She's nine foot tall, blue and alien. Her idea of sex involves plaiting your hair with hers (the head on your head, fellas). She looks a bit like a cat and probably doesn't have actual boobs, just slight lumps on her chest. Basically, you're all perverts for suggesting it, and if she didn't look and sound like Zoe Saldana, and wander around practically nekkid, we wouldn't even understand where you were coming from. As it is, we're going to allow it, and simply point out that you might want to be careful how you treat her since she has her own pet dragon.
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Profession Hunter; alien
Played by Zoe Saldana
In Avatar (2009)
Moment of hotness Leading the way to Home Tree ahead of the hapless Jake Sully, all grace and strength.
Ideal chat up line "Want to pet my dragon?"
Any drawbacks? You can't breathe the same air she does; she's MUCH bigger and stronger than you, and she's an alien cat lady. Without the help of Sigourney Weaver and her avatar project, this is never going to happen, dude.
Posted on Saturday December 29, 2012, 17:31 by Canobeach
What ever happened to Vivian from Pretty Woman? Instead of Tarantino's The Bride, why wasn't Mia Wallace mentioned? Read More
Posted on Friday June 1, 2012, 14:31 by SalanderFan87
Whaaaaaat!!!!! Elizabeth Swan is one of the most underwhelming characters of that whole saga, not helped by a completely wooden peformance from Knightley herself. Give Gilda her rightful place in the top ten. Read More
Posted on Friday June 1, 2012, 13:12 by SalanderFan87
?? Dont agree with most of them, Santanica Pandemonium and Jessica Rabbit yep but the others definately not. What about Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge? Read More
Posted on Sunday May 27, 2012, 16:40 by trinitie11
You forgot to hook up the doll Firstly bravo Dirtyfunkymonkey, it's not just geeky it's cliched and outside of being a bit of fun, a real insult to women, Jessica Rabbit no2? and Lara Croft no1 there are clearly much more stronger and more seductive female characters in the filmiverse. Surely if your going to compile a list of masturbatory icons, why not include the Alpha Omega of them all, the hypothetical woman made felsh; Lisa from 'Weird Science' as played by Kelly LeBrock. Read More
Posted on Sunday May 6, 2012, 20:40 by MrGigolo
GEEKY!! Jesus, how geeky was all that! Was this list compiled by a bunch of spotty teens or some guys who spend far too long w*nking over so called Sci-Fi babes whilst wondering what it would feel like to shag an alien... Come on guys, seriously. Where are the women. Kathleen Turner in Body Heat or Linda Fiorentino in The Last Seduction for example. Bo Derek in 10 perhaps?? But no. We get fucking Star Wars characters and blue aliens... Read More
Posted on Friday April 6, 2012, 16:52 by Dirtyfunkymonkey
Postman Always Rings Twice Cora Come on Jessica Lange and Jack Nicholson on that kitchen table.... Read More
Posted on Saturday March 31, 2012, 19:51 by alex_grundy
Well said Tommypocket! I agree with you. What about Maria Elena in Vickie Christina Barcelona, or Malena? Glad to see the sophisticated and beautiful Vesper though, proving that a few men have taste. Read More
Posted on Sunday March 18, 2012, 10:46 by Miss_Sushi
No Slim!! Where is Lauren Bacall's Slim from "to have and Have not" ? and maybe the green chick in Star Trek (2009) Read More
Posted on Wednesday March 14, 2012, 03:05 by damo_oc