4. Woody Dressing Up As A Sperm
Film: Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex... (1972)
If you’re expecting anything other than the “What Happens During Ejaculation?” scene to be our favourite skit from Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask, expect... again. Or, um, that is to say: you’re wrong, because it is.
Sure, there’s the giant boob attack and Gene Wilder falling for a special, fluffy, sheepy acquaintance of his, but there is no other scene we could possibly love more than one where Woody Allen plays a neurotic sperm being fired out of a penis.
It just doesn’t get better than that - in terms of famous comedic directors dressing up as parts of the human body, at any rate. Especially when the black guy asks what he’s doing there... somehow, it gets funnier every time. It's sublime, hilarious, and every so slightly creepy.