chris kilby -> Stealth Remakes (20/8/2012 7:47:55 PM)
AKA: Dances With Wolves In Sheeps' Clothing!
You know, films which aren't really re-makes but sort of are...
Forbidden Planet is The Tempest In Space!
Outland is High Noon In Space!
The Black Hole is 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea In Space!
Jaws is Ibsen's An Enemy of The People With a Shark!
Star Wars is The Hidden Fortress With Robots! In Space!
Battle Beyond The Stars is The Magnificent Seven In Space!
A Bug's Life is The Magnificent Seven With Bugs!
The Magnificent Seven is Seven Samurai With Cowboys!
Last Man Standing is A Fistful of Dollars With Gangsters!
A Fistful of Dollars is Yojimbo With Cowboys!
Yojimbo is Red Harvest With Samurai!
Miller's Crossing is Red Harvest With, er, Gangsters...?
Throne of Blood is Macbeth With Samurai!
Ran is King Lear With... Oh, Go On - Take a Wild Guess...!
Assault on Precinct 13 is Rio Bravo With Gang Bangers!
Rio Lobo is Rio Bravo Without Dean Martin !
El Dorado is Rio Bravo With Sonny Corleone!
Alien is It! The Terror From Beyond Space With A Better Script, Director, Actors and a Bigger Budget!
Aliens is Them! in Space!
The Duellists is Barry Lyndon!
GI Jane is Full Metal Jacket! (No, really...)
Gladiator is Spartacus (No, I'm Spartacus... etc!)
Prometheus is 2001, er, In Space! (It wishes!)
(Hmmm... Do you think Ridley has a thing about Stanley...?)
Terminator is A Couple of Harlan Ellison Episodes of The Outer Limits Which James Cameron Doesn't Like Talking About!
Titanic is A Night To Remember! IN COLOUR! With TITS! (Who said "Kate 'n' Leo..."?)
Avatar is Pocahoncats! Or: Dances With Smurfs. In Space!
Robocop is Judge Dredd in Reverse! (A machine who is a man...)
Judge Dredd is Dirty Harry In The Future! (Or he was...)
Dredd is Die Hard In The Future! (So is The Raid! Well, In Jakarta! How about that...?)
Batman Begins is Citizen Wayne!
The Dark Knight is Heat With Capes!
The Dark Knight Rises is A Tale of Two Cities With Gimp Masks! (aka: A Tale of Two Kitties!)
Diamonds Are Forever is Goldfinger With Diamonds!
The Spy Who Loved Me is You Only Live Twice With a Tanker!
Moonraker is OHMSS With Space Shuttles!
Octopussy is From Russia With Love In India!
A View To A Kill is Goldfinger & Chips!
Tomorrow Never Dies is You Only Live Twice With a Stealth Boat!
Die Another Day is Diamonds Are Forever With a Terrible Fucking Song!
Quantum of Solace is Licence To Kill With a Terrible Fucking Title! (Er... which I quite like, actually...)
(Pop Will Eat Itself? Bond Will Eat Himself!)
Reservoir Dogs is, er, let's not go there...