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lukeyboy -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 11:51:06 AM)


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ORIGINAL: bobthegrinch

Isn't the current wave of love for Chuck Norris irony? Don't people get more pleasure out of saying things like 'Chucks tears can cure cancer but he never cries' more than they do watching his films? Can we not move past this now and realise that, while a talented martial artist and former world champion, his films/tv shows are almost universally shit. Who wants to see him in a film so bad that it's worth letting him put ultimatums down on big projects? Next thing you know they'll be bringin back Hasslehoff as Nick Fury and he'll be insisting he kicks the Hulks ass. Here's a few Chuck Norris facts for you, Chuck Norris does not think religion and state politics should be kept seperate. Chuck Norris supports a ban on same sex marriage. Chuck Norris has made expendables 2 a shitter film than it would've been anyway


f there was a "like" button for this comment I would be bashing it with a hammer! [:D]




MonsterCat -> RE: Expendables 2 Will Be PG-13 (19/1/2012 11:55:14 AM)

Snake-Eyes' head will explode if the PG-13 thing comes to fruition. [:D]




DARKO_DONNIE_DONUT -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 11:56:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bobthegrinch

Isn't the current wave of love for Chuck Norris irony? Don't people get more pleasure out of saying things like 'Chucks tears can cure cancer but he never cries' more than they do watching his films? Can we not move past this now and realise that, while a talented martial artist and former world champion, his films/tv shows are almost universally shit. Who wants to see him in a film so bad that it's worth letting him put ultimatums down on big projects? Next thing you know they'll be bringin back Hasslehoff as Nick Fury and he'll be insisting he kicks the Hulks ass. Here's a few Chuck Norris facts for you, Chuck Norris does not think religion and state politics should be kept seperate. Chuck Norris supports a ban on same sex marriage. Chuck Norris has made expendables 2 a shitter film than it would've been anyway


Nice[:)]




jcthefirst -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 12:09:43 PM)

Ha, this is great.

Yippee Ki Ay, muddy funster.




jcthefirst -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 12:10:27 PM)

Ha, this is great.

Yippee Ki Ay, muddy funster.




DARKO_DONNIE_DONUT -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 12:18:33 PM)

We need Bruce "legend" Lee to come back from the dead to whoop-Chucks-ass...,again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE




UTB -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 12:45:59 PM)

Cool, I'll take me nan to see it, then. 




waltham1979 -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 1:02:09 PM)

Puts on best Ed from Shaun of the Dead voice "Alright...gaaaaayyy!!"




Snake-Eyes -> Expendables 2 Will Be PG-13 (19/1/2012 1:04:28 PM)

I'll just wait until I see it. I'm a Sly fan, I wanna see this film. Besides, A BULLET TO THE HEAD may make up for the lack of violence n' swearing in EX2.




Spaldron -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 1:06:45 PM)

Well that's EX2 ruined for me already. Cheers Chuck, you puritanical God fearing has-been.




leetee80 -> Chuck Norris (19/1/2012 1:21:50 PM)

The Best Film Chuck Norris Has done is the cameo on Dodgeball! Yeah can swing his leg and throw an arm (and cause major damage!) but his film are turkey!

CHUCK NORRIS IS GINGER - Tell him to F@ck Off, give him a roundhouse and then make it an R




The Todge -> (19/1/2012 1:39:05 PM)

Chuck Norris is such a pansy, he once saw a man take candy from a baby and has been in therapy ever since!




TOPOI -> Chuck off you chucking mother chucker (19/1/2012 1:55:55 PM)

Because feeding youngsters overwhelming images of violence, death and murder is monumentally better than hearing someone say fuck. What a prick. I hope his zimmerframed ass falls from his spasticated high horse and knocks some sense into his ginger thicket...




TOPOI -> Chuck off you chucking mother chucker (19/1/2012 1:59:09 PM)

Because feeding youngsters overwhelming images of violence, death and murder is monumentally better than hearing someone say fuck. What a prick. I hope his zimmerframed ass falls from his spasticated high horse and knocks some sense into his ginger thicket...




John Firth -> Puritanical hypocrite (19/1/2012 2:02:25 PM)

I guess he never watched his own films then, the ones that made him famous. There better be an uncut retail release.

I'd have said bye to Chuck, and brought someone else in. There are plenty of veteran action guys I'm sure would jump at the chance.




John Firth -> Puritanical hypocrite (19/1/2012 2:02:37 PM)

I guess he never watched his own films then, the ones that made him famous. There better be an uncut retail release.

I'd have said bye to Chuck, and brought someone else in. There are plenty of veteran action guys I'm sure would jump at the chance.




burtbondy -> No Interest (19/1/2012 3:31:12 PM)

If its going to be 12s than along with no swearing there wont be any face smashing and throat gouging either. That is what this movie is all about. Who the f"ck is chuck these days to dictate the finial product from the hands of Sly and co.? What an insult.




burtbondy -> No Interest (19/1/2012 3:31:34 PM)

If its going to be 12s than along with no swearing there wont be any face smashing and throat gouging either. That is what this movie is all about. Who the f"ck is chuck these days to dictate the finial product from the hands of Sly and co.? What an insult.




burtbondy -> No Interest (19/1/2012 3:32:12 PM)

If its going to be 12s than along with no swearing there wont be any face smashing and throat gouging either. That is what this movie is all about. Who is chuck these days to dictate the finial product from the hands of Sly and co.? What an insult.




larstrygve -> No point whatsoever (19/1/2012 4:45:45 PM)

I thought the whole point about this was to revisit the grandournes of the over the top violence of the (more or less) classic 80's movies. Now there is really no point whatsoever to see this film. The fun has been taken out of it.




larstrygve -> No point whatsoever (19/1/2012 4:46:13 PM)

I thought the whole point about this was to revisit the grandournes of the over the top violence of the (more or less) classic 80's movies. Now there is really no point whatsoever to see this film. The fun has been taken out of it.




larstrygve -> No more point (19/1/2012 4:46:53 PM)

I thought the whole point about this was to revisit the grandournes of the over the top violence of the (more or less) classic 80's movies. Now there is really no point whatsoever to see this film. The fun has been taken out of it.




philglasgow -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 5:12:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: waltham1979

Puts on best Ed from Shaun of the Dead voice "Alright...gaaaaayyy!!"


Don't talk shit Waltham1979. I'm gay and I fucking love swearing!

Anyway, the Expendables wasn't up to much but this? A movie celebrating the amazing cocks out necks broken eighties actioner released as a 12? Going to be complete utter shite.




DARKO_DONNIE_DONUT -> RE: Chuck Norris is a tit (19/1/2012 5:31:27 PM)

So what are we getting here,Expendables 2 or Last Of The Summer Wine?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/14/article-1302935-0ACA63B7000005DC-524_468x576.jpg

I dont fancy Stallone and Co against these mean bastards.[:D]




durelius -> (19/1/2012 6:22:24 PM)

"F'king Chuck Norris"




durelius -> (19/1/2012 6:22:37 PM)

"F'king Chuck Norris"




stu1980 -> (19/1/2012 6:25:49 PM)

What a cock eating thunder cunt!
Go to any school yard and youll hear the worst language and mental abuse imaginable why people seem to think removing it from films will stop that happening is beyond me.
Typical American attitudes you cant have sex or swear but you can peel someones face off with a rusty spoon no problem.
Makes me Maaaaaaaaaaad.
:D




madboynutter -> UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE! (19/1/2012 6:48:38 PM)

WELL I GUESS NO-ONE WILL BE SEEING THIS THEN!




Whistler -> RE: Bloody hell! (19/1/2012 7:42:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tallaght24

Everyone wind your necks in for christs sake! It's a few bad words, and if I remember correctly the first movie didn't have that much swearing. You watch Expendables for the face smashing and ass kicking not for the naughty words. Fuck me!


The problem isn't that there won't be any swearing, it's that he's taken the rating down to PG-13, which probably means the fight scenes - the only reason to watch The Expendables - won't be as graphic, and therefore won't be as badass.




tallaght24 -> Re: (19/1/2012 7:54:39 PM)

Regardless of what we think it was too late to change anyway since I imagine that principal photography is nearly over so it's not like Sly could have binned Norris and started from scratch.




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