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10 Film Trends Of The Noughties The Films Of The Decade 5 Synopses That Make You Sound Insane In The Telling 6 Overdue Oscar Wins 10 Best Documentaries Not Made By Michael Moore 10 Best Ensemble Casts 10 Best Scores 10 Biggest Box Office Hits 10 Biggest Downers 10 Cases Of Irritating Punctuation 10 Crimes Against Hair 10 Excellent Trailers 10 Great Cameos 50 Great Movie Posters 10 Great Musical Numbers 10 Great Title And Credit Sequences 10 Foreign Language Films That Blew Our Minds 10 Frightening Children 10 Best Malcolm Tucker Lines 10 Misleading Film Titles 10 Most Memorable Character Names 10 People You'd Never Heard Of Before 2000 10 Most Quoted Lines 10 Sequels Too Far 10 Stars That Brought Hollywood To The West End Stage 10 Stomach Churning Moments Terri-BOLL! 5 Rubbish Uwe Boll Video Game Adaptations		10 Best Malcolm Tucker Lines While there have been any number of memorable kiss-offs this decade, no one man has done more to further the cause of the English language insult than the star of the BBC's The Thick Of It. The finest political satire of recent times, its director/creator/writer Armando Iannucci hired Ian Martin as its 'swearing consultant', resulting in scripts with the finest, most imaginative insults since Shakespeare - and some of the most pithy. Here are our favourites. "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off." "How much fucking shit is there on the menu and what fucking flavour is it?" "Fuckety bye." "Christ on a bendy bus son, don't be such a fucking faff arse." "Ambassador, with your big baldy head you are spoiling us!" "Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock." "Wake up and smell the cock." "You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!" "Don't get sarcastic with me, son. We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat fuck. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny." "If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt."
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