The fuzz buzz: Six years before he grew another phat one for There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day Lewis was the proud owner of one of cinema's most memorable moustaches. Waxed to within an inch of its life and given classic bad guy curls, The Butcher's soup strainer is perhaps the scariest thing in Martin Scorsese's epic movie (next to Leonardo DiCaprio's shocking "Oirish" accent).

Hair style? Big, bushy and waxed to within an inch of its life, this is the consummate bad guy moustache.

Tache'll do The glass eye may be disconcerting but it's The Butcher's bush mush that strikes the most fear.

Hirsutes you sir? So scary, we doubt the Devil could grow a better one - 7/10.