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hanswurst -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (30/1/2008 9:55:38 PM)

Granted but you shall have uncurable diarhea henceforth...

I wish I had a big plate of strawberries.




Mercurious -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (31/1/2008 12:13:13 PM)

Granted. But they are individually shrink wrapped.

I wish for some post-its.




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (31/1/2008 2:56:30 PM)

Granted, but every single Post-It note says "Die Mercurious Die!!!!!" Not very good is it?

I wish for some decent coffee.





Mercurious -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (31/1/2008 3:11:59 PM)

ahhh, Granted - BUT, each sip of decent coffee is accompanied by a very bad muffin. I mean it is dry and tasteless and insults your taste in shoes! it also sticks in the roof of your mouth....

I wish the rain would stop.




Beno -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (31/1/2008 3:31:30 PM)

Granted .. but it will start again ...sorry!

I wish i could find a Woman with as diirty a mind as mine .




hanswurst -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (31/1/2008 3:34:17 PM)

Granted, but she will have no interest in you whatsoever.

I wish I would pass my comming up exams with good marks.




Mercurious -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (31/1/2008 4:21:30 PM)

yes granted - But you will be beaten in the job market by those with McDiplomas.

I wish i didn't sneeze




Beno -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (31/1/2008 4:27:12 PM)

Granted ... but your nose will run forever like a tap .

I wish i could reap the wild wind .




Mercurious -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (31/1/2008 4:29:40 PM)

Granted, but proverbally you reap what you sow, so the wild wind will be really wild and sleep with your spouse and parental figures... at the same time.

I wish I would not encounter problems at work.




Beno -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/2/2008 11:57:04 AM)

Granted , but you will have problems getting to work and getting home from work .

I wish my bubble would burst .




Mercurious -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/2/2008 12:14:11 PM)

granted... but you'd get wet from standing underneath it.

I wish I could decide more.




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/2/2008 3:10:01 PM)

Granted, but in doing so your head explodes from the pressure.
I wish this keyboard worked better.




bobatim -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/2/2008 3:13:20 PM)

Granted but your monitor breaks instead

I wish my bro would hurry up and get here so we can go see Cloverfield




Mercurious -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/2/2008 3:15:25 PM)

granted... but he wont really be your brother and screams like a body snatcher.

I wish I hadnt eaten that waffle.




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/2/2008 3:18:45 PM)

Granted, you ate what i flushed away this morning. Bet you wish you enjoyed that waffle more eh? [:D]
I wish i knew what to DL next.




bobatim -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (1/2/2008 3:23:49 PM)

Granted but then you get banned from doing so.

I wish it was warmer




WilliamMunny -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (4/2/2008 1:51:31 PM)

Granted. Global warming causes the temperature of the earth to increase by 400 degrees, wiping out all life on the planet[sm=34.gif]

I wish that i only had to work 2 days a week.




Beno -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (4/2/2008 2:05:08 PM)

Granted... but you only get 2 days wages

I wish i were invisible .




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (4/2/2008 2:10:36 PM)

Granted, but you get hit by a truck crossing the road and die.

I wish people would stop calling.




Jessica_ca_ca_ca -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (4/2/2008 2:32:50 PM)

Granted, each person visits you instead.

I wish it was warmer.




Mercurious -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (4/2/2008 2:42:52 PM)

Granted - but you'll have a cold, cold heart.

I wish i had some tea

(incidently Beno, i had a really bad commute this morning i blame your corruption) 




Jessica_ca_ca_ca -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/2/2008 10:08:50 AM)

Granted, but it's a cold tea and resembles dishwater.

I wish he would just shut the hell up.




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/2/2008 12:00:55 PM)

Granted, but he keeps waving instead and tap dances LOUDLY.

I wish i didnt break my specs this morning




Jessica_ca_ca_ca -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/2/2008 1:51:24 PM)

Granted, you broke both your legs instead.

I wish I had half day today.




emogeek -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/2/2008 1:57:49 PM)

Granted.  But it was the first half of the day, so you're back in work now anyway.

I wish someone would get me a cuppa.




Jessica_ca_ca_ca -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/2/2008 2:12:34 PM)

Granted, but the office boy pees in it 'cause he doesn't like your hair.

I wish I was on holiday.




emogeek -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/2/2008 2:14:13 PM)

Granted.  But thinking it was a beach resort, you booked yourself three weeks in Guantanamo Bay.

I wish people liked my hair




Mercurious -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/2/2008 2:17:02 PM)

Granted, but your personality gets the strangest looks.

I wish I got some fruit today




emogeek -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/2/2008 2:19:32 PM)

Granted.  But the "fruit" in question is Dale Winton

I wish my job was more stimulating




Jessica_ca_ca_ca -> RE: Corrupted Wish game - the next generation. (6/2/2008 2:20:51 PM)

Granted, it's so stimulating you walk around with a permanent hard-on. You get fired for inappropriate behaviour.

I wish I had something to do.




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