on the radio then the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse!"

For starters...




TheSpleen -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 6:06:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheSpleen

Anything uttered by Cyrus 'The Virus' - Con Air.

That's right, I said it!



I'd agree with that.

"And if you say a word of this to anyone on the radio then the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse!"

For starters...



"I just wanted you to know that the last thing that little Casey Poe ever gets to smell will be MY STINKING BREATH!"

Some alright dialogue in that flick actually!

Oh and Dan Akroyd's character in Grosse Pointe Blank.




Super Hans -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (4/9/2012 9:11:11 PM)

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me." - Lock Stock...

"I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake" - Robocop




Sutty -> RE: Villainous Dialogue!!! (5/9/2012 9:11:04 AM)

Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction?
Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.
[Clubber looks into camera]
Clubber Lang: Pain!




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