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Empire Admin -> Vampires Suck (11/10/2010 10:16:49 AM)

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Kilo_T_Mortal -> RE: The catch line should have been.... (13/10/2010 1:34:48 AM)

I actually feel very strongly about suicide and it's implications for your family and friends and the devistation it can cause. However after catching 4 minutes of Meet the Spartans I had my head in my friends oven. I'd imagine this would produce a similar reaction.




horribleives -> RE: The catch line should have been.... (13/10/2010 5:27:47 PM)

I've never seen any of these films but I feel like I should to see how bad they really are. I've heard the superhero one is the series' highpoint, in that it actually contains one funny line.




Bethany__ -> RE: The catch line should have been.... (14/10/2010 9:08:49 AM)

I'll go see it, but only because it takes the piss out of Twishite.




Deviation -> RE: The catch line should have been.... (14/10/2010 10:23:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Bethany__

I'll go see it, but only because it takes the piss out of Twishite.


Then watch the million parodies which you can find all over the internet. Here's one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E




tftrman -> RE: The catch line should have been.... (14/10/2010 10:27:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Bethany__

I'll go see it, but only because it takes the piss out of Twishite.


And then you're giving the makers reason to keep making this drivel.




UTB -> RE: (15/10/2010 10:52:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: naveed

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS FINANCING SHITTY FILM LIKE THIS.


The audiences who went to see the last one.






chewbacasnapsak -> RE: RE: (16/10/2010 9:13:36 PM)

i hadn't been to the movies for ages, and the mrs picked this one as it fit in with the babysitter, i can honestly say I was quite pleasantly surprised. It showed a deft comic touch and a knowing affectionate knowledge of the subject matter and several masterful comic performances. I give it a ten out of ten. I heartily recommend it, purely to those who have a pre-conceived avoidance of these types of films as I think you will be hugely entertained.




Deviation -> RE: RE: (17/10/2010 3:41:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: UTB

quote:

ORIGINAL: naveed

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS FINANCING SHITTY FILM LIKE THIS.


The audiences who went to see the last one.





I thought Disaster Movie flopped.






sanchia -> RE: RE: (17/10/2010 9:22:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Deviation

quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB

quote:

ORIGINAL: naveed

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS FINANCING SHITTY FILM LIKE THIS.


The audiences who went to see the last one.





I thought Disaster Movie flopped.





It made less than $10m profit worldwide so it would be deemed a flop.




Emyr Thy King -> RE: *round of applause* (22/10/2010 6:04:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BethN21286

I think someone should buy James White a bottle of champagne for his self-sacrifice of seeing this movie so no-one else should have to. Way to take one for the team James!


Team hyperbole?




Super Hans -> RE: RE: (22/10/2010 11:05:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sanchia


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

quote:

ORIGINAL: UTB

quote:

ORIGINAL: naveed

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS FINANCING SHITTY FILM LIKE THIS.


The audiences who went to see the last one.





I thought Disaster Movie flopped.





It made less than $10m profit worldwide so it would be deemed a flop.




These things probably only cost a few quid to make though don't they? Less than $10m is still enough of a profit to make another![:D]

I haven't watched a film like this since Scary Movie 2. That film was enough to convince me that anyone who pays money to see something of this calibre is probably a tasteless cunt.




Deviation -> RE: RE: (23/10/2010 3:45:15 PM)

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These things probably only cost a few quid to make though don't they? Less than $10m is still enough of a profit to make another!


Vampire Suck cost 20 million.

That's mightily expensive for a film so poorly made.




Super Hans -> RE: RE: (23/10/2010 4:43:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Deviation

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These things probably only cost a few quid to make though don't they? Less than $10m is still enough of a profit to make another!


Vampire Suck cost 20 million.

That's mightily expensive for a film so poorly made.



True, but I've just seen that The Hobbit is allegedly going to cost $500 million.... relatively speaking $20 million is cheap like the budgie!

Just seen on IMDB that thanks to our cousins across the Atlantic it has already grossed $36m there alone.... probably enough to greenlight the next iteration!




white mage -> RE: Vampires Suck (30/10/2010 9:40:30 PM)

I think this movie was okey, some of the jokes are hit and miss, but the actors, particuly the lead girl who was supposed to play Kristen Stewart, I thourght she was spot on with her unnessassery signing and hair figiting




joanna likes films -> Better Than Twilight All Over. (8/3/2011 4:02:46 PM)

Twilight haters, lend me your ears! Vampire Sucks is a funny mickey take of the annoying saga that is STILL running until 2012 when it finally ends (hooray!) The pefomances were great, especially the girl who did a fantastic job of Kirsten Stewart's constant pushing her hair and moody faces. While Twilight lovers would be outraged by this and others wouldn't enjoy it at all, Vampire Sucks is a must see for anyone who loved Scary Movie, Meet The Spartans, Date Movie or just a hater for all things Twilight.




joanna likes films -> Better Than Twilight All Over. (8/3/2011 4:02:49 PM)

Twilight haters, lend me your ears! Vampire Sucks is a funny mickey take of the annoying saga that is STILL running until 2012 when it finally ends (hooray!) The pefomances were great, especially the girl who did a fantastic job of Kirsten Stewart's constant pushing her hair and moody faces. While Twilight lovers would be outraged by this and others wouldn't enjoy it at all, Vampire Sucks is a must see for anyone who loved Scary Movie, Meet The Spartans, Date Movie or just a hater for all things Twilight.




w3 n33d th3 f1r3 -> vampires suck (12/3/2011 1:47:30 PM)

despite other sites i would strongly reccomend this film. i saw this with a couple of mates and we were rolling with laughter. every joke or stunt cracked us up.if u hate twilight then this spoof, taking the piss out of twilight, is for you




norgizfox -> Vampires Suck (13/10/2012 7:59:27 PM)

The actors play exactly the type of caricature of their spoof-ies thats needed, and the atmosphere is actually recreated, and then mocked. So with those cases, Vampires Suck is Seltzer and Friedberg's most effective parody since the original Scary Movie. However, the film still remains one of the worst of 2010, as nothing can make up for 83 minutes of fart jokes, vulgar gags, and pop-culture references.




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