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00dancal -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (17/2/2006 6:52:04 PM)

Legolas in LOTR
Gimli- "Never thought id die fighting side by side with an elf"
Legolas- (camp) "How about side by side with a friend"
Gimli- "I, a can do that"
Makes me shudder every time i watch that climatic scene.




Da Big Cheese -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (17/2/2006 7:47:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pettsy

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ORIGINAL: Ify

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?........The same thing that happens to everything else. "

The worst line EVER.


 
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...this line was actually written by Joss Whedon. 


That explains it.

What about Blade Trinity? The whole script was a joke:

"They pretty much ass raped us!!"

"Blade. Ready to die?"
"I was born ready, motherfucker!"

"Hey, have you seen my dog?"

The list is endless.




doctorolorinbats1975 -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (17/2/2006 7:50:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: 00dancal

Legolas in LOTR
Gimli- "Never thought id die fighting side by side with an elf"
Legolas- (camp) "How about side by side with a friend"
Gimli- "I, a can do that"
Makes me shudder every time i watch that climatic scene.


Really? Helps wrap them too up and with the sense of a major sacrifice.




pumpkin_ghost -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (18/2/2006 9:37:21 PM)

Easy - Attack Of The Clones

"it is clear that this contest cannot be won by our knowledge of the force, but with our lightsabers"

i know that isnt what exactly he said but i remember watching it and groaning!




Keyser_Sose666 -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (18/2/2006 10:18:58 PM)

Any Lines With The Words "Jimmy"' or "Mr. Hayes!" in KK Are Awful - That sub-plot was the most dull, clicke'd piece of crap ever to shit on the magic of cinema!

Also, in Wes Craven's Cursed, "There's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf"




Peter A. Quinn -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/2/2006 7:39:32 AM)

I'd have to say anything from Pretty Woman. But my overwhelming hatred of Julia Roberts may have something to do with that. Boy, is she overrated! Now Selma Blair however...[sm=love01.gif]




Da Big Cheese -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/2/2006 9:23:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Keyser_Sose666

Also, in Wes Craven's Cursed, "There's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf"


I only saw the trailer of that film, and the whole trailer looked cheesy as hell




booker16 -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (20/2/2006 1:06:18 PM)

one of the american pie films

"Fuck me sideways" How exactly?




nols31 -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (20/2/2006 1:31:29 PM)

Cliffehanger . The whole of the Sly and the guy from Eastenders do you like soccer scene , and Punk Slag !!!




Orbital -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (24/8/2006 3:25:38 PM)

 Jar-Jar spek ta Lukie.
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No. I am you da da ! No ways, Lukie! Yousa daddio isa me!.




Chaos2Keres -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (24/8/2006 3:53:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Joe

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ORIGINAL: doubleshiny

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ORIGINAL: Joe

"Do you want to captain this ship?"

"Yeah"

"Well...you can't"

Is one that immediately springs to mind.


You do know that that is a joke right?

This however, is not.

"From the Jedi point of view! From my point of view, the Jedi are evil."



Yeah but aren't jokes suppossed to be...you know.....funny?


I found it quite funny, its the expression and the pause of Mal as he didn't expect that answer that he was thrown off and had a very bad recovery. To me that was pretty nice scene.




Caster -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (24/8/2006 6:21:55 PM)

James, stop deleting my posts.  I'm reporting you this time.




swan -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (24/8/2006 6:31:51 PM)

'this is english courage'
said in an american accent of course
thank you costner.




Orbital -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (30/12/2006 11:45:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Caster

James, stop deleting my posts.  I'm reporting you this time.


If you talk about Marky Mark's pecker more often, then he won't remove your posts




Ripper -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (30/12/2006 12:10:23 PM)

Appologies, I havent read through the thread yet, but I'd be very surprised if no one has mentioned:
Quick! I have to get to a library!




Ripper -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (30/12/2006 12:24:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: obi arin kenobi


Whoever is using ANY Arnold dialog as "bad" dialog is dumb.  Yes, dumb.  THAT is what makes him so goddamn entertaining



Have you seen Commando? Or do you mean so bad they are so good?




kumar -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (30/12/2006 12:30:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Da Big Cheese

quote:

ORIGINAL: pettsy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ify

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?........The same thing that happens to everything else. "

The worst line EVER.


 
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...this line was actually written by Joss Whedon. 


That explains it.

What about Blade Trinity? The whole script was a joke:

"They pretty much ass raped us!!"

"Blade. Ready to die?"
"I was born ready, motherfucker!"

"Hey, have you seen my dog?"

The list is endless.


"it creates an energy beam half as hot as the sun"
"she likes to listen to music when she slays"
"cockjugglingthundercunt"
"im hannibal and im gay. whistler is a wild ass chick but she thicks shes hot but shes really not."
"balde i love you"

i better stop now before i get into total bashing mode!

ps. may have made some up!




Ripper -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (30/12/2006 12:30:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Joe

quote:

ORIGINAL: doubleshiny

quote:

ORIGINAL: Joe

"Do you want to captain this ship?"

"Yeah"

"Well...you can't"

Is one that immediately springs to mind.


You do know that that is a joke right?

This however, is not.

"From the Jedi point of view! From my point of view, the Jedi are evil."



Yeah but aren't jokes suppossed to be...you know.....funny?


Each to his own I guess. If you didnt like Serenity, or perhaps even JW in general, what were the chances youd like that line?




Desperate Teenager -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (30/12/2006 1:02:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BobaJango

"Chill out"
"What killed the dinosaurs...the ice-age"
" The Iceman cometh"

All these and many many...MANY more from the wonder that is Arnie's Mr Freeze!


Beat me to it [:D]




Lazarus munkey -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 3:06:21 AM)

This exchange is from J. Dodge's as-yet-unreleased "Stone Cold":

                                                ANTHONY
                       I've never held a gun before, it's heavier than I'd imagined
                       it'd be, you know this reminds me of that Spaced episode
                       with the paintballing, have you seen it?
 
                                                JOHNNY
                       Listen to me rookie, I've never had a partner and I'm not
                       gonna have one now so I'd appreciate if you'd back off
                       and leave this case to me.


These are from the same director's "The Burial": The line directly follows a romantic interlude;
"Fuck! The cunts found us! Get the fucking rifle!"




These need to be heard.




omarx -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 3:52:14 AM)

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kaner316 -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 9:40:30 AM)

Oh dear. I've gone throught the entire thread and no mentiuon of the worst line ever.

I give you Wesley Snipes as Blade:

"Some Motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

WTF?




sanchia -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 10:04:01 AM)

The Rock

Private Cox: [beating up Mason] English prick. I tell you my old man was Irish?

He is Scottish you idiots.  If they had Connery make a comment about being Scottish after he had killed him all well and good but they just let it ride.  It aggravates me whenever I hear it.




adamdavey -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 1:58:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BobaJango

A bit [sm=schild15.gif] but i'd just like to point out that the BEST bit of dialogue ever, consists of just one word...


I totally agree......

KHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!




darth silas -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 2:51:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pumpkin_ghost

Easy - Attack Of The Clones

"it is clear that this contest cannot be won by our knowledge of the force, but with our lightsabers"

i know that isnt what exactly he said but i remember watching it and groaning!
How exactly is that a bad line of dialogue? Hes just stating fact.Oh, and the last part of it is ''but with our skills with a lightsaber''.

There is a line so horrible in Casino royale that is so horrible that i cant repeat it here,but it included the words ''little finger''.[:'(]




matty_b -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 3:01:05 PM)

It's a terrible line of dialogue because it's wooden, stiff and needless exposition. It's something two 5 year olds would say to each other if they were playing at Star Wars in the street.

Can the first meeting between Halle Berry and Pierce Brosnan in Die Another Day count? If not, then Berry's "I think I got the THRUST of it" will do.

In fact any delivery of Berry's in any film, ever.




Goa.Dragon -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 3:25:56 PM)

From Lord of the Rings:

"Legolas! What do your Elf eyes see?"

Ouch.




darth silas -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 7:01:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Goa.Dragon

From Lord of the Rings:

"Legolas! What do your Elf eyes see?"

Ouch.
Whats really funny about that scene is after Aragorn says it,Legolas says ''their taking the hobbits to OISENGUARD!''.At least thats how orlando bloom says it,i believe its pronounced ISENguard!




Lazy wolf eyes -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (19/7/2007 7:50:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: darth silas

quote:

ORIGINAL: Goa.Dragon

From Lord of the Rings:

"Legolas! What do your Elf eyes see?"

Ouch.
Whats really funny about that scene is after Aragorn says it,Legolas says ''their taking the hobbits to OISENGUARD!''.At least thats how orlando bloom says it,i believe its pronounced ISENguard!


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Tin6NJqQQsM [:D]





super acid ninja -> RE: What's the worst line of dialogue in a film? (21/7/2007 11:38:23 AM)

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