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jinks -> Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (30/9/2005 1:41:43 PM)

Seeing as this thread was such good fun on the old site, i felt it must be included here.

So here goes:

I wish i had a lovely piece of gooey chocolate cake




zuccicelia -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (2/1/2006 4:55:15 PM)

Granted but hey its the New Year so now you have to work every single day to make up for that one day you didnt went to work.

I wish it would snow.




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (3/1/2006 11:48:28 AM)

Granted, but it doesnt stop snowing and within a few days we bear the brunt of a new ice age! And all because you wanted snow!

I wish i no longer felt any pain




zuccicelia -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (3/1/2006 4:32:09 PM)

granted, but you burn youre hands so you cant use them any more.

I wish it wasnt so cold!




8Missy8 -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 9:46:05 AM)

Granted, but you become so boiling hot that you can't breathe and you dehydrate.

i wish i was a famous actress




Magenta -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 10:02:19 AM)

Granted, but you become so famous that you can't even step out the door anymore without getting mobbed so you have to spend the rest of your days locked in the understairs cupboard.

I wish I was mrs.colin farrell




8Missy8 -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 10:06:02 AM)

Granted, but you end  up getting married to the wrong colin farrell and this one is a murdering maniac. Eek !

I wish I had a magic purse with never ending supply of money.





Rebel scum -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 1:22:01 PM)

Granted, but the purse has a Nazi symbol on it and you are beaten to death by the makers of The Producers.

I wish I had an XBox 360




8Missy8 -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 4:04:30 PM)

Granted, but you can only play games with fluffy the bunny as the main character.

I wish I had the ability to become invisible




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 4:20:52 PM)

Granted, but you get hit by a car trying to cross the road as the driver cannot see you.

I wish my wisdom tooth wasnt giving me gip




8Missy8 -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 4:24:03 PM)

Granted, you now can't feel pain in your gum but your wisdom tooth grows more and more until your jaw gets pushed out of shape.

I wish I was an olympic runner




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 4:31:58 PM)

Granted, but you fail the random drugs test and are branded a cheat.

I wish i had a lovely piece of gooey chocolate cake




8Missy8 -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 4:42:45 PM)

Granted, but the chocolate cake is cursed and it ends up eating you.

I wish I a good singer.




zuccicelia -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (4/1/2006 4:45:26 PM)

Ofcourse you a good singer, but hey, nobody knows what it means!

I wish I had a wisdom tooth again!




Rebel scum -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (5/1/2006 11:09:41 AM)

Granted, but you bite your tongue with it and choke on the blood.

I wish I was not at school.




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (5/1/2006 4:04:45 PM)

Granted, it's because you're in prison.

I wish my wisdom tooth would fall out on its own!




Keyser_Sose666 -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (5/1/2006 4:23:17 PM)

Granted - But So Do All Your Other Teeth.

I Wish Accordions Weren't So Bloody Expensive!




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (6/1/2006 10:52:36 AM)

Granted, but no-one comes to listen to you play.

I wish Fridays were part of the weekend




zuccicelia -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (6/1/2006 12:44:03 PM)

Granted, but now the weeks need another day so now the weeks last 8 days, the new day coming right behind tuesday. This new day is called doomsday, and, well the name says it all, its a very ugly day. On wich people named jinks are not allowed to do anything but eat peas and watch reruns of saved by the bell; the new generation all day long!

I wish I had more money!




Rebel scum -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (6/1/2006 12:48:36 PM)

Granted, but the shops shut and never reopen.

I wish I had a fit girlfriend.




crayon -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (9/1/2006 3:43:03 AM)

Granted, but all it means is that she spends her time in the gym and you never ever see her.

I wish I didn't still have a cold.




Rebel scum -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (9/1/2006 11:10:35 AM)

Granted, you've got cancer instead.
I wish I had a TARDIS.




deadman -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (9/1/2006 11:41:55 AM)

Granted, it's microscopic.

I wish the holidays had lasted longer.




Rebel scum -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (9/1/2006 1:07:01 PM)

Granted, but you still have to go back to work while everyone else parties.
I wish I could stop time.




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (9/1/2006 2:00:23 PM)

Granted but it only happens mid-shit and you spend the rest of time curling out a massive poo.

I wish i knew which film to rent





deadman -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (9/1/2006 4:50:22 PM)

Granted, but you can't actually rent it.

I wish everything was cheaper.




Rebel scum -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (10/1/2006 11:09:32 AM)

Granted, but you have no money.
I wish turkeys could fly.




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (10/1/2006 11:25:44 AM)

Granted, but whilst they fly above you, they decide to poop on you. ALL day long.

I wish i had more work




natalieholt1982 -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (10/1/2006 3:44:27 PM)

Granted, but you end up dying from the stress of it all

I wish for world peace, and that includes aliens




jinks -> RE: Corrupted Wish Game - The Return (10/1/2006 3:53:48 PM)

Granted, the aliens and the humans live in perfect harmony, but that is until the Giant Ants arrive!!!!

I wish i wasnt so bored!




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