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talpacino -> RE: What A Twat (13/6/2012 1:42:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Hood_Man

The woman who used to help my elderly neighbour when he went around mowing everyone's front lawns few years ago.

I say help, she never actually did anything except say to him "you need to do this bit, ok now this bit, now that bit" (he must have had the patience of Job not to run her over with the blades), and then help herself to half the money.

But that's not the biggest reason. No, the biggest reason why she qualifies is because of what happened in September 2007, a few days after my dad died.
We received lots of messages and cards of condolence from all the neighbours, but when we received hers all she'd done was buy a bog standard condolence card with a message printed inside it, put her signature underneath...



...and included a bill for mowing the lawn.

Now, I don't care what excuse people can come up with for that, but killing two birds with one stone like is simply not done (and wildly inappropriate under the circumstances).

I felt sorry for my neighbour, he was so embarrassed when he found out, and suffice to say he no longer requires her services.


I don't think that's 300 words though [:D]


At the afters of my Dad's funeral, an uncle of ours (not blood related) went around the pub handing out business cards for his new business. Ok, I understand he's trying to get his business up and running but I seriously thought this was bad form. It's just not the time for it and it pissed my mother off too which she didn't need. What a twat.

EDIT: He was at my brother's wedding there about 2 weeks ago and we barely spoke to him. Pretty sure he knew he fucked up. Didn't stop him putting business cards in the wedding card though. [:D]




DancingClown -> RE: What A Twat (23/6/2012 7:31:40 PM)

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homersimpson_esq -> RE: What A Twat (23/6/2012 7:53:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

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Paul McCartney melted.




Hood_Man -> RE: What A Twat (23/6/2012 8:05:32 PM)

Oh geez, kill it with fire.




sanchia -> RE: What A Twat (23/6/2012 8:12:02 PM)

[image]http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/CBB_John_McCririck.jpg[/image]

A hideous, arrogant, misogynistic monstrosity who wears stained y-fronts.




Hood_Man -> RE: What A Twat (23/6/2012 8:13:44 PM)

Oh god, nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.




superdan -> RE: What A Twat (23/6/2012 8:15:38 PM)

McCririck is one of the foulest creatures to have ever walked the earth. I swear he must have found his way here from Mordor.




sanchia -> RE: What A Twat (23/6/2012 8:21:03 PM)

At one point he seemed like a slightly jovial, eccentric individual and then he did that wife swap thing and showed what a monster he truly was.




horribleives -> RE: What A Twat (2/10/2012 2:19:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jon5000


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ORIGINAL: horribleives


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ORIGINAL: jon5000

Aaaaand the award for world's most boring narcissist goes to...

[image]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2010/7/7/1278493984281/Simon-Cowell-for-Media-10-006.jpg[/image]

Why are people prepared to give this man money? It's disgusting. People need to stop giving him money now. He is a filthy, horrible man. And I'm not just reacting to the persona created in his shows, he genuinely is a horrible man.


He might be quite a nice bloke in real life.


He isn't. He's epitomizes everything I dislike about the modern yuppy. Vain, smug, arrogant for no reason. What has he actually done that warrants the arrogance? I mean, really? And he puts on this cringeworthy nice guy image. But you know deep down he's a horrible, disgusting bastard. Obsessed with his own image. All those cringe-worthy close ups of his reaction during his shows. Urgh, it's disgusting.

I absolutely detest him. And furthermore, I can genuinely say with 100% honesty that I would hate to be him. I just couldn't live with myself given how empty his success is. He is one of the most boring men on television.

The epitome of a twat.



He does a lot of work for charity, you know.




shool -> RE: What A Twat (2/10/2012 2:20:50 PM)

Quit trolling




Hood_Man -> RE: What A Twat (2/10/2012 2:21:43 PM)

Look man, just do what the shool says yeah? Be cool everyone, be cool! [sm=scared04.gif]




sanchia -> RE: What A Twat (2/10/2012 6:56:10 PM)

I gather things went a bit insane.

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Larry of Arabia -> RE: What A Twat (2/10/2012 8:04:02 PM)

Tim Westwood's a twat.




OPEN YOUR EYES -> RE: What A Twat (13/10/2012 10:33:57 PM)

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gazpop -> RE: What A Twat (14/10/2012 12:58:31 AM)

even funny people can be twats. I can't be sure about Boyle as he might be just playing to type/a role. Same goes for Cowell. I met him a couple of times through work years ago and he was always civil and polite, little chittle chsttle. But he might still be a tit; it's not like we spent a weekend locked in a lift together (I can feel Ives' toes curling up at that thought)




Squidward Hark Bugle -> RE: What A Twat (3/1/2013 5:38:16 PM)

[image]http://www.independentaustralia.net/Wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/abbott.jpg[/image]
Tony Abbott

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Dweezil Zappa




OPEN YOUR EYES -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 10:22:21 AM)

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Lance 'druggie' Armstrong
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Davina 'shouty pain in the backside' McCall
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Fearne 'dipshit' Cotton
[image]http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/presenters/jeremy-vine/media/jeremy_vine_448x252.jpg[/image]
Jeremy 'patronizing cock-face' Vine
[image]http://group5media.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/jeremy-kyle-270x360.jpg[/image]
Jeremy 'Mega twat' Kyle

[:)],That feels much better.

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DancingClown -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 10:29:27 AM)

"Shouty bitch"? Really?




OPEN YOUR EYES -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 10:36:28 AM)

YES,SHE SHOUTS!!! alot.[:D]
But generally she is a pain in the backside of a woman.

Oh the history of this thread is amazing.So many tw*ts.




DancingClown -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 10:42:20 AM)

I agree that shouty people are annoying, I just thought that "bitch" was a bit harsh. I mean, Myra Hindley's a bitch, but...




Sway -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 10:47:22 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

I agree that shouty people are annoying, I just thought that "bitch" was a bit harsh. I mean, Myra Hindley's a bitch, but...


The title of the thread is 'What a twat'. With twat being a slang word for, y'know, a lady garden. I'm sure you know that already, but my point is it's a bit strange to pull somebody up in this thread for calling somebody a bitch.

Not that I particularly agree with OYE's opinion, but I just thought that was a bit odd.




OPEN YOUR EYES -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 10:48:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

I agree that shouty people are annoying, I just thought that "bitch" was a bit harsh. I mean, Myra Hindley's a bitch, but...


Hmm,maybe[;)]
Still I needed somewhere to release the dislike.




DancingClown -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 10:54:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Sway


quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown

I agree that shouty people are annoying, I just thought that "bitch" was a bit harsh. I mean, Myra Hindley's a bitch, but...


The title of the thread is 'What a twat'. With twat being a slang word for, y'know, a lady garden. I'm sure you know that already, but my point is it's a bit strange to pull somebody up in this thread for calling somebody a bitch.

Not that I particularly agree with OYE's opinion, but I just thought that was a bit odd.


Eh? Firstly, I'm not really pulling anyone up about anything. Secondly, I don't see what's so odd about questioning the use of the word "bitch" to describe someone who's a bit shouty. Thought it was a little harsh, that's all.




DancingClown -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 11:06:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: OPEN YOUR EYES


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ORIGINAL: DancingClown

I agree that shouty people are annoying, I just thought that "bitch" was a bit harsh. I mean, Myra Hindley's a bitch, but...


Hmm,maybe[;)]
Still I needed somewhere to release the dislike.


I understand. I've got some choice words floating around my head to describe Melanie Philips right now, and she's more than just shouty.




MonsterCat -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 11:12:06 AM)

I would like to nominate the gaggle of fuckwits who devised that hateful McDonalds advert with the stepdad and the kid. That piece of maudlin shit made me throw my Sky + remote across the room.

I would also like to nominate the twat at Odeon who decided it's now policy to show cinemascope films in the wrong lens and screen ratio. Cunt.




OPEN YOUR EYES -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 11:12:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DancingClown


quote:

ORIGINAL: OPEN YOUR EYES


quote:

ORIGINAL: DancingClown

I agree that shouty people are annoying, I just thought that "bitch" was a bit harsh. I mean, Myra Hindley's a bitch, but...


Hmm,maybe[;)]
Still I needed somewhere to release the dislike.


I understand. I've got some choice words floating around my head to describe Melanie Philips right now, and she's more than just shouty.


Go for it.Lose control[:D]

A new one:
[image]http://www.tvthrong.co.uk/files/u1985/loose%20women_0.jpg[/image]
Loose woman.What a horrible program.




OPEN YOUR EYES -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 11:43:48 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

I would like to nominate the gaggle of fuckwits who devised that hateful McDonalds advert with the stepdad and the kid. That piece of maudlin shit made me throw my Sky + remote across the room.



yep.

Also,We all have McDonald's in common..
[sm=happy07.gif]




jcthefirst -> RE: What A Twat (12/3/2013 12:15:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MonsterCat

I would like to nominate the gaggle of fuckwits who devised that hateful McDonalds advert with the stepdad and the kid. That piece of maudlin shit made me throw my Sky + remote across the room.


Nah, they're alright.




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