5. Rollin' With The Nines Sounds like your most embarrassing uncle trying to "talk street".

4. The Ketchup Effect (Hip Hip Hora) Wasn't this a really terrible summer-hit song about six years ago?

3. Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing & Charm School A title you lose interest in after the third word...

2. The Piano Tuner Of Earthquakes So how exactly do you piano-tune an earthquake? This doesn't even begin to make sense...

1. Lucky Number Slevin The result of a hiccup-caused typo? That's our guess.