The fuzz buzz: A guy with more accessories than Paris Hilton's walk-in wardrobe, Mr Potato Head's favourite affectation is his stick-on moustache. Unfortunately it's a completely unreliable choice in most situations with even the slightest bump causing it to fly off in increasingly comedic ways - he'd be better off with a permanent marker pen.

Hair style? Plastic and mass-produced but rather fetching nonetheless (when it stays on).

Tache'll do If it's removable, it's not irreplaceable. Luckily, there's more to this spud than his facial fuzz.

Hirsutes you sir? If you can't rely on your moustache, what can you rely on? - 3/10.