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Empire Admin -> Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (19/5/2008 12:00:50 AM)

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shawshank prisoner -> (19/5/2008 12:00:50 AM)

put the rating up!!




Larry of Arabia -> RE: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (19/5/2008 12:42:31 AM)

Oh Empire. You giveth... and you taketh away.




ukpete -> No balls. (19/5/2008 12:46:56 AM)

In a display of 'sucking up to the man' not previously witnessed since their 5 start review of the joke that was Attack Of The Clones, Empire capitulates, and in the process loses what little integrity it had left.
Another sure fire warning that this is going to be a bad rehash of the best bits of the first three. You may as well watch Radiers: The Adaptation for more originality.




Wilbert -> RE: No balls. (19/5/2008 1:21:20 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ukpete

In a display of 'sucking up to the man' not previously witnessed since their 5 start review of the joke that was Attack Of The Clones, Empire capitulates, and in the process loses what little integrity it had left.
Another sure fire warning that this is going to be a bad rehash of the best bits of the first three. You may as well watch Radiers: The Adaptation for more originality.


Idiot.




samm0r -> :O (19/5/2008 1:43:55 AM)

Curses to you teasing us like this! :D




Uriel Ventris -> (19/5/2008 2:18:06 AM)

Maybe they still need time to take it all in . They might be having a huge debate over 3 or 4 stars. Or maybe they've all gone home smiling at the knowledge that all the nerds & insomniacs keep checking back every half hour or so! Harry Knowles has been getting all emotional & crying tears of joy & trembling! Apparantly! The one star is only cos i have to rate it before i can submit!




jc2012 -> Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Empire Stars! (19/5/2008 3:13:43 AM)

Lets all chillout folks! So far reviews have been very positive, the Empire team grew up with this series just like the rest of us. This time next week we'll ALL KNOW!




IsabelB -> (19/5/2008 7:37:46 AM)

how have you seen this people and why do you hate it. im just giving it 5 stars because, well its Indiana Jones for christs sake!!




IsabelB -> (19/5/2008 7:38:51 AM)

im not stopping till the rating goes up




joolsfinch -> RE: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (19/5/2008 7:39:49 AM)

I THINK EVEYONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN AND REMEMBER THAT THIS FILM IS GOING TO BE BRILLIANT WHATEVER THE REVIEWS SAY. AT THE END OF THE DAY WE SHOULD WAIT AND ALL MAKE OUR OWN MINDS UP!




leebirch -> A TOTAL 3 star FILM review (19/5/2008 7:54:50 AM)

Another online movie magazine has already posted their review and it got 3 stars. See what i did there :)




leebirch -> A TOTAL 3 star FILM review (19/5/2008 7:55:10 AM)

Another online movie magazine has already posted their review and it got 3 stars. See what i did there :)




IMac -> ...remember... (19/5/2008 8:57:21 AM)

...bottomline - its Indiana Jones!!!...

...criticizing the movie does not matter...it's another INDIANA JONES movie!...woohoo!...

...take your time with the review EMPIRE - cos stars don't matter in this case!...




ilikechicken -> aint it cool review (19/5/2008 9:08:53 AM)

aintitcool reviews were good around about the time of episode 1 after the site gained publicity most opinionated halfwits who had nothing better to do than watch bootleg copies of movies started writing reviews. if aintitcool wrote its reviews in paper, the paper qulity would now be that of recycled arse tearing toilet roll and would probably already have been used.




boove -> RE: ...remember... (19/5/2008 9:09:33 AM)

looks like it will be up soon.  the main review page has become empty...




krudler -> RE: aint it cool review (19/5/2008 9:29:59 AM)

think I'll wait to see and judge it myself rather than go on what someone with the ubercool name Shogunmaster thinks of it, being he posted on aintitcool means hes 3 things, 1. american .2 a fat nerd and 3. and lonely virgin serial masterbater, who collects japanese action figures and secretly poses them for his own pleasure in his parents basement




benadabec -> RE: aint it cool review (19/5/2008 9:58:33 AM)

Still waiting.............[:@]




Kilo_T_Mortal -> RE: aint it cool review (19/5/2008 10:13:27 AM)

Best. Thread. Ever.

No actual review and people are already questioning the amount of stars it's been given. Before it's been given any.

quote:


In a display of 'sucking up to the man' not previously witnessed since their 5 start review of the joke that was Attack Of The Clones, Empire capitulates, and in the process loses what little integrity it had left.
Another sure fire warning that this is going to be a bad rehash of the best bits of the first three. You may as well watch Radiers: The Adaptation for more originality.


Best. Quote. Ever. UKpete you are the man.




Wilbert -> RE: ...remember... (19/5/2008 10:15:28 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: IMac

...bottomline - its Indiana Jones!!!...

...criticizing the movie does not matter...it's another INDIANA JONES movie!...woohoo!...

...take your time with the review EMPIRE - cos stars don't matter in this case!...


Just because it's an Indy movie doesn't mean it's above criticism.

I think the movie is critic-proof but that doesn't mean a bad word can't be said about it.

I want it to be great but the reviews so far seem to be saying it's very good rather than great and maybe thats all anyone can expect from a film with so much expectation resting on it.





Heskin Radiophonic -> RE: ...remember... (19/5/2008 10:20:24 AM)

The Times says yea, The Guardian says meh. I'm guessing it's somewhere in between.




DanCurley -> RE: ...remember... (19/5/2008 10:24:45 AM)

Here's my review of it...

"Indy is an old dude this time - 4/5"




Sinatra -> RE: ...remember... (19/5/2008 10:27:34 AM)

4 Stars from Empire... not bad at ll...




shawshank prisoner -> (19/5/2008 10:30:20 AM)

total film gave it three




hatebox -> (19/5/2008 10:34:08 AM)

So, the Dark Knight will be the best massive blockbuster this summer then...




tallaght24 -> So will anybody answer me? (19/5/2008 10:36:36 AM)

Does the film open on the paramount logo fading onto a real mountain?




homersimpson_esq -> RE: RE: (19/5/2008 10:40:22 AM)

Still not working!




boove -> RE: RE: (19/5/2008 10:43:31 AM)

sounds good!  i was surprised it got a 4 star! 

im excited now but im gonna be quite apprehensive so hopefully it will really surprise me [:D]




jcallan -> lol (19/5/2008 10:43:53 AM)

wut




ilikechicken -> not really a review (19/5/2008 10:58:43 AM)

but thank you empire for making me fear the worst all morning then now dashing those fears.....i can relax now




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