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sharkboy -> 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 10:02:18 AM)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-18073459

Let punning commence! [:D]




matty_b -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 10:05:03 AM)

Whoever did it needs putting in handcuffs.




sharkboy -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 10:06:12 AM)

Yeah, they're obviously looking for hardened criminals here




Hobbitonlass -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 10:13:15 AM)

Wonder if they'll get a stiff sentence if caught....




Chief -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 10:31:01 AM)

Those thieves would have been buzzing with their haul.




Toby Monroe -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 10:41:12 AM)

That's some snatch.




Toby Monroe -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 10:52:31 AM)

Some one will get roasted for this.




Toby Monroe -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 10:53:18 AM)

Do you think they'll feltch in the sniffer dogs?




Toby Monroe -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 10:53:38 AM)

Err..cunts.




jediwarrior -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 11:37:49 AM)

Crumbs someone is in for a good time [:D]




superdan -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 12:16:12 PM)

I got a bad vibe from this story.




Chief -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 12:20:18 PM)

I hope the police don't finger the wrong suspect.




DancingClown -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 12:31:04 PM)

Maybe the chase will lead the police down the rabbit-hole.




great_badir -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 1:11:30 PM)

I bet there's going to be sex and bondage in all the holes.



........too subtle?




matty_b -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 2:06:14 PM)

Away from all the puns, did no-one else find the fact that this sex shop was set up by a father and daughter a little...weird? [&:]




rawlinson -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 2:11:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: matty_b

Away from all the puns, did no-one else find the fact that this sex shop was set up by a father and daughter a little...weird? [&:]


A little. Back to the crime though, your mum finally realised it's cheaper than buying them?




matty_b -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 2:13:58 PM)

Dude, we're in a recession. A little understanding, please.




rawlinson -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 2:17:21 PM)

I actually saw this news story earlier and was going to post it with the headline 'Matty's Mum on the Loose in Stourport-on-Severn', but thought it was a bit cruel. [:D]




MonsterCat -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 2:18:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: matty_b

Dude, we're in a recession. A little understanding, please.


Oh, cum on now. Don't be so anal.




BigKovacs -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 3:03:19 PM)

It was a big rubbery.




Woger -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 3:04:15 PM)

Did the polcie go in the back door, if so I hope they didn't bang their helmet.




sanchia -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 3:50:09 PM)

Hang on a second. That isn't a truncheon!




Hood_Man -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 4:11:06 PM)

Sounds like they got fucked over.




King of Kafiristan -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 6:12:32 PM)

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.




DancingClown -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 6:17:53 PM)

Well, someone's got a stick up his arse. And by stick I mean big rubber cock recently stolen from a sex-shop. Nick 'im.




superdan -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 6:25:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.


Always knew you put your iStuff up your bum.




Super Hans -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 7:26:25 PM)

Sounds like they've really pulled the (butt)plug on their supplies. They must have a lot of spunk to pull that one off.




horribleives -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 8:07:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.


I don't think a laptop or a watch is quite as pun-tastic as a load of big rubber cocks.
What makes it worse though is the thieves can't even sell the goods on - they've probably just been shoved up a back-alley somewhere.




Keyser Sozzled -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 8:10:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: King of Kafiristan

I am sorry this theft took place. Perhaps if the under class had a better economic outlook, incidents like this would be less common.

PS I am not going to make light of this situation just because it involves sex toys. As a sex positive consenting adult, I see no difference between this crime and one involving electronics, jewelry or ancient artifacts.


Jesus, who invited captain bring down?

Anyway....willies!




horribleives -> RE: 11000 worth of sex toys stolen from flat (16/5/2012 8:13:38 PM)

I can't help but picture King... to look like Britta out of Community now. Buzzkill!




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