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The Weirdest Movie Merchandise Of 2013
The strangest tie-ins seen this year

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Now, for everything else from everywhere else. Though there’s no such thing as a wheel in their prehistoric world, you can get a Croods-branded skateboard with light-up roundy-thing-ya-ma-call-its.

Croods-branded skateboard

This Oz: The Great And Powerful ring is neither ($5.98)...

Oz: The Great And Powerful ring

...(or spellbinding, for that matter) while the price of this pair of official Great Gatsby cufflinks from Tiffany’s ($350)...

The Great Gatsby cufflinks

...might send you into a rage worthy of this Wolverine ‘Berserker Burger’.

Wolverine Berserker Burger

Or, if you’re not that easily angered, a Hobbit-themed “Bard’s Pumpkin Pie Milkshake” from Denny’s. Behold the riches of Smaug's lair!

Denny's Hobbit meal

Giving Tiffany’s a run for its money are these After Earth Headphones that seem in no way related to the film ($259).

After Earth headphones

You can also get proper After Earth camping equipment, which seems, at best, to be very optimistic indeed from the marketeers.

After Earth Camping Equipment

But if you thought these were all bad, you ain’t seen nothing yet, for One Direction know exactly what they’re doing in this department. Marvel, then, at these documentary tie-in 1D pieces, which includes a special toothpaste – of course. Top tip: be sure to only brush in, you guessed it, one direction.

One Direction Toothpate

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I was in the States just before the first Hobbit came out and spent more time in Denny's eating from their separate Hobbit menu than I probably should have. I did acquire a taste for Pumpkin pie though, so every cloud. More

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