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Empire's Top 5 Dumbest Taglines


5. This time he's pulling out all the stops (Saw III)
This appeared next to an image of three pulled-out teeth. They say "stops". We say "teeth". Let's call the whole thing off. Please.

4. On the streets of Tokyo, speed needs no translation (The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift)
Does that mean it needs translating on the streets of other major world cities?

3. He's udderly cool! (Barnyard)
Someone's clearly majored in Bad Puns 101. And besides "he" shouldn't even have udders...

2. It takes an idiot to catch a thief (The Pink Panther)
Er, no it doesn't.

1. Everything interesting begins in the mind (Basic Instinct 2)
And anything daft and meaningless can make it on to the side of a bus...

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