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is this really why i have to put up with slow loading pages due to the ridiculous amounts of ads on the page? Seriously, you lot have WAY too much time on your hands. Fire some people and give this bollocks a rest, seriously; stupid film names, the unrealistic science of hollywood or funny continuity errors only someone with too much free time on their hands would notice/give a fuck about. ... Read More

clarkkent About me

03:07, 29 August 2008 | Report This Post
Biblical
Jericho Cane? Sure...it was a forgettable movie, but the name Jericho Cane may be one of redemption. Jericho was the city leveled by God for its evil, and Cane....the first murderer cursed by God to wander forever. A human born with this name, to fight the Devil himself may give a full quality of human individuality that overrides the names we are given. A boy today born Adolf Hitler....who strives to give equality to all, will not only make him his own individual...but sweep the compaints of de... Read More

direcrow About me

07:28, 28 August 2008 | Report This Post
I'm going to jump to the defense of Roy Batty. I've always liked the ring it had. My pick, however, is Solomon Vandy, Djimon Honsou's moniker in The Blood Diamond. There's nothing that messes up a serious movie than making viewers think of a dense supervillian whenever someone says their name. Ouch. ... Read More

suckingdublin About me

05:05, 28 August 2008 | Report This Post
Hasn't anyone seen Jungle Fever?
Two words: Flipper Purify ... Read More

Pulpiest Dog Around About me

23:55, 27 August 2008 | Report This Post
how about a few more
For example what about my hubby from True Romance Clarence Worley oh and hang about Drexl Spivey ( " Whats a Drexl ? answer: A seriously stupid name) but my favourite has to be Jodie Fosters name in Flightplan Kyle Pratt who names their daughter that Jeez ... Read More

alabama worley About me

19:03, 27 August 2008 | Report This Post
Roy Batty
Who are you speaking for when you claim 'we don't care' about what Roy Batty has seen? You'd be hard pressed to find another android people are half as interested in, you great clot. ... Read More

Malenky Kym About me

18:15, 27 August 2008 | Report This Post
LOL
Juan Sánchez Villalobos Ramírez, i still use that to this day "hello ladies my name is Juan Sánchez Villalobos Ramírez" ... Read More

invictus2006 About me

15:19, 27 August 2008 | Report This Post
what about Superman?!
Clark Cun.... i mean Kent! gimmie a break! ... Read More

Hughezy About me

10:44, 27 August 2008 | Report This Post
DO NOT disrespect Cobra!
Empire, you silly silly bastards! you're in for it now! Empire is a disease...... Cobra is the cure! ... Read More

Hughezy About me

10:41, 27 August 2008 | Report This Post
put the bunny in the box.
Nick Cage is the master of monstrous monikers. Cameron Poe, Randall 'memphis'Raines, Stanley goodspeed, Sailor ripley ... Read More

dogtanian About me

10:04, 27 August 2008 | Report This Post
Mutt Williams
C'mon, was there a point in calling him Mutt, that isn't even smart, it isn't even supported by the greaser idea that Shia LaBeouf was playing, Mutt...that sounds like a porn character woule be called. ... Read More

Mike :Dre.Dre: Dreak About me

21:49, 26 August 2008 | Report This Post
Dix Hauser?
... Read More

RevolloveR About me

16:21, 26 August 2008 | Report This Post
RE: Stupid Website Decisions
I was hoping to see Robert Duvall's legendary character from Deep Impact make the list - Spurgeon "Fish" Tanner.     ... Read More

Gimli The Dwarf About me

13:15, 26 August 2008 | Report This Post
RE: Stupid Website Decisions
Whats wrong with john matrix? nd wheres Philo Beddoe??  ... Read More

Porrohman About me

13:13, 26 August 2008 | Report This Post
Stupid Website Decisions
Why have you wasted a potentially amusing feature by dragging it out over 20 tedium-inducing pages? I clicked here thinking this was a story I could click on to while away a few minutes at work. I have neither the time nor the inclination to click one by one through every entry, each spread out over a single page, to read a throwaway feature like this - it's some of the worse design I've seen on the Internet, and not the first time I've encountered it on this site. I'm not some spoddy useability... Read More

kool g murder About me

10:49, 26 August 2008 | Report This Post
Jim Caviezel as "Carroll Oerstadt" in Deja Vú from Tony Scott should be there too. Not the nicest name. ... Read More

Sonic Rider About me

03:52, 26 August 2008 | Report This Post
Pussy Galore
That´s right empire. A very bold one for time and a stupid one for eternity. ... Read More

Sonic Rider About me

00:10, 26 August 2008 | Report This Post
Van Damme as 'Chance Boudreaux' in Hard Target should be there. Incredible. ... Read More

chompem About me

19:35, 25 August 2008 | Report This Post
RE: Cole Trickle
Random interesting fact: There was a real life NASCAR driver named 'Dick Trickle' who was competing in the series when Days of Thunder was being made. Many motor sport consider him to have one of the greatest ever racing driver names, right up there with the great Kye Wankum! ... Read More

D.J About me

14:28, 25 August 2008 | Report This Post
Dirk Pitt?
Hey, where the eff is Dirk Pitt from Raise the Titanic?? They even took the piss out of it in the film - "Dirk Pitt? Sounds like a pirate!" 'Zactly. I was going to ask where Snake Plitken is too, but that's probably in your coolest list. ... Read More

Woolly_Cully About me

13:03, 25 August 2008 | Report This Post
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