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Timon -> Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (8/2/2011 10:13:59 PM)

Not just one of the funniest comedies of recent years, but among the best 'spoof' films ever.

If you thought the trailer was funny, you haven't seen anything yet.... you jive motherfuckers.

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"Whenever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted, innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. and I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around. Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite!"




Deviation -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (8/2/2011 10:19:27 PM)

Bullhorn: Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no waffles...
Black Dynamite: Wait! Bullhorn, what did you just say? You said, 'Melts in your mouth'. Quick...
[erases the restaurant menu blackboard]
Black Dynamite: What else melts in your mouth?
Cream Corn: M&M's!
Black Dynamite: Exactly. And not in your hands. And who makes M&M's?
Militant #3: Mars Candy Company make it. Yeah, yeah.
Black Dynamite: And Mars is also...
Saheed: The Roman God of War.
Black Dynamite: Who is the Greek God of War?
Militant 2: Ares.
Black Dynamite: Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.
Cream Corn: Ram. That's right. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Oh! Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena.
Black Dynamite: Now you're getting it.
Cream Corn: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Athena, Athens.
Saheed: Which is the capital of Greece.
Black Dynamite: And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: 785 B.C.
Militant 2: And 785 is the area code to Topeka. Oh, my God. 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas!
Bullhorn, Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: Code Kansas!
Black Dynamite: Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.
Militant #3: Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah!
Black Dynamite: Yes. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?
Cream Corn: Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.
Black Dynamite: Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius' own father.
Woman at table: Apollo.
Black Dynamite: Yeah. Thanks, lady.
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Saheed: That's right. Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi, which was a big-ass snake.
Black Dynamite: And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world?
Woman at table: The South American anaconda.
Black Dynamite: What she said.
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: Anaconda Malt Liquor!
Black Dynamite: And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: WHOOOOO!
Black Dynamite: Gives you what?
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: WHOOOOO!
Black Dynamite: And who else is famous for...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: WHOOOOO! Little Richard!
Black Dynamite: Who?
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: Little Richard!
Black Dynamite: So, what they're really saying is...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you... Little Richard?
Black Dynamite: What is another word for Richard?
[Black Dynamite crosses out 'Richard' on the blackboard. The gang look down on their pants]









Spaldron -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (8/2/2011 11:21:22 PM)

I agree, this be a baaaaaadddddddd muthafucka of a movie.




Timon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (9/2/2011 8:05:14 AM)




"Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had."
"Me too"
"That goes triple for me."
"Shh. Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches."




ElephantBoy -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (9/2/2011 2:38:30 PM)

Fucking love this film, have not laughed so hard and often in a cinema for years.

It is a true cult gem, and I can't wait to get it on DVD, and give it another look[:)]

The best comedy of 2010, and one of my favourite movies from that year full-stop!




Ste7enForever -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (9/2/2011 4:03:03 PM)

Great fun! One of my favourite jokes of the last few years in a movie was when the cops are sneaking around his house and he tricks them by dressing the stuffed bear in an afro and putting the tv remote in its paw.

It suffers from being a little bit overlong but I loved it.




Timon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (9/2/2011 7:08:16 PM)

Overlong?! I swear to God it's barely 80mins....you jive motherfucker!




Ste7enForever -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (10/2/2011 12:27:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Timon

Overlong?! I swear to God it's barely 80mins....you jive motherfucker!


Yeah but I thought the last 15 minutes felt a bit dragged out and not as funny as the first hour. But its been a while since I seen it. You...you jive turkey...




Deviation -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (10/2/2011 1:01:45 PM)

quote:


"Shh. Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches."
quote:

ORIGINAL: Timon




"Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had."
"Me too"
"That goes triple for me."
"Shh. Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches."



WHOAH KIDS READ THIS FORUM MAN. SOME KIDS MIGHT BE ORPHANS. I KNOW, AS I USED TO BE AN ORPHAN TOO.




Timon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (10/2/2011 1:44:59 PM)

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"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!"




Ste7enForever -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (10/2/2011 1:56:31 PM)

Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes.




krudler -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (10/2/2011 7:05:27 PM)

"I done threw that shit before I even walked in the room!"

"Ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin' smack to the kids!"






ElephantBoy -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (10/2/2011 7:20:27 PM)

No way is it overlong, I mean that is a five star running time, and it is like for a reason, as it just another way it is riffing off those classic seventies drive-in films. The look and the music are all part of that, it ticks off the boxes delightfully.

And I love the bit with the Eye at the end "I told you to keep an Eye Out"[:D]




Timon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (11/2/2011 5:42:54 PM)

Sholanda: My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite.
Brickwilla: So did my momma!
Black Dynamite: Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.




Schimchs -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (12/2/2011 9:56:46 AM)

"Did anyone see that coming- I mean see where that came from?" That point had me in tears of laughter - top class !




Timon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (17/2/2011 4:48:19 PM)

Black Dynamite Animated Series coming soon.......

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Epiphany Demon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (18/2/2011 12:31:17 AM)

BEST FILM EVER




thedirtydozenlives -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (17/3/2011 3:20:25 PM)

Definatly the best comedy of the past decade. No matter how bad my day has been, I can turn this on and it will make me laugh and forget my day.
 
WE SALUTE YOU BLACK DYNAMITE!!![sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]




elab49 -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (17/3/2011 4:05:09 PM)

Gentleman (and I think I've broadly got the gender right there!) - remember site rules on nudity please [:D]




Scott_ -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (10/8/2011 2:28:16 PM)

"You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket"




clownfoot -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (15/8/2011 12:45:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

Bullhorn: Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no waffles...
Black Dynamite: Wait! Bullhorn, what did you just say? You said, 'Melts in your mouth'. Quick...
[erases the restaurant menu blackboard]
Black Dynamite: What else melts in your mouth?
Cream Corn: M&M's!
Black Dynamite: Exactly. And not in your hands. And who makes M&M's?
Militant #3: Mars Candy Company make it. Yeah, yeah.
Black Dynamite: And Mars is also...
Saheed: The Roman God of War.
Black Dynamite: Who is the Greek God of War?
Militant 2: Ares.
Black Dynamite: Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.
Cream Corn: Ram. That's right. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Oh! Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena.
Black Dynamite: Now you're getting it.
Cream Corn: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Athena, Athens.
Saheed: Which is the capital of Greece.
Black Dynamite: And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: 785 B.C.
Militant 2: And 785 is the area code to Topeka. Oh, my God. 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas!
Bullhorn, Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: Code Kansas!
Black Dynamite: Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.
Militant #3: Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah!
Black Dynamite: Yes. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?
Cream Corn: Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.
Black Dynamite: Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius' own father.
Woman at table: Apollo.
Black Dynamite: Yeah. Thanks, lady.
Saheed: That's right. Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi, which was a big-ass snake.
Black Dynamite: And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world?
Woman at table: The South American anaconda.
Black Dynamite: What she said.
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: Anaconda Malt Liquor!
Black Dynamite: And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: WHOOOOO!
Black Dynamite: Gives you what?
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: WHOOOOO!
Black Dynamite: And who else is famous for...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: WHOOOOO! Little Richard!
Black Dynamite: Who?
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: Little Richard!
Black Dynamite: So, what they're really saying is...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you... Little Richard?
Black Dynamite: What is another word for Richard?
[Black Dynamite crosses out 'Richard' on the blackboard. The gang look down on their pants]



The logic behind this is awesome. Although, I'm not quite sure if I prefer Black Dynamite over I'm Gonna Git You Sucka! 




Timon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (26/8/2011 12:38:07 PM)

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"Ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin' smack to the kids!"




homersimpson_esq -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (26/8/2011 1:49:43 PM)

But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs in the community!




Timon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (1/9/2011 3:13:47 PM)

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I know I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had, but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA that Black Dynamite was out of the game.




Timon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (26/1/2012 11:51:10 AM)

The upcoming Casa De Mi Padre looks to be very similar to Black Dynamite in that it is paying homage to a certain genre.

Click on the poster to watch the trailer.

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And don't forget FDR: American Badass!

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Invader_Ace -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (26/1/2012 6:55:13 PM)

hmm even though I have neither read or watched any of these historical figure/classical literature/genre mash-ups I am already sick of them.

Black Dynamite is awesome though.  My brother and I randomly text each other quotes from time to time.

Chocolate Giddy-UUUUUPPPP!




Timon -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (30/1/2012 10:27:25 AM)

I watched it again yesterday with a mate who hadn't seen it. Ah, Choclate Giddy-up....

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dannyfletch -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (30/1/2012 11:15:40 AM)

Black Dynamite is great fun and definitely one of the better spoofs of recent times. Ten times better than shit like the Scary Movie franchise and crap like Meet the Spartans which got bigger releases then this!




Scott_ -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (30/1/2012 1:15:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Timon

I watched it again yesterday with a mate who hadn't seen it. Ah, Choclate Giddy-up....

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"Who the hell is interrupting my Kung-Fu!?"




shool -> RE: Black Dynamite (Dynamite! Dynamite!) (30/1/2012 4:26:41 PM)

I've got to watch this bad boy. I'd not really heard of it until coming across it on these forums.




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