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The Top 10 Ridiculous Movie Face-Off Titles
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Wrestling Women Vs. The Aztec Mummy (1964)
This Mexican mini-classic (originally Las Luchadoras Contra La Momia) is officially a sequel to Doctor Of Doom (aka Las Luchadoras Contra El Médico Asesino, or Rock 'N' Roll Wrestling Women Vs. The Aztec Ape), in which Latino lady wrestlers Gloria Venus (Lorena Velázquez) and Golden Rubi (Elizabeth Campbell) mixed it with a mad scientist and his evil gorilla. The Aztec Mummy had his own series on the go - and had a warm-up bout in Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy - but nothing could have prepared the bandaged bastard for the can of ass-whup unleashed on his rubbery head by the ladies in leotards who tag-teamed him to oblivion with their bodyslams and pin-down holds. Las Luchadoras returned after this victory for bouts with the She-Wolves Of The Ring and the Panther Women, and retired undefeated - though Doctor Of Doom was later remade in 1969 as Night Of The Bloody Apes.

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1 RE: Top 10 Ridiculous Movie Face-Off Titles
Posted on Wednesday September 23, 2009, 09:59 by Hymers2k9
the mega shark vs giant octopus is still legendary, i piss myself everytime i see it! x Read More

2 RE: Top 10 Ridiculous Movie Face-Off Titles
Posted on Wednesday August 12, 2009, 17:15 by bendoofus
us, I don't know who you're accusing, but if anybody copied anyone else, it was TF in this case, since this appeared in print in Empire's August issue (at the end of June). f that's the case then why remove my post? What are you hiding?? Read More

3 King Kong Vs Godzilla
Posted on Wednesday August 12, 2009, 16:04 by Jo Wareham
Is it me or does Godzilla look like he's shooting something from his eyes into Kong's "happy place"? If it is me I apologise and have too much time on my hands Read More

4 RE: Alien Vs Predator
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 22:18 by Padman_UK
I'm not sure that's right... didn't that monster look like an elephant? I always thought the first connection was the alien skull in the "trophy cabinet" in the Predator ship (Predator II) Read More

5 RE: What a coincidence!
Posted on Saturday August 8, 2009, 18:41 by Padman_UK
Bendoofus, I don't know who you're accusing, but if anybody copied anyone else, it was TF in this case, since this appeared in print in Empire's August issue (at the end of June). Read More

6 RE:
Posted on Tuesday August 4, 2009, 21:24 by Padman_UK
Haha, Shaunoc, you're joking, right? Or you've never bought a copy of Empire and noticed Kim Newman's Video Dungeon. Kim Newman is this chap, you might have also seen him on tele: http://www.tabula-rasa.info/HorrorImages/KimNewman.jpg Read More

Kim Newman
explains his choices...

Let's make one thing clear from the outset - we're not talking Top Ten films here, we're talking Top Ten titles. The whole point of a 'Vs.' title - or its more sedate silent twin, the 'Meets' title - is to make you think you need to drop whatever you're doing and immediately see a movie to settle the eternal questions raised by titles like Freddy Vs. Jason, Zombies Vs. Vampires, Latins Vs. Asians (a rare case of a porn film that is less offensive than it sounds), The People Vs. Larry Flynt, or Romeo & Juliet Vs. The Living Dead.

It's probably the most primal, most visceral come-on a film can offer, sometimes extending beyond the title to the actors' billing, as in 'Bruce Campbell Vs. Army Of Darkness' or the unforgettable 'Terry-Thomas Vs. Leslie Phillips in Spanish Fly!' Vs. - or Versus, or V. - titles don't even promise a story, just a punch-up. In the annals of sport, you get Ali Vs. Frazier and Rangers Vs. Celtic, while history offers us Christians Vs. Lions or Allies Vs. Axis. The implicit promise is, of course, There Will Be Blood.

It's a favourite pub game that can easily be extended to a movie-pitch meeting - you know you'd queue up for Superman Vs. Spider-Man, Daleks Vs. Vulcans, SAS Vs. Green Berets, Michael Clayton Vs. Erin Brockovich or WALL-E Vs. Terminator. The quality of the film is almost beside the point, since this list is all about the anticipation raised by the title and the poster.

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This top ten first appeared in Empire Magazine Issue 242.


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