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Edward Nygma -> Be Serious! (28/12/2009 4:27:13 PM)
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How disappointing... Nine certainly had all the ingredients to make a great musical. Unfortunately the whole thing feels like a pointless mess of a film and suffers from a completely inept first half. The second half is a bit better but after such a clumsy Ouverture it's hard to really get into the film. For a film with the tagline "Be Italian" there really aren't many Italians in sight. And Daniel Day Lewis' Transylvanian accent isn't fooling anybody. As for Nicole Kidman, she just sounds Australian...but it's ok we only see her for like 3 minutes. Kate Hudson and Fergie both play probably the most pointless characters in any film and out of the many songs, only one or two are actually decent, the rest ranges from unbearable to dull. Penelope Cruz is ok although she looks silly in the big musical numbers and it's hard to care about her uninteresting character in the slightest. Actually, it's hard to care about anyone in this film, especially Daniel Day Lewis' Guido. Here's a guy who has everything but still complains endlessly about nothing, when all he had to do was stop thinking with his cock and pull his finger out. Marion Cotilliard is the only one who manages to be convincing in this whole thing and it just feels like she's way too good to be in such a Christmas turkey. You actually empathise with her character and don't cringe in her presence, which is refreshing. Speaking of cringing, Judy Dench and her abysmal "Folies Bergeres" song should be bannished to the depths of Hell. And as Fellini rolls around in his grave with the knowledge that people really don't understand his films, I respectfully disagree with the generous Empire rating.
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