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will1000 -> What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 7:21:34 PM)

A negative thread I know, but looking at the latest Empire's 2012 line-up I can't help but go 'that's gonna suck, that's gonna suck...'

I think Hunger Games will suck, Wraith Of The Titans will suck and (to no-ones surprise!) Battleship will suck!

So what do you think will suck, or at least be a total disappointment, in 2012!




Deviation -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 7:25:44 PM)

The Avengers. 




FilthWizard -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 7:34:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

The Avengers. 

I hate to think it after waiting for so long, but... I think he's right.

[sm=sad06.gif]




will1000 -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 7:42:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FilthWizard


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

The Avengers. 

I hate to think it after waiting for so long, but... I think he's right.

[sm=sad06.gif]



After seeing Captain America I have some faith that it'll be at the least a fun film.




homersimpson_esq -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 8:28:08 PM)

Oh, hey, look it's another negative thread.[&o]




jackcarter -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 10:33:32 PM)

imagine if Prometheus sucks




tommyjarvis -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 11:26:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

The Avengers. 


I keep seeing this mentioned. Is this to do with the 60s British TV show or is it some comic-book thing?




DancingClown -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 11:28:57 PM)

Are we really stooping so low that we're now predicting what not to like in order to pre-emptively bitch about it? Really?




MonsterCat -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 11:29:03 PM)

How will you know what will suck until you've seen it?




DancingClown -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (12/1/2012 11:34:46 PM)

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matty_b -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 9:08:08 AM)

Your mum.




JIm R -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 9:38:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tommyjarvis


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

The Avengers. 


I keep seeing this mentioned. Is this to do with the 60s British TV show or is it some comic-book thing?


Seriously ?




Spaldron -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 10:18:26 AM)

The Phantom Menace 3D
The Three Stooges (judging by the fuck awful trailer)
Whatever film Adam Sandler puts out




Deviation -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 11:01:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tommyjarvis


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

The Avengers. 


I keep seeing this mentioned. Is this to do with the 60s British TV show or is it some comic-book thing?


It's a Marvel geek's wet dream.




spark1 -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 11:29:17 AM)

'the 3 stooges'.




Bloke from Oz -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 12:51:28 PM)

-Babies breast-feeding from their mothers.

-Toddlers on their thumbs.

-Anybody on a lollipop.

-Anybody drinking through a straw.




MonsterCat -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 2:13:33 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

quote:

ORIGINAL: tommyjarvis


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

The Avengers. 


I keep seeing this mentioned. Is this to do with the 60s British TV show or is it some comic-book thing?


It's a Marvel geek's wet dream.



But The Avengers is written and directed by Joss Whedon, right?

Now I'd be hard pressed to call myself a fan of his work, but the guy is hardly a slouch.




Sotto Voce -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 2:35:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Whatever film Adam Sandler puts out



Now that you mention him, I saw a poster for a film of his in which he plays twins, one of them a woman.
So I tend to agree with that prediction.




Shifty Bench -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 2:53:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sotto Voce

quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

Whatever film Adam Sandler puts out



Now that you mention him, I saw a poster for a film of his in which he plays twins, one of them a woman.
So I tend to agree with that prediction.



It's called Jack and Jill and it kind of flopped in the US. Plus, it's a fantasy film as healthy identical twins can't be male and female [8|]




Timon -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 3:53:06 PM)

Woohoo 2012 - the year with tons of films that lots of people on the internet will say are ‘over-rated’.

No matter how good a film is, it's always going to be hated because it won't live up to incredibly high expectations that have no basis in any sort of reality (see some of the comments in TDKR thread).

I feel bad for movies these days… they have my sympathy.




tommyjarvis -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (13/1/2012 6:37:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JIm R

quote:

ORIGINAL: tommyjarvis


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

The Avengers. 


I keep seeing this mentioned. Is this to do with the 60s British TV show or is it some comic-book thing?


Seriously ?


Well I don't know, I don't read comics and I don't read Empire either.




JIm R -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (14/1/2012 12:32:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tommyjarvis


quote:

ORIGINAL: JIm R

quote:

ORIGINAL: tommyjarvis


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

The Avengers. 


I keep seeing this mentioned. Is this to do with the 60s British TV show or is it some comic-book thing?


Seriously ?


Well I don't know, I don't read comics and I don't read Empire either.


Fair enough TJ [sm=happy34.gif]




Hood_Man -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (14/1/2012 2:48:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spaldron

The Phantom Menace 3D
The Three Stooges (judging by the fuck awful trailer)
Whatever film Adam Sandler puts out


That's cheating [:D]




Snake-Eyes -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (14/1/2012 10:36:10 AM)

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES, THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN and QT's DJANGO.




Snake-Eyes -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (14/1/2012 10:42:23 AM)

and THE BOURNE LEGACY.




UTB -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (14/1/2012 11:02:44 AM)

The Expendables 2: Expend Harder


Unless they do what they should have done in the first film which is end up in a massive muscly oiled up orgy wanking each others' cocks off into their botox and steroid filled has-been faces whilst watching Arnie's muscle pumping workout video.



Oh wait, is this not the trolling thread? [8|]




matty_b -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (14/1/2012 11:18:28 AM)

[:D] It's funny because it's true.




kumar -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (14/1/2012 11:36:32 AM)

[:D]

Im not sure spiderman will live up to anything special. It will do decent box office but im not holding much hopes up for it.




horribleives -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (14/1/2012 11:56:55 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB

The Expendables 2: Expend Harder


Unless they do what they should have done in the first film which is end up in a massive muscly oiled up orgy wanking each others' cocks off into their botox and steroid filled has-been faces whilst watching Arnie's muscle pumping workout video.



Oh wait, is this not the trolling thread? [8|]


I'd pay to see that, though I reckon it'd take a hell of a lot longer than 2 hours - apart from The Stath I doubt there's a member of the cast with even half a stiffy in him.




Harry Tuttle -> RE: What's going to suck in 2012?! (14/1/2012 3:28:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Timon

No matter how good a film is, it's always going to be hated because it won't live up to incredibly high expectations that have no basis in any sort of reality (see some of the comments in TDKR thread).

I feel bad for movies these days… they have my sympathy.


Agreed.

This thread may as well be called "What are you looking forward to hating in 2012".

There are quite a few films coming out that I don't like the look of but that's because I'm not the intended audience. I find it's pretty good form to actually, y'know, watch something before trashing it completely.




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