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jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 11:15:05 AM)

Granted - but in doing so becomes the gateway to Narnia and Mr Tumnus shits all over the stairs.

I wish i could get paid to play video games for a living.




swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 3:24:26 PM)

Granted, but the only game you can play is the Clash of The Titans movie spin off.

I wish it was later in the afternoon.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 5:14:47 PM)

Granted, it goes full circle and becomes monday morning again.

I wish people wouldnt assume they are above the system and that rules and requirements dont apply to just them.



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 8:12:51 PM)

Granted, they no longer assume it, it just becomes true.

I wish I'd get a reply.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (30/6/2010 9:12:15 AM)

Granted - it's to say you're hated.

I wish the person i needed to speak with today hadn't decided to take the day off.



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (30/6/2010 10:37:15 AM)

Granted, but he still won't speak to you anyway because you are ugly and you smell.

I wish I didn't have hayfever.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/7/2010 9:04:51 AM)

Granted, you have the aids instead.

I wish i didnt have hayfever either.



livewire -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/7/2010 10:42:08 AM)

granted - but you become alergic to air

I wish i had a better memory and could stop forgetting things



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/7/2010 11:39:49 AM)

Granted - you remember EVERYTHING, but's all a little too much for you and you fall into a coma never to awaken and all those memories become trapped forever...

I wish i got paid to stay at home.



steflon -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (12/7/2010 2:25:21 PM)

Granted, but your not allowed to leave your house and the cash in hand nature of the payments means you are unable to pay your bills then your electricity gets cut off and you have no access to the internet or your phone so your unable to buy stuff and end up eating your money to survive!

i wish i could fly





jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (12/7/2010 2:47:43 PM)

Granted, but you get sucked into the engines of a passing jet.

I wish my little boy's teeth would come through soon for him


(cheers for bumping this dude!)



Gimli The Dwarf -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (17/7/2010 2:23:55 AM)

Granted, but he then spends all his waking hours biting you.


I wish the weather would change for the better




livewire -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (19/7/2010 11:05:50 AM)

Granted, but you get sent to work in antartic on your own

I wish i had a burger right now.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (26/7/2010 11:46:19 AM)

Granted, but instead of meat it's shit.

I wish people would cease calling and stop moaning



livewire -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (26/7/2010 12:05:28 PM)

granted, they call round to your house instead and give off to you at your front door

I wish i could get more sleep.



steflon -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (26/7/2010 2:42:21 PM)

granted, but your plagued with horrific nightmares, resulting in you not wanting to sleep

i wish a decent camera an sound equip so's i can make a movie



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (16/8/2010 2:17:19 PM)

Granted, but your movie gets banned on grounds of gross indecency.

I wish it was my birthday



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (13/9/2010 4:44:40 PM)

I wish people would stop moaning, claiming to be the only ill person in the World....



steflon -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (14/9/2010 12:18:26 AM)

Granted, but now the entire world is constantly ill so no one can claim to be the only ill one!

I wish Zooey Deschanel would give me a hug



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (14/9/2010 7:52:22 PM)

Granted, but it's Zooey Daschanel the angry grizzly bear...

I wish i owned Go Go Gadget Skates on my shoes



Evil_Bob -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (5/4/2012 4:12:17 AM)

Granted but you slipped and broke your coccyx

I wish I could find a place to live



Wyvenetta -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (5/4/2012 3:09:24 PM)

Granted, but the house was built of sugar cubes and melted in the rain.




I wish I could win the lottery.



st3veebee -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (5/4/2012 3:24:00 PM)

Granted, but you get hit by a car before cashing in and then make a list of past wrongdoings and spend the rest of your life going back and trying to make amends for each problems you have caused other people.


I wish my little finger was made out of regenerating chocolate.



darthbane -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (5/4/2012 5:33:40 PM)

Granted but you are now lactose intolerant

I wish that my girlfriend and I could have a place of our own



siegfried -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/4/2012 12:29:18 AM)

Granted, but you'll have to spend your entire joint savings in order to make the place even vaguely livable.


Wish that I could write, direct and star in the most successful film of all time.



Evil_Bob -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/4/2012 2:42:46 AM)

Granted. You made Avatar.

I wish I could get the noodle place in the centre of town to deliver out to me.



siegfried -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/4/2012 4:57:23 AM)

Granted, but they'll slap on a 200% delivery charge.


Wish I could have a job which required me to work only two days per week at 10 times the wage I'm earning now.



Evil_Bob -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/4/2012 5:31:19 AM)

Granted. You have a long life as a prostitute.

I wish that I could acclimatise to this heat



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