Played by Kathleen Turner (speaking); Amy Irving (singing); Betsy Brantley (model)
In Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Quite literally cartoonishly sexy, Jessica Rabbit was created to be a distillation of all that is hot. She's all boobs, lips, hips and boobs, topped off with Veronica Lake hair in a Rita Hayworth hue, wearing a quite simply scandalous dress that defies the most elementary laws of both physics and tailoring. Her voice is an alto rasp that reduces grown men to blubbering wrecks – and as a final stroke of charm, she values humour over hunkishness in her gentleman callers. Seriously: she married a rabbit because he could make her laugh. How hard could it be?
Moment of hotness Her performance of Why Don't You Do Right, all slink and sex. Seriously, contrast this and this.
Ideal chat up line "Say, did you hear the one about the carrot and the carrot-top?"
Any drawbacks? She's married, ladies and gentlemen, and faithful to her adored husband.
Posted on Saturday December 29, 2012, 17:31 by Canobeach
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What ever happened to Vivian from Pretty Woman? Instead of Tarantino's The Bride, why wasn't Mia Wallace mentioned? Read More
Posted on Friday June 1, 2012, 14:31 by SalanderFan87
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Whaaaaaat!!!!! Elizabeth Swan is one of the most underwhelming characters of that whole saga, not helped by a completely wooden peformance from Knightley herself. Give Gilda her rightful place in the top ten. Read More
Posted on Friday June 1, 2012, 13:12 by SalanderFan87
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?? Dont agree with most of them, Santanica Pandemonium and Jessica Rabbit yep but the others definately not. What about Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge? Read More
Posted on Sunday May 27, 2012, 16:40 by trinitie11
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You forgot to hook up the doll Firstly bravo Dirtyfunkymonkey, it's not just geeky it's cliched and outside of being a bit of fun, a real insult to women, Jessica Rabbit no2? and Lara Croft no1 there are clearly much more stronger and more seductive female characters in the filmiverse. Surely if your going to compile a list of masturbatory icons, why not include the Alpha Omega of them all, the hypothetical woman made felsh; Lisa from 'Weird Science' as played by Kelly LeBrock. Read More
Posted on Sunday May 6, 2012, 20:40 by MrGigolo
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GEEKY!! Jesus, how geeky was all that! Was this list compiled by a bunch of spotty teens or some guys who spend far too long w*nking over so called Sci-Fi babes whilst wondering what it would feel like to shag an alien... Come on guys, seriously. Where are the women. Kathleen Turner in Body Heat or Linda Fiorentino in The Last Seduction for example. Bo Derek in 10 perhaps?? But no. We get fucking Star Wars characters and blue aliens... Read More
Posted on Friday April 6, 2012, 16:52 by Dirtyfunkymonkey
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Postman Always Rings Twice Cora Come on Jessica Lange and Jack Nicholson on that kitchen table.... Read More
Posted on Saturday March 31, 2012, 19:51 by alex_grundy
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Well said Tommypocket! I agree with you. What about Maria Elena in Vickie Christina Barcelona, or Malena? Glad to see the sophisticated and beautiful Vesper though, proving that a few men have taste. Read More
Posted on Sunday March 18, 2012, 10:46 by Miss_Sushi
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No Slim!! Where is Lauren Bacall's Slim from "to have and Have not" ? and maybe the green chick in Star Trek (2009) Read More
Posted on Wednesday March 14, 2012, 03:05 by damo_oc
