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Michael Bay -> Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 9:43:05 PM)

The Expendables - all 80's/action fans seem to be going crazy for this, but everything i've seen so far says it's rubbish.
Unfunny dialouge, lack of cheese, too much love bollocks, crap story, lack of OTT, lack of Chuck Norris. It looks like High School Musical 4 what with the central romance and shiny teeth.

A-Team - PG film written all over it. Complete lack of the awesome cheese and OTT of the series, no Mr T, None of the cast seem interested, looks like The Losers 2

Inception - 2012 meets Memento? Yawn. Get back to Batman Nolan, no one cares for your indulgence.

Captain America - Joe Johnston??! They give the most important/iconic/legendary comic book hero to Joe Johnston to adapt?? Did they see his CV? Why not give it to someone who has watched a film before?

Toy Story 3 - saw the trailers/teasers, where was the humour? Why are they ripping off the story from the first film? Why can't Pixar just do something original like the Newt film they scraped or throw Toy $tory 3 in the bin and give us John Carter of Mars now.




Deviation -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 9:48:29 PM)

Transformers 3. 




Michael Bay -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 9:50:03 PM)

Another one:

Let Me In - Wtf is the point? So idiots who can't be bothered to read can watch it? It was only made last year! It does however, have two of the greatest child actors ever as the leads and Richard Jenkins as the dad, so with a cast like that who knows?




Michael Bay -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 9:52:24 PM)

Agree on Transformers 3.

First one - awesome
Second one - no more please





Snake-Eyes -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 10:05:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Michael Bay


The Expendables - all 80's/action fans seem to be going crazy for this, but everything i've seen so far says it's rubbish.
Unfunny dialouge, lack of cheese, too much love bollocks, crap story, lack of oot, lack of Chuck Norris. It looks like High School Musical 4 what with the central romance and shiny teeth.




GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE.




Michael Bay -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 10:08:25 PM)

That you Sly?




Snake-Eyes -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 10:11:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Michael Bay

That you Sly?


Yeah it's me Michael. Shouldn't you be directing TRANSFORMERS III (right into the ground)? [;)]




Michael Bay -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 10:25:14 PM)

I'm not Michael Bay Sly.

So are you still able to hold a gun?




Michael Bay -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 10:30:23 PM)

Senile in your old age? Might want to wear a mask on set, I hear all that plastic surgery is flammable.




Deviation -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 11:00:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Snake-Eyes


quote:

ORIGINAL: Michael Bay


The Expendables - all 80's/action fans seem to be going crazy for this, but everything i've seen so far says it's rubbish.
Unfunny dialouge, lack of cheese, too much love bollocks, crap story, lack of oot, lack of Chuck Norris. It looks like High School Musical 4 what with the central romance and shiny teeth.




GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE.


He has a point though. [:)][:D] Plus it lacks oot. Can you imagine a Sly film without oot?


Sorry. Still I still can't fathom why Inception will be crap.




Michael Bay -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 11:11:00 PM)

Cause it's 2012 meets Memento and has Ellen Page in it.
The trailer sent me to sleep, the only cool bit was the building folding over and you can see that in 2012.




Felix -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 11:45:40 PM)

Remind me, is Stallone the director of The Expendables too? Or is he just the Executive Producer?




Michael Bay -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 11:47:40 PM)

*shakes fist*




rich -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 11:48:18 PM)

Sorry Snake-Eyes but the 80s is long gone and The Exendable looks full of what I hate about modern action films, not fun at all.




Deviation -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (5/6/2010 11:52:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Felix

Remind me, is Stallone the director of The Expendables too? Or is he just the Executive Producer?


Does Stallone like Doctor Who?




BlueBalls -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (6/6/2010 2:54:28 AM)

Whatever Tarantino's doing next. 




Sad Professor -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (6/6/2010 2:55:01 AM)

Nearly all big anticipated films are shite. Gimme a list of the big anticipated ones of the last ten years and maybe 3 turned out to be alright. Dark Knight I suppose being one.

We're talking shite action and/or science fiction films here and they're usually cheesy, poorly written, badly acted, over/under produced etc. etc.




darth silas -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (6/6/2010 12:12:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rich

Sorry Snake-Eyes but the 80s is long gone and The Exendable looks full of what I hate about modern action films, not fun at all.


Actually,looking at hollywoods output over the last few years,it seems the eighties are very much alive.Die Hard,Rambo,Indiana Jones are all 80s franchises that have made a comeback.We have remakes of eighties horror movies like The Hitcher and Nightmare on Elm street and lets not forget the incoming A-Team adaptation.

80s retro action is all the rage now and is one of the reasons that The Expendables will do well(not to mention it looks like it rocks the house).




Marwood -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (6/6/2010 12:13:55 PM)

Just out of interest Michael which big upcoming films are you looking forward to?




kumar -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (6/6/2010 1:02:57 PM)


I want to be wrong but what I have seen of the Expendables makes me think it will be shit, specifically all of the trailers.




Deviation -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (6/6/2010 4:28:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marwood

Just out of interest Michael which big upcoming films are you looking forward to?


Forget it Marwood, he's gone now. It's Empireonlinetown.




Piles -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (6/6/2010 4:56:59 PM)

quote:

Let Me In
quote:

ORIGINAL: Michael Bay

Another one:

Let Me In - Wtf is the point? So idiots who can't be bothered to read can watch it? It was only made last year! It does however, have two of the greatest child actors ever as the leads and Richard Jenkins as the dad, so with a cast like that who knows?


Jean-Pierre Leaud tells you to shut the fuck up!




Shifty Bench -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (6/6/2010 5:25:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rich

Sorry Snake-Eyes but the 80s is long gone


Really?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Darth Silas
Actually,looking at hollywoods output over the last few years,it seems the eighties are very much alive.Die Hard,Rambo,Indiana Jones are all 80s franchises that have made a comeback.We have remakes of eighties horror movies like The Hitcher and Nightmare on Elm street and lets not forget the incoming A-Team adaptation.

80s retro action is all the rage now and is one of the reasons that The Expendables will do well


Exactly. And Rambo (4) did well enough to allow Stallone to get the cash to make the Expendables in the first place.





BOHEMIANBOB -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (7/6/2010 12:23:05 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Michael Bay

The Expendables - all 80's/action fans seem to be going crazy for this, but everything i've seen so far says it's rubbish.
Unfunny dialouge, lack of cheese, too much love bollocks, crap story, lack of OTT, lack of Chuck Norris. It looks like High School Musical 4 what with the central romance and shiny teeth.

A-Team - PG film written all over it. Complete lack of the awesome cheese and OTT of the series, no Mr T, None of the cast seem interested, looks like The Losers 2

Inception - 2012 meets Memento? Yawn. Get back to Batman Nolan, no one cares for your indulgence.

Captain America - Joe Johnston??! They give the most important/iconic/legendary comic book hero to Joe Johnston to adapt?? Did they see his CV? Why not give it to someone who has watched a film before?

Toy Story 3 - saw the trailers/teasers, where was the humour? Why are they ripping off the story from the first film? Why can't Pixar just do something original like the Newt film they scraped or throw Toy $tory 3 in the bin and give us John Carter of Mars now.

Good calls,hopefully with the exception of Inception,2012 meets Momento sounds good(if done properly!).




BOHEMIANBOB -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (7/6/2010 12:23:44 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

Transformers 3. 

That doesn't count.Too easy!




BOHEMIANBOB -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (7/6/2010 12:28:07 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marwood

Just out of interest Michael which big upcoming films are you looking forward to?


Forget it Marwood, he's gone now. It's Empireonlinetown.


[sm=happy07.gif]




Frank Castle -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (7/6/2010 12:28:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Michael Bay

The Expendables - all 80's/action fans seem to be going crazy for this, but everything i've seen so far says it's rubbish.
Unfunny dialouge, lack of cheese, too much love bollocks, crap story, lack of OTT, lack of Chuck Norris. It looks like High School Musical 4 what with the central romance and shiny teeth.

A-Team - PG film written all over it. Complete lack of the awesome cheese and OTT of the series, no Mr T, None of the cast seem interested, looks like The Losers 2

Inception - 2012 meets Memento? Yawn. Get back to Batman Nolan, no one cares for your indulgence.

Captain America - Joe Johnston??! They give the most important/iconic/legendary comic book hero to Joe Johnston to adapt?? Did they see his CV? Why not give it to someone who has watched a film before?

Toy Story 3 - saw the trailers/teasers, where was the humour? Why are they ripping off the story from the first film? Why can't Pixar just do something original like the Newt film they scraped or throw Toy $tory 3 in the bin and give us John Carter of Mars now.


He did the rocketeer so that makes me think captain america will be fine. the thing im worried about is chris evens as capt!




CORLEONE -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (7/6/2010 1:21:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

quote:

ORIGINAL: Marwood

Just out of interest Michael which big upcoming films are you looking forward to?


Forget it Marwood, he's gone now. It's Empireonlinetown.



He got banned? For thinking the Expendables will be shit? Or is there a post deleted where he called someone a twunt?




Deviation -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (7/6/2010 1:25:31 PM)

He was an alias.




tftrman -> RE: Big anticipated films you predict will suck (7/6/2010 3:01:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Deviation

He was an alias.



Shhhh, rules state we can not speak of his existence.

Anyway, that person's assertion that Inception looked like 2012 crossed with Memento is a load of bollocks. 1. It's not a disaster movie and 2. It looks frigging awesome.




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