Now, for everything else from everywhere else. Though there’s no such thing as a wheel in their prehistoric world, you can get a Croods-branded skateboard with light-up roundy-thing-ya-ma-call-its.
This Oz: The Great And Powerful ring is neither ($5.98)...
...(or spellbinding, for that matter) while the price of this pair of official Great Gatsby cufflinks from Tiffany’s ($350)...
...might send you into a rage worthy of this Wolverine ‘Berserker Burger’.
Or, if you’re not that easily angered, a Hobbit-themed “Bard’s Pumpkin Pie Milkshake” from Denny’s. Behold the riches of Smaug's lair!
Giving Tiffany’s a run for its money are these After Earth Headphones that seem in no way related to the film ($259).
You can also get proper After Earth camping equipment, which seems, at best, to be very optimistic indeed from the marketeers.
But if you thought these were all bad, you ain’t seen nothing yet, for One Direction know exactly what they’re doing in this department. Marvel, then, at these documentary tie-in 1D pieces, which includes a special toothpaste – of course. Top tip: be sure to only brush in, you guessed it, one direction.