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jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 11:24:36 AM)

Granted - but you're not part of the plan.....

I wish people would listen



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 11:30:03 AM)

Granted, but you have nothing of interest to say.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 11:30:57 AM)

Granted, you're full of energy and dance everywhere today.....even into the path of a bus.

I wish i could eat that Nutra-Grain bar staring at me on my desk



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 11:33:42 AM)

Granted, but it remains a tasteless bar of cardboard.

I wish Jinks would grant all my previous wishes without corrupting them.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 11:38:18 AM)

Granted, he grants them all but he gets them too but twice as better!!!!

I wish hometime would be in the next minute



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 11:41:45 AM)

Granted, but I'm at your house. [:D]

I wish I could get a cheque for £1000 sent through the post today.



livewire -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 11:46:31 AM)

Granted But you also get a bill for £1001 from the Inland Revenue

I wish i could design and build toys for a living



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 12:01:04 PM)

Granted, but you feature on Watchdog every week for making dangerous toys with sharp edges and pully outty eyes.

I wish Lucozade Cherry was on tap



dark crystal -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 12:40:41 PM)

Granted, but it rots everyone's teeth and makes millionares out of dentists everywhere. Sadly, you can't afford the dental fees so have to spend your life looking like a Jeremy Kyle guest.



I wish i had a job where I was paid footballers wages.






jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 12:49:46 PM)

Granted - sunday league footballers wages and they don't get paid...

I wish it was lunchtime already




swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 3:51:47 PM)

Granted but you choke on a sneakily placed cardamom pod, snuck into your sandwich by the cardamom goblins, who roam the world, looking for sandwiches into which they can sneak cardamom pods. It's a futile existence, but a fun one.

I wish this plan will work.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (25/6/2010 3:58:02 PM)

Granted - it does, just a little too well and then one day when you form another plan a jealous rival kills you.

I wish time would speed up



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (26/6/2010 12:20:32 PM)

Granted, you die tomorrow.

I wish I could pick up some sort of hint as to what she is thinking.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (28/6/2010 9:09:50 AM)

Granted, she's thinking she's wants a ham sandwich.

I wish they decided to give us the day off today



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (28/6/2010 10:30:09 AM)

Granted, but you are also fired.

I wish the grass mowed itself.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (28/6/2010 1:31:10 PM)

Granted, but it decides to mow itself whilst you're out sunbathing. It gets VERY messy

I wiash they sold Cherry Coke in Ireland



livewire -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (28/6/2010 1:51:32 PM)

granted but you are exiled from the country for public nudity to a country where it's not sold.

I wish i didn't have heartburn / indigestion



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (28/6/2010 2:17:25 PM)

granted, you have AIDS

I wish people would vote for the Fall in Hall of Fame.



steflon -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (28/6/2010 3:13:18 PM)

Granted, the Hall of Fame has now fallen into oblivion

.....i wish i could drive



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (28/6/2010 3:14:16 PM)

Granted, but you crash and die in a fireball.

I wish they did a special offer on sandwiches in the canteen if you want more than 2



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 1:18:34 AM)

Granted - but you have no money to make use of this fortuitous offer. The only thing you can afford is cardamom pods.

I wish.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 8:59:13 AM)

Granted, you do. But you dont know what for, making your wish null and void.

I wish i owned a video game shop



swordsandsandals -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 10:13:34 AM)

Granted but in the first day of sales you get held up in an armed robbery and shot.

I wish for something big to happen today.



damo1104 -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 10:48:23 AM)

Granted... You spend the day dancing round toyshops on floor pianos playing chopsticks then get arrested for hanging around childrens areas way too much and are put on the "Register" for they types...


I wish I never had to take me van back over the yard for work now!



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 10:51:38 AM)

Granted, they give you a child's trike as a replacement.

I wish i was back doing my old job



dark crystal -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 10:55:37 AM)

Granted, but you also get a new boss, who hates you and ends up firing you after a week.


I wish it was Friday already



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 10:58:10 AM)

Granted, it's Friday the 13th - you get killed by a nutter in a hockey mask.

I wish the coffee here was to the same standard as the gourmet stuff i have at home.



dark crystal -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 11:03:26 AM)

Granted, but it's so good, you wind up getting addicted and drop dead from a caffeine induced heart attack.


I wish my cat would stop miaowing whilst the baby is asleep.



jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 11:04:29 AM)

Granted, he takes to singing show tunes instead.

I wish my singing cat would bring in a nice income, allowing me to retire early!!



dark crystal -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (29/6/2010 11:09:16 AM)

Granted, but he becomes way to big for his boots and demands an agent who then fleeces you both for every penny, leaving you homeless, destitute and reliant on the kindness of strangers to leave you out scraps of food and saucers of milk.


I wish the airing cupboard would tidy itself.



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