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Empire's New And Improved Collection Of Badly Photoshopped Movie Posters
One-sheets that aren’t worth the paper they were printed on…

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Empire's New And Improved Collection Of Badly Photoshopped Movie Posters | Salvation Boulevard (2011)
Salvation Boulevard (2011)

Stars butchered: Pierce Brosnan, Greg Kinnear, Jennifer Connelly.

What went wrong where: So you’ve made a movie starring Pierce Brosnan, Jennifer Connelly, Marisa Tomei, Ed Harris, and Greg Kinnear, and you want to publicise this star-studded indie as best as possible. Naturally, you release this as your first poster.

A couple of questions, though. Why have you picked a picture of Jennifer Connelly – a woman universally regarded to be one of the goshdarn prettiest in the world – where she’s squinting? And why is James Bond lit from a totally different angle to anyone else? And just how did Greg’s arm twist that badly into that bible? And, um, why is it so bad, generally? For a film with such potential, it just looks so cheap…

Did they fix it? No, this the only poster released so far.
 

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The You can count on me cover that I was always familiar with was this one http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203230/ Far better than the one you claimed was an improvement (which isn't) More

Posted by Evil_Bob on Saturday October 22, 2011, 11:31

2 glad not all posters were perfect
what if every movie would get the Olly Moss treatment, i prefer too read "the book by it's cover" sometimes More

Posted by JosteinAsk on Monday June 13, 2011, 23:24

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The cover for Henry's Crime on DVD is awful, I'm not sure if looking at it online truly does it justice but here it is on amazon: http://amzn.to/mK5no4 when it's in your hand the colours are all over the place (especially Keanu) and there's just no WAY all 3 of the cast were together for that shot. Awful, just awful. More

Posted by bburdett on Monday June 13, 2011, 11:43

4 The King's Speech
I thought the worst part was the tagline More

Posted by absolute_im_fan on Sunday June 12, 2011, 07:44

5 The Expendables
The fixed version of the poster does look really good More

Posted by Confusedj on Saturday June 11, 2011, 12:19

6 Everybody’s Fine (Except the camera)
If you tilt a digital camera, the picture does not tilt with the camera. It stays paraller to the horizon. Unless DeNiro already took the photo and then tilted the camera on a flash of a second. Cause everybody seems to be in the excat same position in both of them. More

Posted by Arnold81 on Friday June 10, 2011, 18:04

7 Several times...
...in come cases. (I have a 'come case' at home... it's basically a sock...) More

Posted by hooflethroid on Thursday June 9, 2011, 18:44

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I wouldn't be too hard on the Takers poster, the whole cast probably couldn't get day release when the group shot was scheduled. More

Posted by digvoldon on Thursday November 4, 2010, 13:21

9 RE: Meet the Parents anyone?!
there's nothing wrong with the snakes on a plane poster More

Posted by jenzie on Sunday October 3, 2010, 00:46

10 RE: RE;
I remember the VHS cover on Titanic always use to freak me out. Kate Winslets Neck was just too weird and at a wrong angle and the way Leo was hugging her just bugged me. More

Posted by lankeymarlon on Friday October 1, 2010, 13:31

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I've just spent a good fifteen minutes going through these on my lunch break, chuckling quietly to myself in the hope that no one saw. I don't think I succeeded - thanks Empire. More

Posted by MrsG on Friday October 1, 2010, 12:54

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