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Empire's Top 5 Worst Titles


5. Rollin' With The Nines
Sounds like your most embarrassing uncle trying to "talk street".

4. The Ketchup Effect (Hip Hip Hora)
Wasn't this a really terrible summer-hit song about six years ago?

3. Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing & Charm School
A title you lose interest in after the third word...

2. The Piano Tuner Of Earthquakes
So how exactly do you piano-tune an earthquake? This doesn't even begin to make sense...

1. Lucky Number Slevin
The result of a hiccup-caused typo? That's our guess.

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