Empire's New And Improved Collection Of Badly Photoshopped Movie Posters
One-sheets that aren’t worth the paper they were printed on…
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Death At A Funeral (2010)Stars butchered: Zoe Saldana, James Marsden, Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson, Tracy Morgan, Peter Dinklage. What went wrong where: In and of itself, this is a perfectly decent poster. All the big names are in there, Luke Wilson only looks slightly sedated, Zoe Saldana only a little bit like she’s stepped out of pantomime school, and even the lily in Peter Dinklage’s hand looks okay. Except there’s one super-blunder that ruins it all. Where’s James Marsden’s nipple? Ah. Not so good. Once you see it, it’s all you can look at. Sorry about that. Did they fix it: Yes they did, and it doesn’t look too shabby. Marsden’s evil nipple is hidden by Chris Rock’s arm, thank goodness.
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The You can count on me cover that I was always familiar with was this one
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203230/
Far better than the one you claimed was an improvement (which isn't) More
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Posted by Evil_Bob on Saturday October 22, 2011, 11:31 |
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| 2 | glad not all posters were perfect |
what if every movie would get the Olly Moss treatment, i prefer too read "the book by it's cover" sometimes More
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Posted by JosteinAsk on Monday June 13, 2011, 23:24 |
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The cover for Henry's Crime on DVD is awful, I'm not sure if looking at it online truly does it justice but here it is on amazon: http://amzn.to/mK5no4 when it's in your hand the colours are all over the place (especially Keanu) and there's just no WAY all 3 of the cast were together for that shot. Awful, just awful. More
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Posted by bburdett on Monday June 13, 2011, 11:43 |
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| 4 | The King's Speech |
I thought the worst part was the tagline More
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Posted by absolute_im_fan on Sunday June 12, 2011, 07:44 |
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| 5 | The Expendables |
The fixed version of the poster does look really good More
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Posted by Confusedj on Saturday June 11, 2011, 12:19 |
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| 6 | Everybody’s Fine (Except the camera) |
If you tilt a digital camera, the picture does not tilt with the camera. It stays paraller to the horizon. Unless DeNiro already took the photo and then tilted the camera on a flash of a second. Cause everybody seems to be in the excat same position in both of them. More
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Posted by Arnold81 on Friday June 10, 2011, 18:04 |
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...in come cases. (I have a 'come case' at home... it's basically a sock...) More
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Posted by hooflethroid on Thursday June 9, 2011, 18:44 |
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I wouldn't be too hard on the Takers poster, the whole cast probably couldn't get day release when the group shot was scheduled. More
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Posted by digvoldon on Thursday November 4, 2010, 13:21 |
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| 9 | RE: Meet the Parents anyone?! |
there's nothing wrong with the snakes on a plane poster More
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Posted by jenzie on Sunday October 3, 2010, 00:46 |
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I remember the VHS cover on Titanic always use to freak me out. Kate Winslets Neck was just too weird and at a wrong angle and the way Leo was hugging her just bugged me.
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Posted by lankeymarlon on Friday October 1, 2010, 13:31 |
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I've just spent a good fifteen minutes going through these on my lunch break, chuckling quietly to myself in the hope that no one saw. I don't think I succeeded - thanks Empire. More
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Posted by MrsG on Friday October 1, 2010, 12:54 |
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