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jamiesouth -> RE: X-Men: First Class (2/6/2011 12:40:33 AM)
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just watched X-Men: First Class - HEED MY WARNING: stay at home this time round, DON'T feed the machine. It is an AVERAGE movie at best. If there is another piece of conformist Hollywood work you want to see that's out, go see that. I beg you, I plead. Neither Mathew -don't know why I didn't drop my normal sense of humor for a couple of hours and direct this project seriously- Vaughn, OR, Bryan -didn't step up to the plate and direct this one, like I did really well on X2, because I am an ESTABLISHED director, and so shouldn't be producing when my directorial efforts have formed the mighty shape of 'The Usual Suspects'- Singer, deserve A SINGLE PENNY of your income. Wait for the DVD. By all means buy that when its only like a fiver. But no. This was NOT a substantial addition to the 'X franchise'. Granted, the last few have been no gleaming examples of cinematic perfection, or even relevant let's face it; but this was a "fresh start"!! A "clean Slate"! ...A "New Hope" if you will !! New director, new context. We were intruiged!! We came. We coughed up about £3 (Thank You Orange). ...We was robbed. The Actual Problem (On The Whole, not gonna waste time on an unworthy cause, you'll probably see it for yourself): The thing is. *humph* You see........ What it is, is;..... I think you SHOULD see it. Then observe Roger Moore's 'Bond'. Then Go back and stare at Fassbender's face. Then back to the 007 film, at the villian, on his yacht, in his 'cool, shiny, secret, but easily discoverable' lair, wherever he may be. Back at 'First Class' now, and into Kevin Bacon's face. Into those eyes. Into those, hollow(man), foot loosin', stir of echoes eyes - & you will know. ...I don't think it's the players' fault that this film mimics 60's espionage films, particualrly the spoof ones; nay, it's probably Vaughn's. When seeking character directtion, he most likely held a photo of Moore up to his own face and said in that smug, smooth, confident, 'brit cool', voice, "Mutant & PROUD". Is it perhaps, a good thing this modern summer blockbuster hollywood turd-baby mirrors, fuck it we're past that, mimics a film with such class?? Such style??? Perhaps no. But here I saught after an action film. If I wanted an action with a silly, youthful sense of humour, I would have gone back and watched 'Kick Ass'. But no. I saught after; modern effects, -got those, granted, got more than I saught after, by the bucket load if I had to wrap it in a a flowery, over-descriptive phrase- intricate back stories, which to a degree yes, in that things followed on, but not as in depth as I saught. And the level of dedication to serious plot progression -without need to seep in an infant sized funny bone- as, well, X2. Damnit Singer!! Where the hell were you?? Calculating the predictions of the global box office take???!!!! This, AND, I was insulted that Erik Magneto-Face's backstory and obvious underlying pain and reasoning was trying to be sadder Schindler's List and CANCER combined. ...PUPPY CANCER!!!
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