Lowly dog, bow your head! Santanico Pandemonium, the feather-head-dressed, velvet bikini'd, arm torc'd, snake-draped table-dancing amazon, stops From Dusk Till Dawn dead in its tracks about halfway through and leaves an indelible impression. Her act also involves hair-whipping and some filthily suggestive beer antics – 'That's what I call a fuckin show!' applauds no less an authority than George Clooney – but she's admittedly less attractive when she transforms into a snake-headed bloodsucker. The mistress of the macabre, the epitome of evil, and the most sinister woman who ever danced on the face of this Earth, is, we learn in the straight-to-video prequel The Hangman's Daughter, a half human / half vampire princess, and daughter of an Incan vamp high priestess and the titular executioner. She's also got a mean right hook. Kneel and worship!
Have Your Say
Profession Table dancer, vampire high priestess of evil
Played by Salma Hayek / Ara Celi
In From Dusk Till Dawn / From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter
Moment of hotness Her star performance at the Titty Twister, up until the snake-head business anyway.
Ideal chat up line "I will be your slave and feed on the blood of stray dogs, for I am not worthy."
Any drawbacks? The whole probably-going-to-kill-you thing, although maybe that's a frisson that floats your boat. We don't know your life.
Posted on Saturday December 29, 2012, 17:31 by Canobeach
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What ever happened to Vivian from Pretty Woman? Instead of Tarantino's The Bride, why wasn't Mia Wallace mentioned? Read More
Posted on Friday June 1, 2012, 14:31 by SalanderFan87
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Whaaaaaat!!!!! Elizabeth Swan is one of the most underwhelming characters of that whole saga, not helped by a completely wooden peformance from Knightley herself. Give Gilda her rightful place in the top ten. Read More
Posted on Friday June 1, 2012, 13:12 by SalanderFan87
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?? Dont agree with most of them, Santanica Pandemonium and Jessica Rabbit yep but the others definately not. What about Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge? Read More
Posted on Sunday May 27, 2012, 16:40 by trinitie11
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You forgot to hook up the doll Firstly bravo Dirtyfunkymonkey, it's not just geeky it's cliched and outside of being a bit of fun, a real insult to women, Jessica Rabbit no2? and Lara Croft no1 there are clearly much more stronger and more seductive female characters in the filmiverse. Surely if your going to compile a list of masturbatory icons, why not include the Alpha Omega of them all, the hypothetical woman made felsh; Lisa from 'Weird Science' as played by Kelly LeBrock. Read More
Posted on Sunday May 6, 2012, 20:40 by MrGigolo
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GEEKY!! Jesus, how geeky was all that! Was this list compiled by a bunch of spotty teens or some guys who spend far too long w*nking over so called Sci-Fi babes whilst wondering what it would feel like to shag an alien... Come on guys, seriously. Where are the women. Kathleen Turner in Body Heat or Linda Fiorentino in The Last Seduction for example. Bo Derek in 10 perhaps?? But no. We get fucking Star Wars characters and blue aliens... Read More
Posted on Friday April 6, 2012, 16:52 by Dirtyfunkymonkey
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Postman Always Rings Twice Cora Come on Jessica Lange and Jack Nicholson on that kitchen table.... Read More
Posted on Saturday March 31, 2012, 19:51 by alex_grundy
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Well said Tommypocket! I agree with you. What about Maria Elena in Vickie Christina Barcelona, or Malena? Glad to see the sophisticated and beautiful Vesper though, proving that a few men have taste. Read More
Posted on Sunday March 18, 2012, 10:46 by Miss_Sushi
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No Slim!! Where is Lauren Bacall's Slim from "to have and Have not" ? and maybe the green chick in Star Trek (2009) Read More
Posted on Wednesday March 14, 2012, 03:05 by damo_oc
