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The Common Cold

Monsters: Martians
Movie: War Of The Worlds (2005)

You know how it is: you want to go on holiday, get some sun, colonise a planet and vaporise the locals. But first you get your jabs, right? Not if you’re a Martian. Oh no. Those Martians are too busy smugly perfecting their tripod technology, polishing their death rays and hiding underground to remember to pack Lemsip or visit the travel clinic. Consequently, they all get the sniffles and die. Minds immeasurably superior to ours? Pah. At least we have hankies.

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