THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE
Both the books and the films eschew materialism, vanity and anything that doesn’t involve survival, but that hasn't stopped anyone from making Barbie tie-ins for four of the lead characters. Effie Trinket makes sense, but Katniss?
Still, at $23.59 a piece, they are yours for the buying. CoverGirl’s make-up range also manages to totally not get the point, offering Disctrict-by-District sets for the poor and impoverished masses. In the flat-out weird category, there’s this lightbulb ($7.98)
...and a jacket that looks like a fancy bin liner.
Once you’ve bought all this, be sure to eat some of Subway’s “fiery” sandwiches...
...and start dreaming of what a Hunger Games amusement park might consist of. Kerching Fire, indeed.