The fuzz buzz: While most would quote his famous Parthian shot kiss-off line when asked to sum up the raffish appeal of Rhett Butler, it is his scoundrel-like waxed whiskers that make this southern gent the rotter that he is. Pencil-thin and evoking a touch of the Terry-Thomas, this is a moustache that any bounder would be proud to own.

Hair style? Slick, suave and, we're betting, a bugger to keep under control… just like its owner.

Tache'll do One of cinema's greatest bastards, he derives much of his awesome caddishness from his man-tache.

Hirsutes you sir? Frankly my dear, he doesn't give a damn what you think - 6/10.