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Star Trek In-Jokes
All the Trekker references in JJ Abrams' franchise reboot.

JJ Abrams' reinvention of Star Trek manages the difficult trick of keeping the existing fans happy while also thrilling the die-hards. Part of the reason he's so successful is his use of in-jokes: they keep the Trekkers entertained but don't slow down the action for everyone else. So here are a few that we picked up on: did you spot them?

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1. "Tiberius? That's the worst!"
Now we know the origin of James T. Kirk's distinctive middle name - it's that of his paternal grandfather. Had the fans ever been in doubt about the identity of the baby just born, this exclamation by his father, Gordon Kirk, put it to rest.

2. Spock's Ma
Amanda Grayson, Spock's mother, was a human schoolteacher who met and married his father Sarek when the latter was Vulcan ambassador to Earth. She previously appeared in the original series, animated spin-off and Star Treks IV and V, and is now played by Winona Ryder.

3. Uhura's Name
Kirk asks Uhura repeatedly what her first name is, but she consistently refuses to tell him. We learn later in the film that it is, in fact, Nyota, which means "star" in Swahili. Uhura's first name was never mentioned during the run of the show; it was proposed by Star Trek novelist William Rotsler years later, and agreed by both Roddenberry and Nichols.

4. Slusho
This isn't a Star Trek in-joke so much as a JJ Abrams in-joke: both Alias and Cloverfield, which he produced, contained references to slushy drink Slusho. And here it is on the menu in a Star Trek cantina bar (along with Saurian brandy, another old Star Trek prop). Look out too for a huge ad on the side of a building for the Tagruato Corporation, another Abrams gag, and Alias' Greg Grunberg's voice as Kirk's stepfather.

5. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
Leonard's always been known as 'Bones' in the show, which was generally accepted to be an abbreviation of 'sawbones', the old slang term for a doctor. But here he tells Kirk on their first meeting that, following a bitter divorce, he's been left with "nothin' but ma bones" - and that's presumably the origin of the moniker.

6. Orion Slave Girl
It's a standing Star Trek joke that Captain Kirk always wooed and won a succession of ladies distinguishable only by their skin colour. One of the most famous varieties are the Orion "slave girls" or (even less PC) "animal women", famed for their irresistible pheromones and appetites. In a later PC-revision, they later turned out to be their own slavers, so that's OK then. In this movie, Kirk beds one (Rachel Nichols) who's a fellow Starfleet cadet.

7. Captain Pike
Star Trek pilot 'The Cage' did not feature Shatner, using Jeffrey Hunter as Captain Christopher Pike, immortalised in Trek lore as Kirk's predecessor aboard the Enterprise - so it's a neat twist here to have Bruce Greenwood appear in the role, as a mentor to Kirk. As a further nod, note that when Pike sits down in the iconic captain's chair he gets the same key light across the eyes that Kirk always did.

8. Vulcan Science Academy
We learned, in the original series episode Journey To Babel, that Spock turned down a place at the Vulcan Science Academy in favour of joining Starfleet against the wishes of his father, producing an estrangement between them. And look! Here it is. Apparently he's the only person ever to turn down this prestigious place.

9. Kobayashi Maru Test
Even non-Trekkers may remember the barnstorming opening of The Wrath Of Khan, wherein the Enterprise, captained by an unfamiliar Vulcan woman, was apparently destroyed by Klingons. It was later revealed to be a deliberately no-win training scenario - and Kirk was revealed to be the only cadet ever to have beaten it, by cheating. And now we see what he did�

10. Green-blooded Bastard
This is kinda subtle: freshly reprimanded by Commander Spock, Kirk mutteringly calls him a "green-blooded bastard", only for a grinning McCoy to counter "I kinda like him." It's a neat reversal of the traditional Spock-Kirk-McCoy relationship, with McCoy defending Spock against Kirk instead of Kirk defending him from McCoy.

11. The Man In The Red Suit
It's a truth universally acknowledged: if you want to survive Star Trek, don't a)call yourself Tasha Yar; b) wear a red shirt unless you're Scotty. Unfortunately for him, Chief Engineer Olsen wasn't informed, heading off on an away mission with Kirk and Sulu while wearing the fatal hue. And promptly buys the farm.

12. Sulu Can Fence
The original series never gave much clue to Hikaru Sulu's off-duty interests, but we do know that he liked fencing. Famously, the original series episode The Naked Time saw him under the grip of the "Psi 2000" virus, which led him to think he was D'Artagnan and chase crewmembers around the ship armed with a foil. When asked what hand-to-hand combat experience he claims here, it's fencing that he admits to.

13. Uhura And Spock, Up A Tree...
This was hinted at early on in the original series, before TV network executives realised that there was an interracial romance happening under their noses and put a stop to it - and now it's restored to the film. Of course, the series famously showed US TV's first inter-racial kiss (in a scripted show) in the episode Plato's Stepchildren, but Uhura and Kirk there were under alien mind-control so it doesn't really count.

14. Set Phasers To Stun
Another iconic line, this time spoken by Spock as a mutinous Kirk returns to the bridge of the Enterprise. Note the nifty flicking caps to the phasers in this film, which you can see best during the firefight aboard Nero's ship. And beware: they could be closer to reality than you might think.

15. The Trouble With Tribbles
One of the funniest episodes of the original series featured these rapidly multiplying furballs, which might be cute but which quickly threatened the Enterprise through sheer numbers. Still, in small portions they make good pets - which is why Scotty keeps one on his desk in his exile on Delta Vega.

16. "Admiral Archer's beagle"
Apparently Scotty was exiled to his Hoth-like planet because of a transporter experiment he did on "Admiral Archer's beagle", leaving it trapped in subspace. This is a double joke: not only does it sneakily refer to Scott Bakula's Captain Archer from the series Enterprise and his dog Porthos, but is also set to please the many fans who hated the adorable beagle.

17. Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor!
McCoy's obviously proud of his medical degree, as he is extremely fond of reminding people that his is a doctor as opposed to, for example, a moon shuttle conductor, bricklayer, psychiatrist, escalator, engineer, scientist, mechanic, magician or coal miner. Expect cheers as Karl Urban's McCoy spits out the famous line.

18. Out Of The Chair!
The first time that Kirk ever takes the Captain's chair here, he instantly sinks into his familiar pose - one leg thrust out, slightly leaning to one side, one hand up by his face, the better to muse with. Only this time he's not the captain, and Spock abruptly orders him, "Out of the chair!"

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1 Homages to non-Star Trek movie
Posted on Monday June 1, 2009, 15:45 by nhs76
On the planet, the one menacing alien swooping down to munch the other at the last minute looked an awful lot like the T. Rex munching the velociraptor in Jurassic Park. Read More
2
Posted on Monday June 1, 2009, 15:42 by nhs76
Chekov's frantic running through the ship to get to the transporter -- "I can do this! I can do this" -- is reminiscent of his frantic run through the Bay area in ST IV, set to Russian classical music. Read More
3 There be whales here!
Posted on Monday June 1, 2009, 15:40 by nhs76
Scotty beaming himself by mistake into the water pipe could be a winking nod to his successful efforts in ST IV to beam whales aboard the ship. Read More
4 In Jokes?
Posted on Thursday May 28, 2009, 13:58 by hoover boy
I think a lot of people seem to be confusing in-jokes with continuety references. Of course the uniforms and insignia are the same and I think many people would be pissed off if Chris Pine's Kirk didn't sit the way Shatner did! Read More
5 Spock adjusting his top
Posted on Thursday May 21, 2009, 08:17 by The Bantam Menace
One of the more stand out "in-jokes" for me was the way Zachary Quinto pulled down the bottom of his tunic when he stood up to give evidence against Kirk. Nimoy did it all the time - most pointedly at the end of Wrath Of Khan in the radiation chamber - and Quinto nailed it so perfectly, it made me grin. Read More
6
Posted on Monday May 18, 2009, 10:09 by spark1
spock does a 'picard manuever'' when he stands to give evidence against kirk. Read More
7
Posted on Monday May 18, 2009, 10:08 by mp1701a
"ORIGINAL: Evil_Monkey25 At the end of the film (SPOILER WARNING) when Kirk relieves Captain Pike, he is seemingly left sitting in a wheel chair, a reference to the TOS episode The Menagerie in which the disabled Pike appears. Also, Pike was wearing an almost identical uniform to those worn by the crew in Star Trek The Motion Picture." Well, not by the crew. Specifically, Pike was wearing an identical uniform that Shatner wore at the beginning of ST:TMP. Or almost identical, as this one appeared to be actually made of cloth. Also, for Bruce Greenwood's sake, I hope they the "design flaw" of those late 70s Starfleet costumes were fixed. To use different words from Shatner's Star Trek Movie Memories book, let's just say that when those Starfleet costumes were made, they were not designed to accomodate a penis and testicles. So when someone sat, let the crushing begin . . . When Pike shakes hands, I believe you get a close-up of the same insigniaRead More
8
Posted on Sunday May 17, 2009, 22:28 by iain99
Few more really geeky ones: Kirk's supposed birthplace, Riverside, Iowa finally gets a mention, 1 of the admirals at Kirk's hearing is Admiral Komack from the original series, McCoy's reason for joining Starleet (driven to it by a bitter divorce) was part of his backstory in the TOS writers bible, but was never mentioned in the series. Read More
9 Couple more
Posted on Sunday May 17, 2009, 20:29 by iain99
How about Spock stranding Kirk on Delta Vega, the same planet from "Where no man has gone before" And if you stay until the end of the credits there's TOS bridge beepy noises! Pike in the wheelchair was my favourite in-joke though Read More
10 Spock's lie
Posted on Sunday May 17, 2009, 00:36 by selivia
When Spock-now meets Spock-future at the end and questions that he 'lied' to Kirk is reminiscent of the series when Spock 'lied' about the expected repair time to give Kirk a surprise advantage, when questioned then he had admitted to exagerating the truth. Read More
11 A Shuttle Called Gillian
Posted on Sunday May 17, 2009, 00:04 by darkspringxl
I happened to notice a shuttle called 'Gillian', a possible reference to Dr Gillian Taylor, Humpback Whale specialist, as featured in Star Trek Iv: The Voyage Home......... Read More
12 Yes, yes, but...
Posted on Saturday May 16, 2009, 17:41 by andyoliver99
...It still doesn't answer this question: Why are key members of the crew (ie chief engineer, first officer, captain, for god's sake) sent on the most dangerous away missions? Surely there would be the equivalent of a Marine corps in Star fleet? me not understand, I'm a talkbacker not a military strategist, damnit! Read More
13 Red matter mcguffin
Posted on Saturday May 16, 2009, 01:33 by Glennp
Has anyone here commented on the big ball of red matter? It is basically the same mcguffin which JJ Abrams also uses in Alias and must be an intentional reference, don't you think? Spock's line about whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth, is from Star Trek VI. He says it in that movie to deduce the presence of a cloaked Bird of Prey. The gun-ho red shirt who lasted 30 seconds was definitely my favourite bit of this new movie. Read More
14 One you forgot
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 23:19 by Dismas
In the latter part of the film, Kirk orders Scotty to do something, with the engineer replying "I cannae do it, Cap'n", which of course echoes the famed "I cannae do it cap'n, we have nae got the poo-wer!" line :D Read More
15 Vulcan testing and
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 22:00 by dave1159
Loved all the nods to the original series and films, surely when Kirk and Macoy first see the Enterprise in Space, it's like the classic `beauty' shot from ST 1 TMP reveling the refitted ship and what about when we see Spock as a child doing the same sort of computer memory test that his older self takes in ST 4, the `How do you feel' moment Read More
16 Vulcan testing and
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 21:47 by dave1159
Loved all the nods to the original series and films, surely when Kirk and Macoy first see the Enterprise in Space, it's like the classic `beauty' shot from ST 1 TMP reveling the refitted ship and what about when we see Spock as a child doing the same sort of computer memory test that his older self takes in ST 4, the `How do you feel' moment Read More
17 Spock repeats his lines from ST 6
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 20:12 by MIKETHEBIKE2006
Lets not forget Spock saying "When you have eliminated the probable what you have left, however improbable must be the solution" L Nimoy originally said this in ST 6 and credited one of his ancestors with the saying - which is interesting bearing in mind it was one of Sherlock Holmes' utterances! A top film and the references didn't get in the way and were subtle enough not to annoy those not "in the know". Great article by the way. Read More
18 Spock repeats his lines from ST 6
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 19:45 by MIKETHEBIKE2006
Lets not forget Spock saying "When you have eliminated the probable what you have left, however improbable must be the solution" L Nimoy originally said this in ST 6 and credited one of his ancestors with the saying - which is interesting bearing in mind it was one of Sherlock Holmes' utterances! A top film and the references didn't get in the way and were subtle enough not to annoy those not "in the know". Great article by the way. Read More
19 Spock repeats his lines from ST 6
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 19:41 by MIKETHEBIKE2006
Lets not forget Spock saying "When you have eliminated the probable what you have left, however improbable must be the solution" L Nimoy originally said this in ST 6 and credited one of his ancestors with the saying - which is interesting bearing in mind it was one of Sherlock Holmes' utterances! A top film and the references didn't get in the way and were subtle enough not to annoy those not "in the know". Great article by the way. Read More
20 Spock repeats his lines from ST 6
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 19:40 by MIKETHEBIKE2006
Lets not forget Spock saying "When you have eliminated the probable what you have left, however improbable must be the solution" L Nimoy originally said this in ST 6 and credited one of his ancestors with the saying - which is interesting bearing in mind it was one of Sherlock Holmes' utterances! A top film and the references didn't get in the way and were subtle enough not to annoy those not "in the know". Great article by the way. Read More
21 RE: RE:
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 19:07 by captainrentboy
L: pablohoolio L: Dr Quinzel Was I imagining things or did Chris Pine chuck in a cheeky reference to Shatner's famous speech patterns when Kirk was being purposefully infuriating during the Kobayashi Maru test? That made me smile. pot on, I noticed it too. I spotted that toone of the die hard trekkies that came with me picked up on it. I'm not even a huge fan of Star Trek and I could tell it was a bit of a piss take of Shatner. Read More
22 RE: Lost reference
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 14:36 by homerbert
Was it just me, or was the whistle that Pike used in the bar the same as the oooo-weee--oooo sound effect they used in the old series? Possible for transmissions or something. eoin Read More
23
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 14:30 by moneymouth77
Good collection of <a href="http://movies.sky.com/movie/star-trek"& gt;Star Trek</a> references, although I do agree with the below, you missed the 'Picard Manoeuvre'. Read More
24
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 13:45 by raymondbros
Well on number 13 they forgot to mention that it was scripted for the first interracial kiss to happen between Spock and Uhura but Shatner got jealous and made them change it to him Read More
25 .
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 13:33 by bradthunder
I thought the big red monster on the snow planet looked a bit Cloverfieldy-ish Read More
26 Stuff that I expected and didn't get:
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 12:44 by pussy_galore
I was expecting a Riker 'ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT' at the beginning, and a Scotty 'I just don't have the power Capitan' near the end (something I actually said and had my boyfriend telling me to shut up, he did that a lot in the film) but maybe that would have been to much! Read More
27 RE: Here's a Nerdy Sad One
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 11:18 by fierce-hairdo
L: wombathog Spock performs 'The Picard Manoeuvre' at Kirk's hearing. I won't go into details cuz that would just be a bit too sad. ep, I spotted that one too. Read More
28 Here's a Nerdy Sad One
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 09:38 by wombathog
Spock performs 'The Picard Manoeuvre' at Kirk's hearing. I won't go into details cuz that would just be a bit too sad. Read More
29 Star Wars in joke?
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 09:33 by fierce-hairdo
The scene where Kirk tells Sulu to "Punch it!" (ie go to warp speed) and then the Enterprise fails to move, is very reminiscent of various scenes in the Star Wars franchise, in particular, the scene in Empire Strikes Back when Lando tells Chewie to "Punch it!" and the Millennium Falcon fails to go to light speed. Maybe Abrams was pointing out how he has kind of Star Wars-ised the Star Trek franchise... or maybe I'm imagining things.... Read More
30 RE: Lost reference
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 00:35 by Oli Monkey
Before anyone watches it 10 times and searches for hours, can't find them and wants to kill me with sticks "I'm chatting rubbish". Just a joke. They're not there. But they are tattooed on one of the Romulan guards, probably Read More
31 Lost reference
Posted on Friday May 15, 2009, 00:23 by Oli Monkey
On the panel at the bottom of the Red Matter machine did anyone spot the numbers? 4 8 15 16 23 42 Big reference to J.J. Abrams Lost. Read More
32 RE:
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 22:26 by pablohoolio
L: Dr Quinzel Was I imagining things or did Chris Pine chuck in a cheeky reference to Shatner's famous speech patterns when Kirk was being purposefully infuriating during the Kobayashi Maru test? That made me smile. pot on, I noticed it too. Read More
33 Shatner impression!
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 22:14 by pablohoolio
Ok, not strictly a 'reference' but Chris Pine did his very best Shatner impression / tribute in Kobayashi Maru test he was undergoing near the start. As he turns in the chair (and is sat EXACTLY like Shatner used to sit) he says something like 'IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII think... we should......' etc etc. It was almost a Jim Carrey impression of Kirk! Like so... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcKoKOhrLfg Th ought it was a great little nod to Shatner, even if it was almost parody. Read More
34 Tonight I'm gonna Party like it's...
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 20:45 by JediBobster
1999? That article is from 1999?! Closer to reality than we may think? It's already 10 yrs away from our reality now. JEDI BOBSTER Read More
35 Animated series
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 19:57 by terriblecnut
The alien navigator on board the Kelvin is the same species as the navigator on board the enterprise in the animated series. Read More
36
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 19:42 by durelius
Worth watching again for the ones I missed there some very subtle clever ones here, I wouldn't get them all not being a huge Treky, red suit guy made me smile. Read More
37 Even more nuggets....
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 18:25 by herbertwest1701
* Spock's mention of Kolinahr - the discipline of purging emotions was introduced in ST: The Motion Picture * The school exams on Vulcan are of a style featured in ST 4: The Voyage Home * Spock's Holmesian line about eliminating the improbable featured in ST 6: The Undiscovered Country * Uhura ordering a Cardassian sunrise... Cardassians were introduced in TNG and featured heavily in ST: DS9 * May not be a reference, but Kirk banging his head on a beam is similar to Scotty banging his head in Star Trek 5. Read More
38 correction
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 18:07 by 7eke
when mcCoy says "i kinda like him" it was a counter to kirk saying "who is that pointy eared bastard" Read More
39
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 17:51 by Michael Cobrador
Two more in-jokes that were missed; during the free fall to Vulcan when Kirk's chute broke off, he contacts the ship for beam up saying "Kirk to Enterprise", cool! Another (very subtle) one is Chekhov reacting to a situation (on the bridge) and saying "aye aye aye and shaking his head". Read More
40 RE: RE:
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 15:45 by general_potatoface
When old Spock met young Kirk he said his dying words from the Wrath of Khan: "I have been, and always will be, your friend" Read More
41 RE:
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 15:29 by HIM
L: deathbat6661 What about the use of Sabotage by the Beastie Boys as an homage to Shatner's inability to say the word? abo-taj! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69cIEiutWTY Read More
42 RE:
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 14:25 by Peppermint
There was also the one where Kirk bangs his head on that beam that says 'Low Clearance' Read More
43 RE: Trek In-Jokes
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 13:24 by Timon
Oooh and the whole Chekhov not being able to pronounce 'V's' - nuclear wessels! And the 'bridge noises'! Also, weren't some of the drinks ordered in the bar from Cardassia? Clearly there were more in-jokes than we thought... Read More
44
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 13:23 by swedishblue
Let's not forget the vulcan nerve pinch! Read More
45
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 13:11 by Timon
Yeah, Vasquez Rocks in California where famously the Gorn fight was filmed stood in for Vulcan. Also, during the battle scene, McCoy calls out for "Nurse Chapel" another Enterprise stalward. Also, Admiral Kormack's office is seen whick references another admiral seen in the TOS USS Faraggut is mentioned... and destroyed, that was one of Kirk's early postings as a cadet in TOS. Read More
46
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 13:06 by deathbat6661
What about the use of Sabotage by the Beastie Boys as an homage to Shatner's inability to say the word? Read More
47 Nero shot first
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 12:58 by granny
How about a feature on all the Star Wars 'homages'? Read More
48
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 12:50 by yossarian426
(SPOILER WARNING) What about Vasquez Rocks? The location has been used numerous times as an exterior throughout Star Trek's history. Abrams appears to have used the profile of the famous promentary to create the surface of Vulcan. My friend also noticed there are echoes of the cliff shape in other shots, such as when Kirk meets the future/parallel universe Spock in the ice cave. Read More
49
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 12:50 by yossarian426
(SPOILER WARNING) What about Vasquez Rocks? The location has been used numerous times as an exterior throughout Star Trek's history. Abrams appears to have used the profile of the famous promentary to create the surface of Vulcan. My friend also noticed there are echoes of the cliff shape in other shots, such as when Kirk meets the future/parallel universe Spock in the ice cave. Read More
50 I love Star Trek
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 12:44 by Oli Monkey
Watched it yesterday with my wife and she was crying in the first 5 minutes (i had something in my eye) not many films do that, let alone Star Trek. Great, great film. As soon as the guy in the RED jump/space suit turned up we both whispered "he's dead". Loved it Read More
51
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 12:28 by neilreturns
Pike in a wheelchair at the end is surely a nod. Read More
52 RE:
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 12:19 by HIM
L: Evil_Monkey25 At the end of the film (SPOILER WARNING) when Kirk relieves Captain Pike, he is seemingly left sitting in a wheel chair, a reference to the TOS episode The Menagerie in which the disabled Pike appears. lso, Pike was wearing an almost identical uniform to those worn by the crew in Star Trek The Motion Picture. Read More
53
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 12:11 by Dr Quinzel
Was I imagining things or did Chris Pine chuck in a cheeky reference to Shatner's famous speech patterns when Kirk was being purposefully infuriating during the Kobayashi Maru test? That made me smile. Read More
54
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 12:06 by Evil_Monkey25
I missed the Admiral Archer's Beagle comment, but mainly cos Enterprise was a steaming pile of boring old poo.... At the end of the film (SPOILER WARNING) when Kirk relieves Captain Pike, he is seemingly left sitting in a wheel chair, a reference to the TOS episode The Menagerie in which the disabled Pike appears. Read More
55 Apple
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 12:06 by MStay
You missed the apple during the Kobayashi Maru test. Kirk was also munching one when boasting about it Wrath of Khan... nice touch Read More
56 Kirk's dad
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 11:47 by HIM
Kirk's dad is called George, not Gordon! Read More
57 Kirk's dad
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 11:38 by HIM
Kirk's dad is called George, not Gordon! Read More
58
Posted on Thursday May 14, 2009, 11:37 by SenorGrande
Shouldn't Scotty's "I'm giving her all she's got Captain!" be on here too? Read More

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