What Happens? The Green Goblin, pulsating with anger after realising just how crap his costume is, has decided to give Times Square a good old kicking. One well-aimed pumpkin bomb sends tons of debris crashing down on top of the heads of innocent bystanders, including an old guy with grey hair and a moustache, trying his best to look scared. God bless him.

Wink-Wink Rating Well, Sam Raimi gives him a big old close-up and a chance to be heroic too, as he shields a young girl, somewhat futilely, from rubble that weighs several tons and would crush them both like bugs. Frankly, we’d have preferred it if Lee had grabbed the girl and tried to use her as a human shield. Either way, Spidey saves them both. Hurrah!