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Spaldron -> What A Twat (16/5/2012 5:25:12 PM)

The thread for twats.

[image]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l114/xzkqpfh12/battasch.jpg[/image]



Shifty Bench -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 5:30:04 PM)

Where did you get my photo from? Also,I have the Superman symbol shaved into the hair on my left ass cheek and the Flash symbol on my right.

Which is odd, because I'm a Marvel guy [:-]



DancingClown -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 6:14:54 PM)

[image]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00466/SNF10BIZT1-280_466930a.jpg[/image]



superdan -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 6:22:42 PM)

[image]http://www.thenewsgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jeremy-kyle.jpg[/image]

[image]http://newspaper.li/static/a9228ae4e444b01eb5af777581d4dbbb.jpg[/image]

[image]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Gillian+McKeith+h4P1u2RdMdzm.jpg[/image]

Shithouses, the lot of 'em.



Hood_Man -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 6:30:24 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan
[image]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Gillian+McKeith+h4P1u2RdMdzm.jpg[/image]

I always think of this when I see that woman:

[image]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xFPf_Ext2Pw/Tz7Gh1vlvmI/AAAAAAAAQFs/VvLruxGllPE/s640/Nigella-Lawson-vs-Gillian-McKeith1.jpg[/image]



Rebenectomy -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 6:59:08 PM)

My son just earned himself serious brownie points for pointing to the picture of Nigella and saying ' that's you mama'.



horribleives -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 7:18:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rebenectomy

My son just earned himself serious brownie points for pointing to the picture of Nigella and saying ' that's you mama'.



For argument's sake, what would you have done if he'd pointed to the other one?



bub -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 7:22:20 PM)

Question, does posting in this thread make you a twat or is it just a place to laugh at other twats? Also...

[image]http://blog.blockbuster.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dyer280_430067a.jpg[/image]

A twat, yesterday.



Rebenectomy -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 7:32:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: horribleives


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rebenectomy

My son just earned himself serious brownie points for pointing to the picture of Nigella and saying ' that's you mama'.



For argument's sake, what would you have done if he'd pointed to the other one?


Back to the attic with him and fish heads for tea.



MonsterCat -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 7:46:30 PM)

Olly Murrs. I have an intense hatred for him and his awful music.

Last year I couldn't turn on a TV, a radio or walk into a music store without hearing his horrible music or seeing his inanely grinning, twattish face staring back at me. There was a point when the man was absolutely everywhere. What a cunt.



Super Hans -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 7:47:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan

[image]http://www.thenewsgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jeremy-kyle.jpg[/image]

[image]http://newspaper.li/static/a9228ae4e444b01eb5af777581d4dbbb.jpg[/image]

[image]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Gillian+McKeith+h4P1u2RdMdzm.jpg[/image]

Shithouses, the lot of 'em.


Very good call - especially Morgan and McKeith. I'm not sure I can top those, but for all it's worth:

[image]http://blogs.loughboroughecho.net/goaltastic/cheryl%20cole.jpg[/image]

[image]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00945/Dappy-280_945604a.jpg[/image]

[image]http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/incoming/article7736618.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Rebekah+Brooks[/image]

[image]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kHvCpg7OKW4/ToyGdyknpKI/AAAAAAAACw0/s7xOZnmiMxw/s1600/2jpg.jpg[/image]

[EDIT] Oh - couldn't seem to get a picture of Matthew Wright to work, so you'll just have to imagine his face!



Goodfella -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 7:51:11 PM)

[image]http://www.jeremyclarkson.co.uk/uploads/JC-1.jpg[/image]



MonsterCat -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 7:52:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Super Hans

[EDIT] Oh - couldn't seem to get a picture of Matthew Wright to work, so you'll just have to imagine his face!



I'd rather not, thanks.



superdan -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 7:55:47 PM)

[image]http://www.scottishpolitics.org/images/cameroncabinet.jpg[/image]

Obviously.



ChickMagnet -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 8:12:54 PM)

[image]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Justin_Bieber_NRJ_Music_Awards_2012.jpg/220px-Justin_Bieber_NRJ_Music_Awards_2012.jpg[/image]



Mute -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 8:17:18 PM)

[image]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/W._Axl_Rose%2C_Guns_n%C2%B4Roses_Poliedro_de_Caracas_27_de_Marzo_2010_2.jpg/450px-W._Axl_Rose%2C_Guns_n%C2%B4Roses_Poliedro_de_Caracas_27_de_Marzo_2010_2.jpg[/image]

He's made some good music, but he's still a massive twat.



Keyser Sozzled -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 8:31:09 PM)

[image]http://topnews.in/sports/files/Joey-Barton_10.jpg[/image]



Hood_Man -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 8:32:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Goodfella

[image]http://www.jeremyclarkson.co.uk/uploads/JC-1.jpg[/image]

[image]http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2011/06/clarkson_twat.jpg[/image]

[:D]


(it's not real unfortunately, but still funny)



Toby Monroe -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 8:35:42 PM)

[image]http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/files/2009/12/sting1_1526570c.jpg[/image]
[image]http://www.1stfortoys.co.uk/soft-toys-82/sooty-toys-sweep-soft-6489-3038_medium.jpg[/image]



Shifty Bench -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 8:47:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Super Hans
Oh - couldn't seem to get a picture of Matthew Wright to work, so you'll just have to imagine his face!


[image]http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/content/images/2007/08/15/matthew_wright_300_200x300.jpg[/image]

Sorry MC. Also.......Nigella Lawson is in her 50s? [:-]



Funkyrae -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 8:52:32 PM)

[image]http://www.tony-blair-twat.co.uk/images/tonyblairfuck.jpg[/image]



Hood_Man -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 8:56:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Funkyrae

[image]http://www.tony-blair-twat.co.uk/images/tonyblairfuck.jpg[/image]

That finger is really off putting [:'(]



Rinc -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 9:22:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan

[image]http://www.scottishpolitics.org/images/cameroncabinet.jpg[/image]

Obviously.


You know what, even in that clusterfuck of twats, Michael Gove's face infuriates me more than everyone else put together. [:)]



Rinc -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 9:44:32 PM)

[image]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/13/article-2114317-1224FC24000005DC-991_296x418.jpg[/image]



boaby -> RE: What A Twat (16/5/2012 10:44:14 PM)

Coincidentally, on another forum I post on the annual UFC (Ultimate F*ck*ng C*nt) tournament is getting underway. My first batch of nominees were:

Cameron
Clegg
Gove
Jeremy Hunt
Hague
Theresa May
Danny "Beaker" Alexander
Wendy Alexander
Douglas Alexander
Ed Balls
The bird Mensch
Rupert Murdoch
James Murdoch
Rebecca Brooks
Coulson
Ken Clarke
John Redmond
Thatcher
Major
Blair
Francis Maude
Lord Strathclyde
David Mundell
Ruth Davidson
Patrick Harvey
Alan Duncan
Clarkson
Hammond
James May
Forsyth
Rifkind
Lawson
Lamont
Hesseltine
Tebbit
Souness
Murray
Paul Murray
Chic Young
Traynor
Hurlock
Hateley
Gazza
Alan Shearer
Hansen
Lineker
Lawrenson
Gary Caldwell
David Weir
Steven Naismith
Kris Boyd
Sone Aluko
Lee McCulloch
Andy Webster
Gary Kenneth
Goodwillie
Lennon
Mulgrew
Littlejohn
Billy Dodds

Pictures are for twats. [;)]



DancingClown -> RE: What A Twat (17/5/2012 12:20:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rinc


quote:

ORIGINAL: superdan

[image]http://www.scottishpolitics.org/images/cameroncabinet.jpg[/image]

Obviously.


You know what, even in that clusterfuck of twats, Michael Gove's face infuriates me more than everyone else put together. [:)]


My wife's a teacher/department head so I know exactly what you mean.

So on her behalf I would like to add another clueless cunt:

[image]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/2/9/1328776570717/Sir-Michael-Wilshaw-007.jpg[/image]



Spaldron -> RE: What A Twat (17/5/2012 12:29:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Toby Monroe

[image]http://www.1stfortoys.co.uk/soft-toys-82/sooty-toys-sweep-soft-6489-3038_medium.jpg[/image]



Huh? [8|]




Anyways, this twonk....

[image]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/9/13/1284391910826/Jack-Whitehall-006.jpg[/image]



MonsterCat -> RE: What A Twat (17/5/2012 12:34:56 AM)

[image]http://fashionfoodfeminism.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/chris-brown2.jpg[/image]



NinjaShortbread212 -> RE: What A Twat (17/5/2012 12:36:05 AM)

^ Yup.

[image]http://cdn1.hark.com/images/000/000/231/231/original.jpg[/image]



Jaded_Parrot -> RE: What A Twat (17/5/2012 9:14:09 AM)

[image]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/28/article-1272459429518-09502437000005DC-301676_636x390.jpg[/image]
[image]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00461/snf0188d180_461531a.jpg[/image]
[image]http://topnews.in/sports/files/Luis-Suarez_4.jpg[/image]

My 3p's worth:

Ones a cheating twat
One thinks the sun shines out his twating arse
the other is called Paddy (to be fair i only think he is a twat on that dating programme that shall not be named)
Oh and i couldnt be arsed to post a picture of Ashley Young



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