Frankly, we're a bit alarmed that so many of you voted for Xenia. Maybe you're the masochist faction of our readership. "She doesn't have the limitations that normal people have," said Famke Yanssen of the role that put her on the cinematic map. This is something of an understatement. Xenia Onatopp, perhaps inevitably given that name, has voracious appetites both for sex and for killing. So while it's easy to be taken by the orgasmic gasps emanating from that statuesque black-clad frame, it's hard not to be distracted by the fat guy she's strangling with her thighs, or by the fact that she's mowing down a legion of goons with a machine gun. That said, in the ranks of female Bond villains, she's hotter than Irma Bunt, not as silly as Bambi and Thumper, and less terrifying than May Day. But wouldn't you feel safer with Plenty O'Toole?
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Played by Famke Jannsen
In Goldeneye (1995)
Moment of hotness Giving Bond as good as she gets in the steam room. Or possibly when she's orgasmically firing a machine gun around a Russian bunker.
Ideal chat up line "Fancy coming back to mine to try out my Thighmaster?"
Posted on Saturday December 29, 2012, 17:31 by Canobeach
What ever happened to Vivian from Pretty Woman? Instead of Tarantino's The Bride, why wasn't Mia Wallace mentioned? Read More
Posted on Friday June 1, 2012, 14:31 by SalanderFan87
Whaaaaaat!!!!! Elizabeth Swan is one of the most underwhelming characters of that whole saga, not helped by a completely wooden peformance from Knightley herself. Give Gilda her rightful place in the top ten. Read More
Posted on Friday June 1, 2012, 13:12 by SalanderFan87
?? Dont agree with most of them, Santanica Pandemonium and Jessica Rabbit yep but the others definately not. What about Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge? Read More
Posted on Sunday May 27, 2012, 16:40 by trinitie11
You forgot to hook up the doll Firstly bravo Dirtyfunkymonkey, it's not just geeky it's cliched and outside of being a bit of fun, a real insult to women, Jessica Rabbit no2? and Lara Croft no1 there are clearly much more stronger and more seductive female characters in the filmiverse. Surely if your going to compile a list of masturbatory icons, why not include the Alpha Omega of them all, the hypothetical woman made felsh; Lisa from 'Weird Science' as played by Kelly LeBrock. Read More
Posted on Sunday May 6, 2012, 20:40 by MrGigolo
GEEKY!! Jesus, how geeky was all that! Was this list compiled by a bunch of spotty teens or some guys who spend far too long w*nking over so called Sci-Fi babes whilst wondering what it would feel like to shag an alien... Come on guys, seriously. Where are the women. Kathleen Turner in Body Heat or Linda Fiorentino in The Last Seduction for example. Bo Derek in 10 perhaps?? But no. We get fucking Star Wars characters and blue aliens... Read More
Posted on Friday April 6, 2012, 16:52 by Dirtyfunkymonkey
Postman Always Rings Twice Cora Come on Jessica Lange and Jack Nicholson on that kitchen table.... Read More
Posted on Saturday March 31, 2012, 19:51 by alex_grundy
Well said Tommypocket! I agree with you. What about Maria Elena in Vickie Christina Barcelona, or Malena? Glad to see the sophisticated and beautiful Vesper though, proving that a few men have taste. Read More
Posted on Sunday March 18, 2012, 10:46 by Miss_Sushi
No Slim!! Where is Lauren Bacall's Slim from "to have and Have not" ? and maybe the green chick in Star Trek (2009) Read More
Posted on Wednesday March 14, 2012, 03:05 by damo_oc